19
Jul
08

Mugshot Mania

One of my favorite websites is The Smoking Gun. They publish mug shots, arrest reports, court documents, and other interesting public records. Here are a few mug shots that I dug up. The captions below the photos are an attempt at humor and are not to be considered assertions of fact.

Soon to be a cashier at a 7-11 near you

Soon to be a cashier at a 7-11 near you

Alien Cat Licker (do not attempt to domesticate)

Alien Cat Licker (Do not attempt to domesticate)

...BARELY!

...BARELY!

Vampire Raver Bitch (hepatitis-C positive)

Vampire Raver (Hepatitis-C positive)

Frizzy Mcgee

Frizzy Mcgee

Hot Stuff

Hot Stuff (You know you want some)

I ain't studyin' you!

I ain't studyin' you!

Jack-Toothed Jarry

Jack-Toothed Jerry

Bubba "Sprouts" Hollister

Bubba "Sprouts" Hollister

Lil' Miss Button-Up

Lil' Miss Button-Up

Mop Stealing Hoe

Janitorial Hairpiece Specialist

The Palomino Vato

Crazy Eyes (The Palomino Vato)

Dem lock-up boys like it smooooove!

Dem lock-up boys like it smooooove!

Now ask yourself, who's the MACK?

Now ask yourself, who's the MACK?


7 Responses to “Mugshot Mania”


  1. 1 Di
    July 23, 2008 at 11:33 am

    Hey!?!?! where did you get my picture?!?!?! 😉

  2. 2 Manco
    July 23, 2008 at 11:48 am

    Di: You dumbass! How dare you mock the afflicted that Johnny so gleefully puts on display for the rest of you pathetic cocksuckers to chuckle over. The funny thing is, these are the types of scum that Johnny frequently associates with, thus making his pathetic attempts at humor little more than a thinly disguised condemnation of his own lifestyle. Look in the mirror, Johnny.

    Anyone who gains enjoyment from the misery of others is a slimy cocksucker who deserves to beaten to a bloody pulp and plucked from our existence like a cancerous growth deep inside the colon.

    Sleep tight, kiddies.

  3. July 23, 2008 at 12:51 pm

    Di: Don’t mind Manco over there. He is just pissed off because the truck nuts he ordered for his 1987 Ford Ranger got lost in the mail. Here is a picture of his idol, Ronnie “Dangles” Richardson:

    Manco: I enjoy the misery of little scraps of festering intestinal rot like you who somehow managed a vaginal expulsion. If you think you can bring it little fella, today might be your big today. I was hoping you finally conjured up the nerve and swallowed that .38 slug. The World would be a lot better off.

  4. 4 Di
    July 24, 2008 at 3:58 pm

    WOW, Johnny, I need a dictionary, Manco used words I have never seen before… Don’t worry I won’t ask you to translate. I get the just of it.

    I can see that he saw himself reflected in those pictures and got angry that people were making fun of him. I get it!!.

    Is he a personal friend of yours?? he claims you associate with “those people”…just a thought..;)

  5. July 29, 2008 at 6:19 am

    WTH. I think Manco should learn to ‘filter’ his word next time.

  6. 6 Manco
    July 29, 2008 at 10:54 am

    But, NoNo, I had the best intentions. I’m really a sad clown going boo hoo down an endless sea of regret chugging wine and looking for solace in the arms of women, jugglers, and political advisors. Blow me a kiss and I might just shatter into a thousand fragments. Hah heh hah hehe hehe.

  7. 7 Today's Trash
    July 30, 2008 at 9:35 pm

    wow nice collection of mugshots! hahahaha i loved the mop head. The Lil miss Button up (the first one) looks cute though.


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Johnny Peepers

----> is a socio-pathetic degenerate with a penchant for cheap booze, ruphy-laden broads, and dim sum soup.

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