The Satanist’s girl-next-door seductress, Mary Ann from Gilligan’s Island, was arrested for possessing illegal mind-altering drugs. Dawn Wells is the actress who tantalized many young boys (and men) with her down home sensual allure and disarmingly flirtatious behavior. Countless young impressionable minds fantasized about turning out Mary Ann’s Midwestern corn-fed guts. Her image was a deceptively crafted Hollywood lure designed to destroy the beauty of God’s greatest gift – sexuality.
Mary Ann shared an island hut with the red-headed sex bomb Ginger (real name Tina Louise). Ms. Louise was famous for prostituting her naked flesh in the soul-destroying pornographic magazine Playboy. In the series, the two were pursued by virile over-sexed males (Skipper, Gilligan, and the Professor) that were shipwrecked alongside with them. A lesbian relationship was heavily implied, with Mary Ann assuming the naive farm girl subordinate to Ginger, the worldly harlot experienced in carnal debauchery.
The Satanic producers of the series portrayed Mary Ann as a child to lure pedophiles and young boys into her deceptively seductive Lolita-esque spiderweb. In the episode “V for Vitamins”, a vote is called to determine who gets to escape the island. Mary Ann then says, “women and children first, so I get two votes.” The Satanist’s intentional conflation of obvious feminine sexual maturity with the claim of childhood was a form of cultural propaganda designed to blur the moral distinction between acts of sexual congress between adults and the weakest among us – our youth.
Dawn Wells could not escape her demons and used chemicals to ease the pain of her sinful past. She even auctioned her Gilligan’s Island whore-gear for $20,700 to feed her destructive addiction.
After being caught by the police red-handed, Wells lied about having the drugs. Satan compelled her to blame hitch-hikers for placing them in her vehicle. The Lord saw that she was punished for her 9th Commandment violation, and was placed on probation.
Dawn Wells has a chance to be born again and to earn the Lord’s protective embrace. She is up there in years now, and the drugs she has used to defile her body have reduced her time on the Earthly plane. Please pray for Dawn and let her know that you wish to enjoy her presence in the afterlife by signing her guestbook.
If your’re not a born-again Christian, you’re a failure as a human being ~ Jerry Falwell