17
Jul
08

George W. Bush: Tales of a Mentally Incompetent Closet Drunk

BBC World captured video of lame duck U.S. president Jorge Boosh (whose Skull and Bones nickname is “Temporary”) drinking beer at the 2007 G8 conference. I missed it at the time due to the corporate controlled blackout media. Here is the 22 second video that is 100% guaranteed to make you laugh, cry, or write a letter in support of Congressman Dennis Kucinich’s impeachment articles:

The funniest part of the clip is where Jorgie retardedly over-pours the beer onto the table, sits back for an oblivious giggle, and then quickly swallows the foam trying to hide his lack of table manners. It is evident that this drunken lout is more accustomed to sucking down cans of Bud Light, or slugging from a bourbon bottle, than enjoying a properly poured pint of lager.

Boosh is not only an alcoholic with a DUI track record (see other exploits here), but is also a supposedly born-again tee-tolling Christian. So, one may earnestly inquire, what is Jorgie doing drinking alcohol? Admittedly, the beer he is drinking is a low-alcohol Buckler (.5% ABV), but still. According to the 12 step organization Alcoholics Anonymous, complete abstinence from the sauce is critical for a proper recovery.

Alcoholics Anonymous, the book — Dr.’s Opinion, Page xxvi, 3rd Edition:

“These allergic types can never safely use alcohol in any form at all;”

Alcoholics Anonymous, the book — Dr.’s Opinion, Page xxviii, 3rd Edition:

“The only relief we have to suggest is entire abstinence.”

The BBC World video clip noted that the next day,”President Bush was suffering from a stomach complaint and missed most of the talks with African leaders.” That is the BBC’s snarky way of reporting that Booshie moved onto to harder tipple after slamming his beer, and was suffering from a severe hangover prohibiting him from fulfilling his statesmen duties. I am sure he had no misgivings about skipping the African leader meetings; as Kanye West revealed at the Hurricane Katrina Relief concert fundraiser, “George Bush doesn’t care about Black people“.

Boosh claimed to have given up drinking after waking up with a hangover after his 40th birthday celebration. According to the incompetent shrub, “I quit drinking in 1986 and haven’t had a drop since then.” It wouldn’t be the first, or the last, blatant lie that Jorge has heaped on the American public.

During a 1992 wedding reception (6 years after supposedly climbing on the wagon), Boosh drunkenly insulted the bride and her family members. He even manages to ridicule two of the bride’s family members for abstaining from alcohol. Jorge follows up his failed comic Q&A routine by slamming his alcoholic drink. A class act for sure. Here is the wedding video clip that should be preserved for generations to come.

In 2002, Bush claimed to have collapsed after choking on a pretzel while watching a football game. In reality (non Bush World), the executive buffoon got so liquored up that he passed out and smashed his face on a coffee table, leaving a large abrasion on his face. According to a book written by British Foreign Secretary Lord Owen, a blood sample sent to John Hopkins hospital contained significant amounts of alcohol.

From this Italian report, Jorgie’s 2007 G8 drinking binge was not an isolated event. During an official visit in Rome in June 2008, Boosh was sucking down red and white wine during an official lunch with Italian President Giorgio Napolitano. Thankfully, Jorge will soon be an ex-prez, and will have all the time he needs to drown the memories of his failed presidency.

See, in my line of work you got to keep repeating things over and over and over again for the truth to sink in, to kind of catapult the propaganda.

Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking of new ways to harm our country and our people.. and neither do we.

– George W. Bush


63 Responses to “George W. Bush: Tales of a Mentally Incompetent Closet Drunk”


  1. July 17, 2008 at 10:17 am

    I had no idea jorgie was such a comedian. I didn’t think he was smart enough to crack an egg.

  2. 2 Timotheus
    July 17, 2008 at 3:12 pm

    Hazel,

    He was smart enough to steal 2 elections from you dopes.

    Timotheus

  3. July 18, 2008 at 12:09 am

    thanks for visiting my blog…I love this post on jorgey…

    priceless!

  4. 4 wiz
    July 18, 2008 at 12:11 am

    loved this , ha, ha !!! …

    and the “treason” wasn’t hypebollic, it was sardonic … I was using the word ” treason” to make fun of the over reaction

  5. 5 sexmahoney
    July 18, 2008 at 3:52 am

    The trouble with George Bush is not that he’s a dumb guy, but that people think he is. There is no more advantageous position than to have your enemies misunderestimate you.

    Sex Mahoney for President

  6. 6 Timotheus
    July 18, 2008 at 9:16 am

    Peeper Peeps,

    It’s all part of his strategery and it baffles all you smarty pantses.
    Just remember that he’s the decider and you’re not.

    Timotheus

  7. 7 Timotheus
    July 18, 2008 at 9:28 am

    Hazel,

    Bill Clinton could sure crack an egg….he was always lookin’ for chicks.

    Timotheus

  8. July 18, 2008 at 9:35 am

    I never knew that story about choking on a pretzel was a coverup for drunkenness. Thanks for this revealing post, Johnny! The clip where he overpours his beer is so funny.

  9. July 18, 2008 at 10:29 am

    Timmy: The only strategizing Boosh has ever done was matching a pair of socks. Cheney is the decider, but Jorgie gets to sit in the big chair.

    FW: We can’t handle the truth. Pretzel cover-up stories are easier on the national psyche, allowing us the illusion of being governed responsibly. The Boosh is a very funny man.

  10. 10 dummidumbwit
    July 18, 2008 at 12:17 pm

    Damn, just when I thought my posts were getting better, I get reminded who really does the best, good one Johnny!!!

  11. 11 c
    July 18, 2008 at 1:59 pm

    If i were him, i’d be drinking again, too. A lot.

    The thing is people have problems, people make mistakes. And personally, i believe that God can help people overcome those problems, move forward from mistakes- if there is acknowledgment of those mistakes.

    But with people who so loudly voice their new found “righteousness” there is danger and foolishness, as showcased in your post. And when one is in such `power, like Bush, there’s really no way such danger and foolishness will be acceptable. At least it shouldn’t be. In this case- his case- it’s been ‘acceptable’ for 8 of the longest years of my life!

  12. July 19, 2008 at 11:57 am

    He has made the world a horrible place to live. He has to drink much more, get drunken to forget what will happen to him after his presidential era!! Who would pay for his too much expense? Absolutely house of Saud will not fill his pocket with bribe anymore. His time is over..

    I would not expect table manner from this disaster. If he was not president of US, he would be a gorgeous comedian..

  13. 13 dummidumbwit
    July 21, 2008 at 11:27 am

    Bush is a Jesus Freak, the dry drunk thing is Humanism, another false God.

  14. 14 Timotheus
    July 21, 2008 at 11:51 am

    Johnny Peepers,

    George Bush has kept the US from being attacked by terrorists for 7 years….or is that Dick Cheney’s doing?

    How do you know his socks match?

    Timotheus

  15. 15 Manco
    July 21, 2008 at 12:49 pm

    Timotheus: It’s easy to avoid attack when you’re the attacker.

  16. July 21, 2008 at 2:47 pm

    Timmy,

    It isn’t too hard when you control the false-flag remote control. Even assuming that there are “terrists” trying to kill us, they wouldn’t stand a chance. Not because of Bush’s superior Islamic Jihadist beat-down machine, but due to the sweeping unconstitutional surveillance wiretapping programs.

    Americans have been forcibly deprived of liberty under the guise of national security. I would rather assume the statistically insignificant risk of dying at the hands of a crazed religious lunatic, than the current plight facing Americans – A crazed religious lunatic robbing us of our legitimate expectations of privacy and our Bill of Right protections every day of the week.

    Jorgie is an emasculated political figure-head (marginalized by more powerful executive forces) that 27% of the country unfathomably still support. As long as we have Nascar, Bud Light, and Christian fundie nut-balls, Boosh’s boots will be licked by the brainwashed, lobotomized, Fox News watching minority.

    See Jorgie’s matched presidential socks here:

  17. July 22, 2008 at 4:41 pm

    Fabulous post, Johnny! Thanks!

  18. 18 Timotheus
    July 23, 2008 at 3:32 pm

    Johnny,

    How did you know I watch Fox News? Man, you are good.

    I didn’t realize how much I liked Bush until I saw how much the dregs of humanity hated him.

    Johnny, if you knew that only 27% of the American people had a retarded blog, would you shut yours down? Of course not.
    I will continue to stand with the brilliant and brave minority for George Bush.

    Timotheus

  19. 19 Timotheus
    July 23, 2008 at 3:59 pm

    Manco,

    You said, “It’s easy to avoid attack when you’re the attacker.”

    Yes, that is the idea.

    The next time some strange pygmy breaks into your hut, don’t do anything; wait until he kills your family, then ask him to please stop. When that doesn’t work and he steals your priceless monkey skull necklace, treat him to some nice warm coconut milk and banana cookies. When he finally leaves and burns your hut down, gently say, “Thank you!”. Later on, when all your fellow natives gather around and see what happened, tell them, “I don’t know what I did to him, I will try be nicer next time.”

    Timotheus

  20. 20 dummidumbwit
    July 23, 2008 at 4:50 pm

    Where the hell are my banana cookies!!!!

  21. 21 Manco
    July 23, 2008 at 5:01 pm

    Timotheus: Thanks for the clothesline gibberish. It only strengthens my argument that Bush supporters are complete blithering dolts who will gladly flush this country down a dark hole for their own prideful, egotistical, ignorant, perceived status of well-being. You’re being sold a bill of goods, half-pint. I only hope you wake up in time to see you’re little more than cattle in this red, white and blue abbatoir. You’re nothing special to these people. If they had the opportunity they’d reduce you to ashes.

    Do you really think that 19 Saudis (not Afghans, not Iraqis), armed only with box cutters, outwitted a billion dollar air defense system? And if you do, why aren’t you asking questions of the people in charge who would allow that to happen instead of praising them for their “leadership”? If 19 cowboys with box cutters can do that, then what the hell are we putting so much into air and missle defense for? It obviously doesn’t work. Just ask a few questions for once in your life you brain-dead lump of bile.

    The day is coming Timmy Boy when your “heroes” are going to snap your neck, drink your blood and dance on the backs of your family. As your vision dims and you go floating off to meet your baby Jesus, perhaps one spark of sense will light a fire in your brain and you’ll realize the world that you have helped to create…but by then you’re dead and we’re left to fight for you.

    Go back to your rock, worm, and live contentedly in the dank, the dark and the dirt.

  22. July 23, 2008 at 5:10 pm

    Hey Johnny, did you hear about this?

    “There’s no question about it. Wall Street got drunk. It got drunk and now it’s got a hangover. The question is, how long will it sober up and not try to do all these fancy financial instruments?” ~Our President

  23. 23 c
    July 23, 2008 at 5:19 pm

    i watched it yesterday on the Huffington Post. He doesn’t even make sense! Instruments? What a box of rocks…

  24. July 23, 2008 at 7:32 pm

    I know, c, it’s like um . . . wtf? Wall Street tries to do fancy financial instruments? Wow.

  25. July 24, 2008 at 6:36 am

    Timmy: Fox News propaganda victims are not hard to spot. The few remaining Boosh supporters are zapped daily by Rupert’s cognitive impairing disinformation blather (as evidenced by your blind support for a failed and universally loathed cretin).

    98% of Americans have retarded blogs. That is why my contribution to truth, righteousness, and decency must stand as a beacon of light in the sea of Internet darkness.

    “I will continue to stand with the brilliant and brave minority for George Bush.”

    For some reason, P.T. Barnum’s famous quote comes to mind.

    FW: I got a kick out of Jorgie’s drunken hangover reference. As a man of limited knowledge, he is better off analogizing with experiences he is an expert with. This part of the story was hilarious:

    Bush made the remark at a closed-door fundraiser for Republican Pete Olson, who is challenging Rep. Nick Lampson (D-Texas).

    No cameras were allowed in the fundraiser, but an ABC affiliate in Houston acquired the video and posted it on its YouTube page Tuesday.

    Last week, Bush indicated that he fears YouTube moments such as this making it to the web.

    After asking a room of 400 supporters gathered for a fundraiser in Tucson, Arizona to turn off any recording devices, Bush said, “I don’t know a lot about technology, but I do know about YouTube.”

    c: I think Boosh heard Greenspan use that word before and he thought it sounded real “financial.”

  26. 26 Timotheus
    July 24, 2008 at 10:01 am

    Manco,

    Wow, I see you are easily angered. That makes me smile! My work is done here.

    Timotheus

  27. 27 Timotheus
    July 24, 2008 at 10:42 am

    Johnny Peepers,

    You guys don’t get it. You are miserable no matter who is in office. You cling to your X-Boxes or your blog sites because you are bitter about your economic status.

    Go watch your Star Trek and I’ll stick to Fox News. You Trekkies are easy to spot.

    Timotheus

  28. 28 Timotheus
    July 24, 2008 at 12:00 pm

    Manco,

    I will ask some questions….thanks for the suggestion.

    Why do you think you came from monkeys?
    What are you doing to decrease global warming?
    How did George Bush steal 2 elections from the very smart Democrats?
    How come you don’t believe in God?
    Why do you believe in aliens?
    Why do you think vegetarians are so noble?
    Why do you think abortion is okay?
    Why do you still live in your parent’s basement?
    How many tattoos do you have?
    Why do you drink so much?
    When is the next protest march?

    Timotheus

  29. 29 Manco
    July 24, 2008 at 12:07 pm

    Timotheus: Yes, I am easily angered. I’m also not the kind to allow rampant stupidity to go on unabated. People like you are destroying this country and the world at large. I fucking loathe each and every one of you unevolved shits. I can not see one shred of worth in anything you write, and therefore hold no hope for you. YOU ARE THE DEAD!

    “The birds sang, the proles sang, the Party did not sing. All round the world, In London and New York, in Africa and Brazil, and in the mysterious, forbidden lands beyond the frontiers, in the streets of Paris and Berlin, in the villages of the endless Russian plain, the bazaars of China and Japan – everywhere stood the same solid unconquerable figure, made monstrous by work and childbearing, toiling from birth to death and still singing. Out of those mighty loins a race of conscious beings must one day come. You were the dead; theirs was the future. But you could share in the future if you kept alive the mind as they kept alive the body, and passed on the secret doctrine that two plus two make four.” – George Orwell

  30. 30 Timotheus
    July 24, 2008 at 2:17 pm

    Manco,

    Boy, are you steamed. I like that.
    There are too many of us and we can’t be stopped. We will continue to go to work, pay bills, love our families, help those in need, go to church on Sunday, live long and productive lives. It makes you sick to think people can live this way and not sink into conspiratorial hatred for our government and neighbors. Why would I join your side? What’s in it for me? Happiness? Nope…don’t see that in you.

    Timotheus

  31. 31 Timotheus
    July 24, 2008 at 2:23 pm

    Johnny,

    Where did you dig up this troglodyte, Manco? You better get him to an AA meeting.

    Timotheus

  32. 32 dummidumbwit
    July 24, 2008 at 2:36 pm

    One bourbon, one shot and one warm coconut milk!!!!!

  33. 33 Timotheus
    July 24, 2008 at 4:38 pm

    Gabriel,

    I like AA people. I think American Airlines does a great job in the air….and on the ground. What are you talking about?

    Timotheus

  34. 34 Timotheus
    July 24, 2008 at 4:48 pm

    Johnny,

    I better not steam Manco anymore as it will certainly add to the already cataclysmic global warming. I drove my SUV today while listening to Rush….Limbaugh that is. Not Rush the band you love to listen to when playing a little Dungeons and Dragons. Just wanted to let you know.

    Timotheus

  35. 35 Manco
    July 24, 2008 at 5:55 pm

    Timotheus: What way are you living, you brain dead rodent? You’re living the same sad, pathetic, illusionary life as the rest of your ilk. There’s nothing engaging or inspiring about your life. What legacy will you leave for this planet other than a couple of mush-brained, muck-mouthed, petulant, worthless kids? You’re a joke, man. You have no clue what true happiness is. The happiness you believe in is a manufactured lie sold to you to keep you docile. You’re a good dog, Timotheus. Do what your master tells you to.

    Those with strong minds and spirits do not need the services of AA, NA, etc. You are dealing with such a person, Timotheus. I am indefatigable when it comes to any challenges put forth by scatter-brained cockbreaths such as yourself whose only goal in life is to spread your banality. Not here, Magpie.

    Though I suppose no sense of logic and intelligence can help you by this point. I assume you’re an adult, and, if so, you obviously are incapable of grasping simple, evident truths. So why bother, right? Why bother with a incompetent buffoon whose mental IQ would be ridiculed by second graders? Maybe it’s a public service on my part in the hope that at long last someone of your below-average intelligence may finally scrape together enough wisdom that a lightbulb – small and dim in brilliance, but a lightbulb nonetheless – will go off in that gelatin-coated noggin of yours and, lo and behold, you will finally see a pin prick of light. Maybe, just maybe. But I doubt it, because you represent the lowest common denominator; a subspecies of human filth and corruption that has no interest in improving yourself or the world around you.

    I don’t believe in turning the other cheek, Timmy. Your kind wants to ridicule and tear down. I’m willing to play the game.

    Timotheus: A man who came bearing little brains or time. A legend in his own mind.

  36. July 25, 2008 at 1:16 am

    Timmy: I give you an C+ for effort, but your JP assessment is considerably off track. I don’t own an X-Box, Sony Playstation, Wii, or any other mind-numbing electronic escapism device. I hate Star Trak more than I hate self-righteous mouth-breathing redeemer/salvanionist hypocrites. And lastly, The global warming cult is populated with dolts as equally insufferable as the frontal lobe obliterated Boosh-o-philes.

    I hope you have left some breathing room in your budget for your SUV petrol inflation costs. I get a kick out of watching you buffoons chuggling along (sans passengers) agonizing over your swiftly submerging dashboard gas needle. Are you ready for the projected $10/gallon price hike?

    You pretty much laid all your cards on the table by admitting to being a Fox News/ Rush Limbaugh fan. I listen to Rush, and get a big kick out of the deaf doper, but I recognize his role as an entertainer. To your ilk, he is the post-Reagan Grand Poobah Messiah from a mount on high (literally). I do enjoy the band Rush though, especially the album “Hemispheres.”

    You are on a Right-Wing vs. Left-Wing dialectic hamster wheel Timmy. The problem is that you believe there is a dime’s worth a difference between the Commie Leftist Dems and the Republican pseudo-Conservatives. Have you seen the deficit exploding spending record of the Republican Congress (signed with Booshie’s red ink pen?) How did you feel about Medicare Part D, Every Child Left Behind, The Big Bankster Bailout, The Fannie/Freddie life raft, and the 12 Billion a month for neo-Imperialistic war game adventures? Do you know that you owe $35,000 towards the national debt?

    I am sure you are a nice enough fella. You got the old lady, the kids, a good job, and a wonderful pastor. I hate to rankle folks when they are content in their state of somnabulism, but I am more than happy to hash out the issues with you.

    WBWJR?
    (whose blog would Jesus read?)

  37. 37 dummidumbwit
    July 25, 2008 at 10:33 am

    “Things Young Jewish Boys do When not Living at Home with Mama”? (the Blog)

  38. 38 Timotheus
    July 25, 2008 at 11:17 am

    Manco,

    Obviously you have serious issues that can’t be dealt with outside a supervised facility, but if brow beating dialogue exorcises some demons for you and it allows you to keep your impending shooting rampage off for one more day, I can handle it.

    You are loquaciously vile and it suggests an intellectually miserable existence. You know, if all the autistic mobs out there were only as smart as me, then we could all have an eco-friendly group orgy. and then sing “Enter Sandman” together.

    It’s 11 am and I am sure you are still sleeping. What time does your shift at the 7-11 start?

    Timotheus

  39. 39 Timotheus
    July 25, 2008 at 1:17 pm

    Johnny,

    Well, you are pretty close…very sagacious of you, but some correction is needed.
    I do “chug” (chuggle is probably an urban word-merge from your ebonic upbringing) and chuckle along, but with my carpool buddy in tow, who is one of your particular breed, and my fuel needle is actually broken. The fuel needle coincidentally began malfunctioning right around when Al Gore won his Inconvenient Oscar, proving that once and for all, global warming was not only irrefutable but also highly entertaining.
    I have to do some basic algebraic calculations now (higher math for Manco) to figure out how many miles before the next gas stop. Good thing I went to a parochial school…you public school guys probably have some difficulty with monomials.

    Johnny Peepshow, I have to say that I can’t wait for $10 per gallon gas, because that will finally get all you joy-riding 30-something year old parasites off the road and onto your Huffy’s and Schwinn’s. This is good for both you and me; less cars on the road, less gas used, less travel time, less global warming, less EPA freaks crying wolf, less blog sites, less Manco’s, etc.

    Johnny, I like you… and your hyperactive use of vestigual SAT vocabulary words. I can have a reasonable, yet antagonisitic, conversation with you while I wait eagerly for the next Obama utterance to relieve the hallucinatory pandemic your fellow Orcs are experiencing.

    You must still have an Atari or Colecovision somewhere under your bed….check under the girlie mags, next to your Rubik’s Cubes and Stretch Armstrong.

    Timotheus

  40. 40 Manco
    July 25, 2008 at 2:15 pm

    What I love about morons like Timmy Bear is that as soon as their banal existence is pointed out to them in harsh and brutal tones, they immediately resort to the “you have issues” corner where they can cover their ears, scream, cry and ignore the truth of their useless lives.
    This is not new for peeps like Timbo. Conservative scumbags generally avoid their own personal issues and the larger social and political issues by ignoring the questions and criticisms of their policies and beliefs and instead attack the critic. For example: when someone criticizes their grossly incompetent president, who believes he was appointed by GAWD to subjugate the Middle East, instead of forming a logical rebuttal to the criticism itself, these scumbags will question the mental or maturity levels of the critic or resort to their old standard, “well….what about Clinton..”
    You people are like children who throw tantrums when you don’t get what you want. Pathetic.

    It’s 1:09 and I’ve been awake an hour. I had my breakfast – a little coffee, some toast, eggs – caught up with the latest headlines and checked in to Johnny’s blog to see you spouting more nonsense. You’re becoming predictable, dear Timid. Of course, what can one expect of a conservative? By your very nature, their is very little room for progression.
    I don’t work at 7/11, Mr. Tim. In fact, I don’t work. I live a very comfortable existence off your tax dollars…and I love it. You’re going to some shit job that doesn’t inspire you while I’m sleeping half the day, enjoying the rest of the day doing whatever I want, while using the rest of my free time banging you and your friends impressionable yuppie bitch daughters after pouring a few drinks into them. Life is good. Stay responsible so I don’t have to.

    Ha Ha Ho Ho Heh Heh Ha Ha Ho Ho Heh Heh You fucking idiot.

  41. 41 Timotheus
    July 25, 2008 at 4:52 pm

    Manco,

    Don’t worry, the cops will find your meth lab soon. Take a nap, bro bro….it’s siesta time.

    Timotheus

  42. 42 Manco
    July 25, 2008 at 5:14 pm

    Methinks Little Timmy has run out of air.

  43. 43 Timotheus
    July 26, 2008 at 10:58 pm

    Manco,

    Methinks? Uh, “I think” your vegetarian boyfriend wants his Superman Underoos back. Air I got, time….not as much as you.

    Timotheus

  44. 44 Manco
    July 28, 2008 at 11:59 am

    I have made my own time, Timmy. Unlike you, I do not allow myself to be tied down with the “responsibilities” of modern society. To put it bluntly: you’re a fool.

    And I find it interesting that your mind creates visions of vegetable-crunching men in superman underroos. Very interesting. Perhaps your fat, iceberg wife is merely a cover for what you truly desire in life. Don’t be afraid of who you are, Tiny Tim. If the meatsicle is your just reward, then find your way to the end of the rainbow, you little man you.

  45. 45 Timotheus
    July 28, 2008 at 1:25 pm

    Manco,

    You woke up early today, bro bro. How is your hangover?

    Timotheus

  46. 46 Timotheus
    July 28, 2008 at 1:40 pm

    Manco-speak: ” I don’t allow myself to be tied down with responsibilities of modern society.”

    Translation: “I am a lazy parasite with no skills.”

  47. 47 Manco
    July 28, 2008 at 8:15 pm

    Timdouchebag,

    Don’t worry, little fella, I can handle my liquor. I’m not some ten cent happy hour drunk like yourself, spoiling your brand new khakis after your evening ends in a torrent of vomit and self-eviscerating diatribes.

    No one likes a jealous person, Timbot. If my way of living offends you so, maybe you should ask yourself why it does. Could it be that you would love to free yourself from the trappings of 21st century class slavery, yet you don’t have the balls to take the first step? Maybe you should go listen to your buddy, Limbaugh, and shine your bowling trophies, dip shit, while lamenting your work week existence. Leave the living to the brave few.

  48. 48 Manco
    July 28, 2008 at 9:47 pm

    Why don’t you cry about it, Gabriel. The problem here is YOUR dashboard, not the comments on this blog. Why don’t you fix the preferences for your blog and stop acting like a child. Thanks.

  49. July 28, 2008 at 10:12 pm

    Sorry Gabriel, I wish it were that easy. There is a 3-step process for initiating a comment removal, and even then, there is no guarantee. First you need to post another comment explaining what you hoped to achieve by posting the first comment. Secondly, you need to detail the change of circumstances warranting its removal. Thirdly, you need to convince the moderator that you could not have foreseen the proliferation of comments by infantile morons (who are batting for a gold medal for last put-down in the blog olympics).

  50. 50 Timotheus
    July 29, 2008 at 9:18 am

    Madcow,

    I am not jealous. I used to do what you do…then I got smart.

    Timotheus.

  51. 51 Timotheus
    July 29, 2008 at 10:12 am

    Madcow,

    I retract that statement about no skills…you do know how to drink.

    Timotheus

  52. July 29, 2008 at 12:23 pm

    LOL, Gabriel. I’m having that same “problem.” Oh well, not much you can do.

  53. July 29, 2008 at 4:25 pm

    My apologies for the inconvenience FW.

    Mr. Manco and Timmy:

    Would you please be so kind as to take any further comment attacks to the “Velvet Underground” post. Not everyone enjoys having their comments section riddled with juvenile one-upmanship banter. Thanks in advance.

  54. 54 Timotheus
    July 30, 2008 at 11:22 am

    Poopers,

    Uh oh, we have treaded on hallowed ground. My apologies for my blasphemous behaviour towards your god, the Velvet Underground.

    It’s quite funny to see you revere something…maybe I will start taking Lou Reed’s name in vain….”Lou Reed, the Mets lost again. ”

    Timotheus

  55. July 30, 2008 at 1:25 pm

    Timmy,

    Apology accepted. I ask that you you demonstrate your kindness by not disparaging my idol Lou Reed. We were both subjected to electro-shock treatment to cure our teenage homosexual proclivities.

  56. 56 Timotheus
    July 30, 2008 at 3:07 pm

    Johnny,

    I will respect your wishes because of your civility….are you goin down to the Dirty Boulevard? Say hi to Manco.

    Timotheus

  57. 57 johnny spineto
    November 12, 2008 at 11:32 pm

    Hi guys,
    Just realized what kind of president you guys have had in office for the past 8 years, it is truly a shame that YOU the people of the USA, decided to elect him. Mind you how would you have know that things would end up like they have with the world economy hanging by a thread, and all courtesy of Mr. Bush..

  58. 58 johnny spineto
    November 12, 2008 at 11:38 pm

    In addition to all of this, and pardon me if i have just realized all of this now. But when the towers came down, and all the conspiracy surrounding the way they colapsed. How come I noticed at this time that it was all rigged. Man that is a scary thing, to have all of that planned…

    SUCH HORRIBLE LIES, BECAUSE OF GREED ON THEIR PART…

  59. 59 dummidumbwit
    November 13, 2008 at 10:08 am

    Timmy, what a brilliant idea, I had forgotten how much fun playing Zaxxon on the old Colecovision was and the blow up doll was a priceless find also!!!

  60. 60 Andrew Yu-Jen Wang
    November 20, 2008 at 1:16 am

    Bush Still Hated by Everyone, Forever

    For all the comparison’s he would like to make about himself and Harry Truman (who left the White House with a high disapproval rating but history later proved him to be jawesome), George Bush has managed to outshine his predecessors in at least one respect: he’s beaten every other president in history with how much he’s hated.

    “No other President’s disapproval rating has gone higher than 70 percent,” said CNN pollster Keating Holland. “Bush has managed to do that three times so far this year.” Including his current highest-ever rating of 76%.

    Retrieved November 18, 2008, from http://www.jossip.com/bush-still-hated-by-everyone-forever-20081111/

    “George Bush doesn’t care about black people.” –Kanye West (African-American rapper, record producer, and singer).

    Maybe if George W. Bush changed and learned to like and care about black people, the American people would not hate him so much and forever. In addition, maybe if Bush constructively aspired to overcome his hatred of black people, it would be beneficial in relieving some of the psychological strain and inner turmoil within—which would, if anything, risk exacerbating his situation as a dry drunk if not dealt with.

    Submitted by Andrew Yu-Jen Wang
    B.S., Summa Cum Laude, 1996
    Messiah College, Grantham, PA
    Lower Merion High School, Ardmore, PA, 1993

  61. 61 Manco
    November 20, 2008 at 1:58 pm

    Andrew: You’re going to have to explain to me what Truman did that makes him awesome in your mind.

    History goes to the victors. The truth and history don’t always jive. If they did, Americans wouldn’t have a holiday for Columbus.

  62. 62 dummidumbwit
    November 20, 2008 at 7:12 pm

    Truman loved Bourbon whiskey, cussed a lot and publicly threatened to punch out a music critic, any more questions? Hell, it was a Washington Post critic, American are real big on attacking Eggheads!!Washington Post Music Critic Paul Hume

  63. 63 emily
    March 8, 2010 at 2:04 am

    Love reading this blog, I usually learn something new facts.
    Emily R. from Husky Tips


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