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Dec
07

Naomi Campbell Robbed At Led Zeppelin Concert

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Written byJohnny Peepers:

Damn, I couldn’t dream up a story this ridiculous if I tried. It seems that Naomi Campbell got her purse stole at the Led Zeppelin concert last night. Like that silly bitch had ever heard of the Master’s of Rock-Excess before the limo showed up to haul her coked-up ass to the show. The moral to this story is that folks who ain’t got no love for the cats on stage don’t need to be there .

I got a story about that. A few years back I was at a Neil Young concert down south in Atlanta. I had a pretty kick-ass seat, and some swill in my gut, so I was feeling Irie. It blew my mind just being there because I thought Neil would never venture south of the Mason-Dixon (he can’t stand red-necks). Anyways, Neil was playing acoustic guitar on one of the quieter passages from the “Greendale” album. Some drunk yuppie pricks were busy chatting up their clients and their bitches, right in front of the stage, creating an obnoxious commotion.

Atlanta’s Chastain Park is set up to invite this shit because they put a bunch of cloth-lined tables in the pit creating a country-club oppressor class environment. I sat up in the grass hill in the back because you could bring your own cooler of home-brew in and the ganja smoke don’t activate no narcs. So about halfway through the song Neil quits playing the and admonishes the perpetrators. He told them preppy wine-swilling numbnutz that they needed to shut up and that he does not like playing Atlanta because it is “the Vegas of the South” as far as crowds go. Neil cut that track short and went to the next song with a scowl on his face.

That shit pissed me off man. I got my ass up early on a Saturday morning to put down a big chunk of bread to see that show. Not only that, but the rest of the gig was more low-key as a result of the incident, and I could tell Neil wasn’t enjoying the scene. The bourgeoisie douche-bags were still talking their shit and laughing like it was a Jeff Foxworthy routine. It wasn’t until the encores when he got to work out the aggression. “Powderfinger” and “Rockin’ in the Free World” brought down the house and made up for all that other bullshit.

So where was I, yeah that silly bitch who got her purse stole. I ain’t saying she got no right to see the show, but there is a Karmic force that directed Campbell to get jacked for taking the seat that a real Zep-head shoulda been in. The retribution for her transgression was getting punked for her pocket-book. Next time she will know.

On a related note, I was looking at CNN International watching some clips from the show. I got to say I am a bit conflicted about their return. When the drummer, John Bonham, failed to make the Guinness Book of World Records for slamming the most quadruple vodkas, the band split up. They issued the following statement in 1980:

“We wish it to be known that the loss of our dear friend, and the deep sense of undivided harmony felt by ourselves and our manager, have led us to decide that we could not continue as we were.”

That meant the show was over, for good people. Now, any two-bit excuse that the former members can come up with (a dead Turk) to relive the glory days justifies doing violence to the memories of the real Led Zeppelin. I know it is a trivial complaint, but them niggas meant the world to me.

Starting when I was 16, I dedicated almost all of my paychecks to acquiring every recorded note that Zeppelin performed in the studio or live. Anybody that knows me can straight up tell you that I knew every tidbit of Zep trivia, including the dates of hundreds of concerts. So when a janky-ass fashion model loses her cell phones and her toot-vial for being somewhere she got no business being, Johnnypeepers just got to chuckle.

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~ Squeeze me baby, till the juice runs down my leg

Talk yo shit below bitch!


18 Responses to “Naomi Campbell Robbed At Led Zeppelin Concert”


  1. December 12, 2007 at 12:53 pm

    You want to talk about a scam? How about the fact that the media sells you bull shit stories on Naomi Cambell and you find them interesting enough to post?
    If you are going to numb people’s minds with trash, you should do it with correct grammar.

  2. December 12, 2007 at 1:12 pm

    In all fairness, pretty girls who don’t really “get it” have been part of the rock concert scene since Led Zeppelin redefined it in their heyday. My complaint isn’t that Naomi Campbell used her money and clout to get one of the most sought-after concert tickets ever. Rather it is that she did not march backstage and bodily hurl herself at the stars of the show when it was finished. Well, my complaint is that plus the way a ridiculous artless contrivance like Hannah Montana would take the #2 spot on a list of most coveted concert tickets in 2007. I wouldn’t mind living in interesting times so much if they could just be authentic times too. Perhaps the echoes of authentic rock ‘n roll still reverberating in the spirits of Page & Plant will give us a little nudge in the right direction in the years to come.

  3. December 12, 2007 at 2:30 pm

    How do you know that Naomi Campbell hasn’t always been a Zep fan? Not that I like her or anything. I think she’s a bitch. But honestly with everything else going on in the world you chose to take the time on your blog to admonish a woman that you have no personal knowledge of for simply going to a Zep concert. Wow…

  4. 4 blackherald
    December 12, 2007 at 3:37 pm

    I suppose ole’ Johnny Peeper is impressed with his sitting in the computer and slamming folks. The kind of thing a guy with small anatomy and a dismal sense of self worth will do. Aren’t there other ways to use blogs then to slam people? How about taking a deep long look at yourself and your own failings? That might be productive. No you’ld rather showcase your celebrity envy, your racial/ethnic hatred and your lack of understanding of the fact that while people have the right to be irreverant, they also have the right to hold things sacred. Maybe you’ll post that but I’ll never post you blatantly calling another persons religious figure something small. You’re basically attaacking them when you do it. But I forgot, you’re a damn genious and the rest of the world are petty fools. Does a genious waste time posting about models at rock concerts?

  5. December 12, 2007 at 2:52 pm

    I am also wondering how a ridiculous artless contrivance like Hannah Montana would take the #2 spot on a list of most coveted concert tickets in 2007? Oh well.

    Also, I don’t know what mangy hair ties are, now that you mention it, that line did bothers me a bit too, but it sounds like something I’ve found behind my couch before, it’s a girl thing I guess. Thanks for your comment.

  6. 6 Nim
    December 12, 2007 at 4:47 pm

    I just wonder why anyone would mug Naomi. Poor girl obviously a) can only afford clothes that do not fully cover her (see pic) and b) has no pockets, handbags, or other hiding places for any mug-worthy loot (same pic). Oh, right. The groping.

  7. 7 horatiox
    December 12, 2007 at 6:29 pm

    Ah peepers allowing D-weed, one of blogland’s windiest moralist-censors to muck up a decent post: fer shame. (now be prepared for his response: Horatiox, oddball, troll, nazi, nihilist, etc. all which will demonstrate his utterly un-rocker like heart. D-weed’s no Zep fan: more like Jerry Falwell-on-crack,).

    Now to Zepism: Page was not a bad musician-composer. The rhythm section of Jones and Bonham obviously produced a monster groove when they wanted too (“When the levee breaks” about like a welsh airforce in delta country or somethin’) . That’s from one who tossed most rock albums away years ago ( and replaced them with Miles Davis and Debussy). However Plant’s vocals don’t make it, usually. When Page is on (like the best of Physical Graffiti), who cares about the shrieking, but Plant jus’ doesn’t do it, usually. Even Mick and boys a bit more palatable.

  8. 8 horatiox
    December 12, 2007 at 6:39 pm

    Ah the Naomi bit. Karma works in mysterious ways. She’s a hottie, maybe, but who gives a phuck about the drah-ma, eh? She should keep her pimp with her.

  9. 9 Jack
    February 16, 2008 at 6:38 am

    Naomi must have got a seat because her company organized the event.
    Doesn’t that piss you off?
    You should organize your own Led Zeppelin Concert and get a good seat too.
    As payback for her trouble she was mugged by some drunken fool who must have been on of your mates.
    Why do you idiots try to cloud the facts with your uninformed rantings?

    Johnnypeeper’s response:

    It is an organized dis-information campaign designed to confuse and obfuscate. This story is one of many designed to divert incompetent reporters from legitimate news stories. The truth is out there but you will not find it castigating poor little bloggers.

    G’day

  10. 10 alwaysthatgirl
    July 25, 2008 at 3:34 am

    🙂

  11. 11 T
    November 22, 2009 at 2:00 pm

    go jack off to the picture and shut up, that is if if you can find whatever small piece of pink lint god cursed you with.

  12. 12 T
    November 22, 2009 at 2:07 pm

    how pathetic are you for knowing every piece of band’s triva, whatever band it is? Get a life and stop being pissed at women you don’t know just because they wouldn’t give you the time of day. Maybe then, one of them would actually find you half way interesting.

  13. December 4, 2009 at 7:15 pm

    T,

    Maybe you are right. I do have a mysogynist streak that rears its ugly head once in a while. From this point on, I promise to address this infirmity in my soul. Peace be upon you and your ilk.

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