Johnnypeepers will be silent no more. The days of impending doom are fast upon us. The false prophets (emissaries of Lucifer) are waging a full-scale spiritual attack on every inch of Earth. The Satanic filth pervading our television screens, movie houses, radio airwaves, and newspapers is a sign of the impending Prophecy. The flesh-peddling pornographers, Hollywood Atheists, and the seed of Ishmail are working in concert to destroy the almighty Kingdom of God, and his loyal followers.
My dear friends, we are now in the final days of preparation for the ultimate climactic battle. This is a message of urgency compelling my like-minded brethren to annihilate the slaves of the False one, starting with his legion of silver-tongued devils.
Joel Osteen is one such purveyor of sinful decadence. He deceivingly wraps himself in the shroud of respectable Christian authority. He has led many Christian soldiers, unknowingly, to the Liar’s ranks, swelling their numbers, and pitting the righteous against the soulless. I have strong suspicions (though I am still in the process of verifying this information) that Osteen receives orders directly from the Antichrist, whose Earthly-name is Ban ki-moon (Secretary-General of the United Nations).
Osteen is a pervasive and demonic influence in our homes and churches. The Liar’s ambassador infects the airwaves with his destructive Satanic teachings and empty fake smile. Several years ago, I fell prey to his influence, his inspiring sermons, and his commanding oratorical demeanor. I later learned that all of Osteen’s traits are a meticulously crafted form of personality-fraud, a product of his years of instruction in the black arts.
After wasting thousands of dollars contributing to his false ministry (including a Hajj-like voyage to Osteen’s birthplace in Houston in 2005), I learned of his role in the impending Great Tribulation. He has received monetary (and in-kind) support from the Liar’s minions, including those in the Satanic media (such as Barbara Walters, who named him one of the 10 most fascinating people of 2006).
I care not, at this time, to tell you how I learned of Osteen’s treachery, and his Biblical prophecy-role in the coming days. Revealing this now would jeopardize my network of sources and methods dedicated to subverting the Antichrist from within his poisonous ranks. Suffice it to say that I am to be trusted, lest my beast-mark brand be revealed and I shall be the first cast into the lake of fire.
According to information that I received from a brother in Christ (prompting me to immediately write this urgent post):
Osteen says that he chooses to focus on the goodness of God rather than sin. In answer to questions raised over why he does not include many Bible verses in his books, he says that he sees himself as more of a life coach, and thinks that there are probably others better qualified, or more gifted for explaining Bible verses.
The Deceiver’s puppets know the omnipotence of the Word of God. They cannot utter the great words and messages contained in The Book, because to do so, would give credence and authority to the power and the Truth contained therein. I always asked myself Why Osteen refused to give thanks and praises by focusing on the words of our Lord, and now I know.
There is no such thing as a life-coach in the Kingdom of God. Jesus was not sent into this World by the Heavenly Father to motivate his followers with empty Scripture-less orations designed to boost spirits and make people feel good about sinning. He directed his followers to achieve ever-lasting salvation by emphasizing the true word of God, not by assuming the role of motivational speaker or personality-cult ambassador.
Osteen’s conspicuous omission of reference to the Scripture is intentional and designed to drive a wedge between the faithful and the easily deceived. I, like the prodigal son before me, have rejected this false prophet and returned to the flock of the faithful. I implore you to renounce the Liar’s agents and prepare for the bloody days ahead.
Behold the false prophet’s fate:
Revelation 19:19-20 (New International Version)
Then I saw the beast and the kings of the earth and their armies gathered together to make war against the rider on the horse and his army. But the beast was captured, and with him the false prophet who had performed the miraculous signs on his behalf. With these signs he had deluded those who had received the mark of the beast and worshiped his image. The two of them were thrown alive into the fiery lake of burning sulfur.
– In regards to your post on my blog
Please read my entry before you post. I am debunking the comparisons and showing they have no real meaning behind them and are false.
Johnnypeeper’s response:
I stand by my comment. Your comparison of the Savior, Jesus Christ, with an Egyptian pagan god blasphemes Christ’s purpose and message. Your pathetic attempt at “debunking” the comparison between Jesus and Horus operates only as a weak defense against real Christians who expose your actual intent, propagating Lucifer’s lies. I ask again that you remove the post. Your site will be monitored for compliance.
ericburns: another self-important jackass.
Your judgement blasphemes Christs purpose you self rightuous pharisee. Who do you think you are judging his work? Have you not read it? His blog attacks the frontal assault of the athiestic front. Instead you mock it with little understanding. In stead you continue to throw attacks out towards his blog without any real understanding of what a Christian is. Tell me where does it say no debunking Athiestic arguements? You are the type that make Christianity un appealing to Athiests, you are a Pat Robertson, one who throws judgements out there as if you are God himself. You need to set your tone back and reread the Gospels because you missed what Christ is really here for, not to judge the world but to save it.
Johnnypeeper’s response:
Sugar-tits,
Maybe you need to switch to the unfermented Jesus-juice. Accusing me of being a Jew (Pharisee) and a Fundie-Christian (Robertson) in the same post evidences your irrational hate, disdain, and “judgment” towards your fellow man.
There is therefore now no condemnation for those who are in Christ Jesus.
—Romans 8:1
Wouldn’t by your own standards you be the same as I? Look at your post! You are in a sense “debunking” Joel Osteen. Does that mean you are propagating the lies of Lucifer? Hypocrite!
Johnnypeeper’s response:
I have a Biblical command to speak the Truth. Titus 1:11 warns us that false teachers’ mouths must be stopped; therefore, it is our responsibility to not only to stop listening to them but also to expose them, warning other believers.
“Have no fellowship with the unfruitful works of darkness.” – Eph. 5:18
“If there come any unto you and bring not this doctrine, receive him not into your house, neither bid him God speed.” – II John 10:
Your name calling is an affront to the Lord.
See something amazing it’s unreal pictures and video clips with homeless-guys
this is outrageous when rich ones have plenty of houses they have not even one place to live.
“Until recently, I always had a vague understanding of free speech. I would wrap myself in its liberal protections frequently, but I did not know the critical role it performed in a free society. Eventually, I learned that Man’s (and Womyn’s) innate right to speak his/her mind provides her/him the tool to battle countervailing beliefs and oppression. Without free speech, we are relegated to 6 billion individual human islands thirsting for individual liberty, but who cannot aggregate the necessary force to implement it. With this recently acquired knowledge, I now champion the fundamental human right to free speech whenever, and wherever, I can.”
Well put! You may recognize this passage from your last post!
Johnnypeeper’s response:
Thank you for the compliment. God has endowed you with mad cut and paste skills. Colossians :23 tells us that “whatever you do, work at it with all your heart as working for the Lord.” I pray that you will utilize these abilities to glorify God, and not to attack true believers.
It’s too bad that Eric doesn’t understand that not everyone enjoys his form of mental masturbation. Hey, turkey-neck, take twenty seconds away from gazing at yourself in the mirror. You never know, you might realize there’s a whole lot more going on than just you. Egocentric prick.
I read Eric Burns post, and in the spirit of love would like to ask both of you to realize that you are on the same team. I am on the same page thinking that perhaps you did not fully read Eric’s post, Johnny? Both of you are trying to show truth to those who are believing lies, and expose the lies being told about Christ which is what we are called to do as Christians (James 5:19&20). By attacking one another, you are only discrediting your own works and integrity. This is a work of Satan who would love for people to look at both of your articles, and then your comments and be able to dismiss you off-hand as a couple of fanatical, people-hating Christians. The use of name-calling, including “sugar-tits” and comments by others including “turkey-neck” and “egocentric prick” are completely inappropriate and only destructive on a Christian commentary. Not to mention the personal insults which insinuate stupidity in the other party. Politicians use that trick when they are avoiding the issues. I submit that if you have differences, you handle it as the Bible states in Matthew 5:22-24 and speak to each other in love as it states in Ephesians 4:15. Your ministries will be more effective and God will bless your work when you follow His precepts.
Thank you for the comment regarding Global Warming. I do agree that the US does not care about this enough to sign the Kyoto Protocol. We will see what happens in the end.
HI 😀
tastethesea: your comment was so beautiful, so rhapsodic, so….full of shit I’m still cleaning the vomit from my keyboard. For God’s sake, use your inner and outer eyes for a change. Jesus Christ on a pumpernickel cross of wrought iron that bends a little at the base so that we can all reach up and stroke the saviors crusty toes.
I call ’em like I see ’em, my little asexual butterfly. Eric is a douchebag in dire need of mental and spiritual correction. I have no patience or need for his views.
And, by the way, I’m no Christian. Bunch of nonsense, if you ask me. I don’t give Eric a tough time because of any firm Christian beliefs. I leave that for peeps like you and this humanoid reject that writes this blog. No, I go after him because I just don’t like assholes.
Toodles
Dougie, I’m not sure what type of spiritual correction you believe Eric needs so I cannot answer whether he does or not. I was just stating in this instance, he was in agreement with Johnny in defending Christ by saying he was NOT comparable to Horus. He was just answering the charge made by those who believe Christ is a myth. And from what I saw on here, as an innocent bystander, Eric has handled himself more appropriately than anyone else.
Im curious johnny, what branch of Christianity are you?
Unless you can point out to me what I have said that is wrong you are not helping me at all Johnny. As far as I can tell you have not even read my post. If by me debunking the parallels of Jesus and Horus is evil then you are the same as I. If it is because you do not like my free speech then yet again you are the same as I. I’m sorry we don’t see eye to eye.
Wow, you just take the basic precept of nutcase and run with it, don’t you?
Hey JP,
I think I need to make you a contributor–or at least I should send all my Joyce Meyer supporters over here.
Regarding comments to Eric Burns (above), my reaction is to tell you:
Don’t forget, “Judge not…….As ye judge others, so will ye be judged.”
I am a teacher, and I tell my kids to stop judging others, and to act with kindness toward them.
Best regards,
Madame Monet
I forgot to point out one more thing. Living in the Middle East , there is a lot of talk which sounds like this post. To me, Christian intolerance is no different than Muslim intolerance. Neither religion preaches intolerance. But many intolerant people, especially THESE days (both Muslim and Christian) are USING religion as an excuse to force others to comply with their own beliefs.
Another principle I try to teach my kids is that, “It’s easier to catch flies with honey than with vinegar.”
Please analyze your objective here carefully. Is your objective just to SHOW people that YOUR vision is correct, or is it really to get others to CHANGE their behavior? If you wanted someone to delete a post on their blog, for example, do you think they would be more likely to comply by you “throwing vinegar” at them in the form of acidic comments and judgments? Or do you think they might be more likely to come around to your point of view by a polite, respectful discussion? Or again, as I tell my kids, how about ,”Treating others the way you would like to be treated.”
TRUE Christian behavior involves:
1) Respecting others and treating them the way YOU would like to be treated (and if you did this, people might be more willing to consider your arguments),
2) Showing kindness to and for others
3) Reserving judgment for GOD
Kind regards,
Eileen
Dedicated Elementary Teacher Overseas
elementaryteacher.wordpress.com
Johnnypeeper’s response:
“Is your objective just to SHOW people that YOUR vision is correct, or is it really to get others to CHANGE their behavior?”
First of all, it is not MY vision, it is a Biblical mandate. “Every word of God is tried and purified; He is a shield to those who trust and take refuge in Him.” ~ Proverbs 30: 5. My goal is not only to bring wayward lambs back to the flock, but to rebuke those who pervert the Lord’s message. “I give you the authority to trample on serpents and scorpions, and over all the power of the enemy, and nothing shall by any means hurt you”. ~ Luke 10:19
These are dangerous times, therefore I must act proactively to defeat the Liar’s minions. “The wicked flee when no man pursues them, but the righteous are bold as a lion.” ~ Proverbs 28: 1
elementaryteacher: please wake up and smell the coffee, okay. I’m all for “showing kindness”, but the times are getting rough. You have to come to grips with a very sad realization and that is there are some sinister sons of bitches laying in wait to take the ground from under your feet. No amount of kindness shown to them will prevent them from taking everything you hold dear (and, no, i’m not talking about “da terrists” that’s imaginary bullshit). Unless you’re prepared to fight the bastards tooth and nail. ericburns is just a prententious jackass who will go screaming into the night when the barricades go up. He’s little more than someone to jack with; and johnny peepers definitely has some god-related issues he needs to work out. But do not sit there and write “do not judge”. Every living soul is a critic or should be. It’s okay to realize “this is wrong” “that person is a bastard”. Somewhere, somehow, it became intolerant to draw a line in the sand and say “this is wrong.” Fuck that. I see the rising tide, I know the consequences descending down upon us like so much spiked weight. If I look out into this vast world and see some bullshit going down, I’m going to call it. Everyone should call it. Kindness has a place in this world, but it lacks a majority. I’ll keep wishing for it, but I’m not going to allow it to bury me.
Good Day
Ephesians 4:29 “Do not let any unwholesome talk come out of your mouths, but only what is helpful for building others up according to their needs, that it may benefit those who listen.”
James 3:9-12 “With the tongue we praise our Lord and Father, and with it we curse men, who have been made in God’s likeness. Out of the same mouth come praise and cursing. My brothers, this should not be. Can both fresh water and salt water flow from the same spring? My brothers, can a fig tree bear olives, or a grapevine bear figs? Neither can a salt spring produce fresh water.”
ericburns: blah, blah, blah. Blow out your ass.
Why make anything be yours? You are just some kind of back-shihter. Can you feel it slidin’ down? That’s Christ’s blood. Oh God you hurt me.
Peter ane Eric,
Thank you for your replies. The older I get, the more I am able to use as my guiding principle in my own life, before speaking or acting, is, “Is it true? Is it helpful? Is it kind?” If the answer to all three questions is not “yes,” then I try not to do or say it. I teach this to my third-graders, and the biggest benefit of teaching it is that I am more able to clean up my WON behavior.
“Before you cast out the thing from your brother’s eye, cast out the thing from your OWN eye.” I’ve stopped worrying about others’ behavior, and to set an example by living as best as I can myself.
Eileen
Dedicated Elementary Teacher Overseas (in the Middle East)
elementaryteacher.wordpress.com
I meant my “own” behavior, not my “won” behavior–sorry about the typo.
wow, look like you have a lot of fans, i dont know but i do know where your coming from we all need to realize who are real father is, Mine is jesus, yours is to. i have been reading some of the hiss fitts that these childern claim to have. they know truth there just not ready to see it, keep up the good work. by the way i just started this suff bout four day ago. i need an outlet and a jay. Blessing to you dude all the way
and also anyone can read a bible quote but can anyone live it and not surcome to the notion of forcing it on someone with regards to thy own will and standard. “does that make sense” for all the ones trying to play mr roger and read from abook they them self dont practice! we make the next pages in the history of GOD. wise words for a sharp tounge
Johnnypeeper’s response:
I understand your frustration with those who do not faithfully follow the Word, but let us not fall into the same trap ourselves. You and I must lead by example. Many are watching silently and adapting their beliefs and behaviors as a consequence. I pray that you will be a beacon of righteousness and piety. Thank you for your wonderful insights and gentle words.
Hi I know I am way behind on my reading but I have to say Osteen, that smile, that self importance. He gives me the willys.
Johnnypeeper’s response:
Joel Osteen is a soul-crusher. The “willys” that you feel is the sixth sense instilled in you by your Creator to detect false prophets. I had the same sensation went I used to watch his sermons on DVD. At the time I did not know why, but now I am hip to his nefarious plan.
John to the P,
When I watch Joel Osteen I get a funny feeling in my naughty parts–did the Creator give me that to detect false
profitsprophets too?By the way…I get the same tingles when I read your blog.
Johnnypeeper’s response:
You are a vile and disgusting brute of a man. I have seen your filth-ridden and blasphemous website – it sickens me. Kindly avoid littering my forum with your sin-inducing ramblings and boorish child-like behavior mocking Christ’s True Soldiers.
Does this mean we can’t be friends? I just don’t know what I would do if I thought you weren’t my friend any more JP.
I come here to learn for a master. You have mastered baiting your readers with explosive posts. I want to learn how to be a master baiter too.
Johnnypeeper’s response:
Not very perceptive, are you fella? I am not really concerned about your JP friendship dilemma. You can learn from me, but not for the reason you cite. I am a champion and spokesman for The Lord, Holy Mount Zion, and the Lion of Judah (H.I.M.). You can learn from reading my words praising the “Holy of Holies” and spreading The Good Word.
Sure you’re concerned. See, you even took time to respond to my post. You are such a loving, caring individual. Just like Jesus.
very interesting.
i’m adding in RSS Reader
Is this post legit? In jest? It just seems like a very strong reaction to Joel Osteen. He’s so…milk. I don’t watch his sermons, but you can’t help running into them as you flip channels, and it looks like he just tells people to ‘be good’.
Technically, you can be saved and an [*]hole. It drives me nuts because Jesus is gentle, kind, understanding, and full of love. I don’t see anything wrong with telling people that they should be more loving, in addition to being saved.
Knowing that he is an agent is one thing (as you say, you have sources), but I don’t see how what he is doing is actually furthering anything nefarious.
Johnnypeeper’s response:
Hayden, I sit in front of the monitor of everything that I write.
As far as the danger posed by Osteen, please refer to the absence of Scriptural teachings and his avoidance of the uncomfortable penalties for sinful behavior. Have you ever heard Osteen discuss the “wages of sin”? He is the pied-piper leading delicate souls to the Liar under the guise of feel-good, no hurt feelings, non-judgmental Christianity. Osteen exerts a powerful span of control over many lives – to their spiritual detriment.
Luke 6:45-
A good man out of the good treasure of his heart bringeth forth that which is good:(Joel Osteen) and an evil man out of the evil treasure of his heart bringeth forth that which is evil:(Johnny Pepper) for the abundance of his heart his mouth speaketh.
Johnnypeeper’s response:
Johnnypeepers 3:16-
A wicked man with the Liar’s tongue does speaketh who shepherds many lost souls to destruction (Joel Osteen), a righteous man, who exposeth wickedness and sin for all to see, shall destroy the Serpent’s ill-begotten seed with the Truth (Johnnypeepers).
I totally disagree with this nonsense about Olsteen. How can you possibly say that a man who talks positive about life and encourage self help and esteem could be cconsidered the “Anti-christ”. Just because he has some associates that may not live up to our standards and we may not like doesn’t make him evil. It’s almost like what people are saying about Obama and Farrakahn. We all have some friend or other that doesn’t fit in with our other friends but we still communicate anyway. I think there is somethng more sinister about the person who wrote this article, sitting around looking for the bad in everything and everyone. Stop being the angry person and give thanks that there is someone out there who uplifts people.
Johnnypeeper’s response:
truth_b_unknown,
Evidently you did not read my post thoroughly. I did not claim Osteen was the anti-Christ. I claimed that he was the anti-Christ’s minion whose role is to subvert Christianity through false teaching. I will not “give thanks” to an evil man who rejects Scripture, has no lack of formal theological training, avoids the necessary and drank discussion of sin.
Osteen has received a Bachelor of Arts degree in television production, but did not study Bible or religion in college, and has never attended a theological seminary. The Satanists trained him in propaganda and brainwash techniques. His “Black Arts” handlers are proud of his abilities to keep many in the Liar’s clutches. It sounds like you may be one of his victims. I am praying for your soul.
Idiotas el anticristo no se levantara como predicador de la palabra! no sean tan pendejos!. reacciones!. deberian sentir venguenza los que se llaman cristianos!, juzgando de esta manera!. enserio dan mucha pena!. El no es el anticristo solo es un partor que ha creido en Dios y ha sido bendecido!. los que se dejan usar por satanas son ustedes!. endemoniados!. sobre todo el anticristo vendra a predicar!. no sean estupidos!
Translation:
Idiots the antichrist would not rise like preacher of the word! they are not so assholes. reactions. those deberian to feel venguenza that are called Christians! , judging this way. enserio gives much pain. It is not the antichrist is only a partor that is creido in God and has been blessed. those that is let use by Satan you are you. possessed. mainly the antichrist vendra to preach. they are not stupid!
What he said.
I don’t know if Osteen is the false prophet, or if he is entangled with the antichrist, but I do know that when questioned about following Jesus and not following Jesus and going to heaven and going to hell, he gave a “feel good” CRAP answer on Larry King Live. Osteen could very well be placed within the church, a plant if you will, a satanic operative. It sounds crazy to most, but they are within church, awaiting the “black awakening” as it called. Osteen may be a part of this, maybe not though. He might just be another slick talker who borders on “prosperity theology”. This theology states that Jesus wants you to be rich (literally), and that Jesus was a “rich” man. Those are absolute lies, Jesus was a poor homeless man, and never said that becoming a christian or follower of His was to become financially sound or was going to be easy and full of “victory”. Joel Osteen does not say this, but his talks border this closely. So, theologically, Osteen is soft, and to me is just a “feel good” motivational speaker that may or may not be a christian. If Osteen isn’t a dominion of Satan, then hopefully people that go to his church are truly becoming followers of Jesus Christ, and that is what matters.
Messenger: Dude, you’re nuts. How can adult human beings continue to swallow this psychobabble? God, Satan…what a bunch of junk.
Osteen is a fake – a false preacher, an opportunist, and a profiteer who preys on the weak-minded sheep who desperately seek absolution for their perceived sinful nature. If you have been duped by this brainwashing propagandist, understand that you owe no duty to earthly ambassadors. Christ spoke of “The Rock”. This is not the Vatican lie of Peter’s lineage, but the truth of Christ’s message. False prophets will bleed you dry while they fly in private jets, purchase multi-million dollar estates, and laugh at your gullible natures. Osteen is a criminal and a fraud.
Mr. Johnnypeepers,
I happened by your site completely by accident today, I received an email from someone that there are people trying to get TV ministers removed. I couldn’t help but wonder who in the world has so much spare time on their hands that they would go on such a personal crusade when there is so much more important things in life and in the world that deserve 1st attention.
Then I read your site…. I see you attempting to quote the bible or rather scripture..you talk about lies, Satanists, sin, etc.. If you have any mirrors in your home this is where you should go to one and ask yourself what are you being when you write these comments! You have no clue about “Christ”! Condemning others for what they have and you dont..Have you heard of the 7 deadly sins? Virtues? Commandments?
As an American there is something wonderful called the Constitution! Yes it offers free speech but not when you use free speech as an excuse to harm others or start war! Do you really consider yourself to be an American Mr. Johnnypeepers? Have you ready the Constitution? You don’t have to believe in TV preachers or God or what the preachers say, that is your right. BUT you have no right to remove that from those that choose to reach out to THEIR god! Are you for real??? Do you have any clue? I am not sure what Bible you are attempting to quote from or if it is a bible at all but this great country of America (which by the way you should be very grateful you live in! In other countries people are not allow to make comments like you and your followers) was founded on Christianity (don’t believe me? go to the library!). I am grateful every day of my life that I am an American and that I have the wonderful rights I have! I am grateful to be able to turn on a Television or radio and have the freedom to listen to what I want and turn it off if I don’t want to! I am grateful to have billions of books to read or not if I choose! I am grateful to be able to go to a gathering of my choice whether it be religious, political, or what have you!
I see on your site you say “FREE SPEECH=FREE MINDS” you have no clue — you really need to re-read the constitution! I see you also have your “Crystal Meth” story hour. Well maybe when you failed you read the constitution you forgot to read the other laws of our great land! Drugs are illegal and you sir used them so now should we all condemn you Mr. Johnnypeepers? 9 years of using that stuff …I have read what that stuff does to your brain after such use!
The real matter here Mr. Johnnypeepers is whether or not Joel Osteen, Joyce Meyers or any other person on this planet is right or wrong that is not for YOU to judge! I would like to know of just 1 person that has been harmed by listening to them! Neat new invention call the on/off button or the channel changer! IF YA DON’T LIKE IT DON’T WATCH IT! Maybe THEN you can use your time for something useful!
See if you look at all the wars, conflicts, etc. that have happened and continue to happen in this world it is always because some nutcase stirs up the other nuts in the can and then…..
we have conflict! War! Devastation! Have any of you ever just for one second sat down and said “Gee what would happen if we tried kindness?” ?????
OBVIOUSLY your type have not seen any of the news for the past few years! See the whole middle east thing… that is a religious war… there are those who think it IS only one way! They kill but yet they say they are religious! More nuts out of the can!!!! GROW UP!!!! Say did ya ever think that what if GOD is real and watching and one day you come toe to toe with him…..what are you gonna say for your evil actions…Judas!!!! Darn you are gonna be in such trouble dude!!!!!! maybe you should hit your knees now and ask that god you worship to bring more love, kindness and compassion into your black heart!
Cwallace: You also have the freedom to completely ignore what Johnny wrote and go about your day worshiping Jesus or whatever you freaks do. Instead, you compose this load of gibberish in which you talk about freedoms, but you don’t really believe in them. That much is true by the jingoistic tone of your comment.
Tell me, Cwallace, if you had the opportunity, would you kill someone for your beliefs? If someone like Johnny here slandered your god or your preacherman, would you put a gun to his temple, squeeze the trigger and watch his eyeballs burst in the name of God? Are you quite prepared to do what is necessary, you fucking ogre?
Or maybe you made this whole thing up, huh? Remember, my friend, I can smell a lie like a fart in a car.
Tread lightly, Johnny. This punk is a fake.
George Wallace,
You said:
Maybe you need an Internet filter to block out the harmful and destructive speech that you so loathe.
I tirelessly searched for those exceptions to the 1st Amendment in my copy of the Constitution without success. I don’t think I have started any wars with my writing, nor have I caused legally actionable harm. Thanks for trying though.
It doesn’t matter what I consider myself Georgie, I was born on American soil so that matter is easily settled. Do you have a copy of the Constitution?
I absolutely have the right to forcefully attack and obliterate any belief system that is predicated on the subjugation and mental enslavement of the half-witted flock. Your defensive posture and claims of protections for your salvationist/redeemer myths are indicative of your wavering faith in the lies you have been fed by your masters. What are you scared of Georgie?
Sure it is, and I judged the liar Osteen in spades. Osteen is a purveyor of feel-good non-judgmental soft serve Christianity. He has no seminary degree, and no more authority to preach the Gospel than Peter Griffin. Osteen is a fraud and his out of control wife has to be forcefully removed from airplanes due to her insanity. These turds must be identified and flushed Georgie.
Kinda reminds me of a born-again Fundie alcoholic nutball who sparked the clash of civilizations pitting 2 Abrahamic religions against a 3rd. Maybe you remember the Crusades Georgie, or the 30 Years War? The nutcases typically employ religious, fascist, or neo-imperial justifications for their bloody engagements. Or, as you put it George, “See the whole middle east thing… that is a religious war…”
Not on high on my list of present concerns Georgie. Does God even have toes? Does he have genitals? Have you seen them? Are you sure he is toting a twig and berry package warranting the masculine pronoun? I will be on the lookout, dude!!!!
I don’t know about Joel Olsteen being the puppet of the antichrist but I do no that I as a christen know that his ministry is deceiving. I have watched him and Olsteen says things that are true but then takes things written in the bible and twists them into a way that sounds good to people. Like him not mentioning that we are all sinners. We have to acknowlege this fact about ourselves before we can truly come to Jesus who died on the cross for us forgiving out sins. Does Olsteen ever mention the HOly Ghost who is inside of us as christens as a spiritual guide our connection with God. The Holy Ghost points out our sin and also the law is written on our heart so we know its wrong to sin but unfortunately our flesh is always fighting with the spirit. But as we walk closer with God we try hard to be like Jesus but we can never be. God will is to spread his word and our lives should be a light for others to see that God worksthrough us. People face adversity everyday and that makes our faith stronger with God. Not everyone in the world have this choice of a beautiful positive life they live in squaler and constant war experiencing violence we cannot even understand put that in you positive hat! yet these people have such great faith in Jesus Christ for there hope as ours lie in heaven. If I based all my hope in the world that would be very sad but my hope lies in spending an eternity with my lord and saviour Jesus Christ. That is my true hope and goal for this life and I would like all of you to join me!
I attended Joel Osteen’s church for several years. There I learned to praise and worship God without restraint. I began prison ministry while attending his church and have continued to be used in prison ministry in a mighty way, although I have long since left Osteen’s church. (To lead me into prison ministry is probably why God lead me there in the first place, because there is a fairly organized ministry at his church.) I left when I saw that Osteen does not teach the need for repentance along with faith in the blood of Jesus. With Osteen, there is no emphasis on obedience to God’s commands after coming to faith. I am very saddened that a man who has the ear of so many people is leading many people to hell (when they think they are saved) by not mentioning that God requires repentance from sin for those sins to be cleansed by the blood of Jesus. As God is not willing that any should perish, but that all should come to repentance, let’s intercede for Joel that God will grant him repentance and turn his heart to the truth and save him from the terrible judgment that comes from leading many people astray.
Thank you Carolyn. Your bravery in sharing your experience with Osteen’s lair of deception will hopefully give others the courage to break free of his control. He distorts the Word and the power of Christ’s salvation message.
I started reading a book ” become a better you” in order to improve my english, and also I bouthg a CD from this book, because I though that Osteen was pronuncieting very good some words and I was tring to catch more vocabulary. It was 5 month ago. But, he says in this book positive staff. I red the book during the nights and next day I heard the cd. But far from be good, i felt so angry, frustaited, so bad, miserable etc, everytime that I red the book. I think it has sumblliminal messages on it. I can undertand more in English, but it was so wear.
Osteen uses a variety of NLP (neuro-linguistic programming) techniques in his sermons, publicity appearances, and in his CDs/books. NLP is designed to bypass the conscious brain and tap into subconscious terrains. Your adverse response to to the CD is probably due Osteen’s uninvited stirring of your subsconscious. Osteen is Satan’s minion and his covertly deceptive anti-Christian attacks on your inner mind will not go unpunished.
Thank you for sharing, brother.
Your’s in Christ,
JP
Is this a joke?
Joel Osteen is a joke, true, but “satan’s minion?” He’s too stupid to work for satan. He’s just plain ignorant and stupid.
I’m pretty sure the child molesters, murderers, drug dealers and gangsta rappers are “satan’s minions.” But you don’t mention them at all.
All you religious dinks would be muslims if your parents were. Or hindu or whatever. The fact that you all think your religion is the ‘right’ religion proves that none of them are real. I truly feel sad for whoever lives under the fear instilled by religious. Burn in hell, blah blah… It’s just absolutely absurd. Religious leaders are generally fucking weirdos, who finger the altar boy with one hand and your wallet with the other. Fucking nonsense!
I’m a young bible believing Christian living in the Caribbean, and i just want to say that your views are in alignment with mine. To many churches these days are becoming worldly,to many doctrines are being diluted to the likings of the world.
I think Christians these days are not as sincere as before, we are to much like the world, in terms of being distinct and being the salt of the sea. And i think America is the central example of a place where so many churches seems to be apostasising. America has coined itself as a Christian country but is actually a mixture of all religions. i mean why call yourself a Christian country when you reject Christian values for the benifit of other religions? why cant America just be a Christian country that it claims and encourage others to abide by its values rather than having to water them down to the likings of the world?
‘Love not the world, neither the things that are in the world. If any man love the world, the love of the Father is not in him.'(1 John 2:15)
and i think thats the major problem today, we are to busy trying mix darkness with light rather than trying to overcome the darkness with light. there is no grey shades in Christianity and america is in the grey shade hence its not as Christian as it claims.
‘No one can serve two masters; for either he will hate the one and love the other, or else he will be loyal to the one and despise the other. You cannot serve God and mammon.'(Matthew 6:24)
What’s wrong with you people going back and forth like that?! Stop trying to point out the false prophets and anti-christ. Is that what the lord wants to see and hear? Fighting, name calling, and arguing.I do say I agree more with Eric and as for JohnnyPeepers- you are really guna call someone sugar-tits and then quote the bible? WWJD? Think of wwjd next time you try n act all religious. If you really don’t like Joel Osteen that much and you think he is on a mission to take over and control your mind to be your life coach- then you know what I suggest to you? The same thing I do– don’t bother with him! Simple as that. Do what you got to do to keep ur relationship with god -pray and go to church- and baptise your kids. I’m no “johnny peepers” religion expert but I do know one thing. Lord probably does not prefer for his followers to act like you do, Johnny- you’re frign so weird! honestly people like you make me wonder about this world. Mind control cd’s hahaha. Maybe that’s what happened to you hahaha. You’re trying to prove something on theory and you just sound like an idiot. And Jeff Ofstein why u spending time on religious posts if you think its nonsense? You Go ahead be athiest- guess what jeff NOBODY cares about your anti-religion rebellion childish rant. And johnny- my advice to you is stop being a dick- sugar tits. Instead of looking up quotes to try n sound more religious and studious than everyone else why don’t you try and apply those quotes to yourself. You might learn how to act.
Indeed – many ‘leaders’ get so wrapped up in their own humility and sensibility that do not realize they have fallen into the Devils trap. If one studies what real Christianity really is it is easy to see the fakes. If i give you a piece of paper that says 1 dollar hand written on it. It would be easy for you to identify it as counterfeit. Why? Simple, you know what the real bill looks and feels like. The same with Faith and those that preach it. If you know the WORD (Christ Himself) and what He says then anyone who comes along and says something you do not recognize or contradicts what you believe (provided you are grounded yourself) then you will be able to cast out the demons no matter how friendly they seem to be. The BIBLE/WORD proclaims that all believers must STUDY TO SHOW THY SELF T APPROVED UNTO GOD…. (2Timothy 2:15). Jesus said that there would be these signs and wonders that must come to pass before HE would return. And last time i read the Word He was not joking when HE said it. Seriously, HE does not change and will not change we who are mature in FAITH know the TRUTH and HE does NOT change. If at anytime HE could have changed but was prevented was when HE was in the Garden the nite before HIS Crucifixion and HE prayed for this ‘CUP’ to pass from HIM and the FATHER it seems either by not replying or it is not recorded or JESUS HIMSELF concludes either way NOT MY WILL but rather your(FATHERS) WILL be done…Yet HE could have changed but DID NOT so now the PLAN is in FULL FORCE and the deceivers are amongst us in FULL FORCE. Whether they are fully aware themselves we do not know but if they are as you suggest then we are exponentially even more at the END as it were…… and even more reason to prepare your soul for Eternity
JESUS warns (same passage) PRAY and WATCH…..
I live in Houston and use to go to Joel Osteen’s Lakewood Church until the Holy Spirit led me from his false gospel. Osteen, like many other TV evangelists are simply “self-help” authors/entreprenuers who throw in some Bible quotes to and credibility. Just by looking at the titles of some of these best-sellers makes it evident that Joel’s words are not biblicaly sound: “Your Best Life Now” (we are to be of good cheer, but our best life is not in this world, but in Heaven with our Father) and his latest…”Every Day a Friday” (if anything, it should be “Every Day a Sabbath”! Friday is what the people of the world look to as the day to go wild). In conclusion, I don’t believe Joel to be the Anti-Christ, but just one of the more famous celebrities of this world. Just as the masses give so much appreciation to creation/mother earth, rather than the Creator…now too they can begin watching the new big-budget Osteen Reality TV show beginning in 2012, giving glory to man rather than God!!
Wow your a lunatic. God wants us to be rich and prosperous enjoy life and have sex with beautiful woman. Go live in meagerness and be miserable if you want.
I BELIEVE YOU
i used 2 be a fan of joel but one of my advised me about him. after a lot of research i have found he is a liar and a puppet of the antichrist, tricking and twisting the word of GOD. and i know GOD will bless you for speaking the truth. there are secrets people dont know about the end times are near.
Religion is nothing but a front for delivering lies to the stupid. It’s all just bullshit fairy tales made to scare people. God, Satan, Jesus Christ, angels, demons, etc. are all products of childish and naive minds. They do not exist, they are just fictional characters in an exaggerated, unbelievably stupid, but hilariously amusing work of fiction. So everyone do yourselves a big favor and pull your heads out your asses and don’t buy into the sickness of religion. Don’t waste your time on bullshit that isn’t real. All you deceived people who believe in Christ and God, remember, in your time of need, where is your fucking savior? Nowhere to be found, so stop using hallucinogen drugs, stop wasting your lives by foolishly praying to something that does not exist, and wake up to reality. And to those mentally ill who worship Satan, all your teachings about being an individualist, practicing occult magic, that is an even bigger joke than Christianity. Go to a mental hospital and have a doctor examine your head, science proves people cannot do magic, dumbasses. Get your head out your fucking asses and back to reality, Satan does not exist, it’s just figments of your mind on Down’s Syndrome. Fuck all religion. Fuck Satanism, Christianity, Judaism, Islam, Mormonism, and all that other retarded crap that does not exist. No wonder the world is falling apart. There are way too many idiots running around like some dumbfuck retarded 5 year old with Down’s Syndrome with drool coming out of their mouths and the most painfully stupid look in their cross-eyed face, believing in horse shit fairy tales they should have outgrown in childhood. There are not enough people with good sense of morals and who believe in REALITY to change this world positively. Instead, this world is plagued by braindead morons who won’t shut the fuck about Jesus and The Holy Spirit for 5 minutes, and mentally ill pieces of shit who worship The Dark Lord. Dark Lord my ass. It’s all fucking disgusting, makes me want to shove your stupid Holy books of fiction up your asses, then vomit all over your worthless, stupid face. Then I’ll use the pages from the books to wipe my ass after I take a shit and make you literally eat your stupid words by feeding you the shit-stained pages. After reading the immature arguments and bickering in the comments below, my insides twist with waves of nausea, you fucking disgust me, stupid inbred hypocrite pigs.
You start out OK, but deteriorate into the usual hatemongering. Why are you trying to stop the Antichrist? Are you trying to prove prophecy wrong? What is predicted will come to pass and you can’t stop it. Only a Satanist would think that would even be possible or desirable. Only a Satanist would try to prove God wrong. What will be will be. Stop fighting the Lord.
Thank you so much for shedding light on this, alot of people are being mislead by this guy and T.D. Jakes I once myself listened to these people I don’t no more my eyes are opened and it’s really sad that there are so many people who have no idea what’s really going on out here in the world on a spiritual level so many people are being deceived, its like they’re in a trace of some sort it’s sad, thank you again for writing the article.