I live my life by the environmentalist toilet usage creed – if it is yellow, let it mellow; if it is brown, flush it down. Donovan’s powerful anthem “Mellow Yellow” motivated me at an early age to preserve the watery metabolic waste in a porcelain chamber pot for extended periods of time. At a time of my choosing, the waste water is ushered forth to be purified in a municipal water works facility. The popular soft drink Mello Yello (a drink that appears identical to human urine) also had a profound effect on my decision to allow chamber pot water to chill for a while. The only downside is a stained bowl – but with a little bleach, and a lot of elbow grease, it comes right off.
Joe Biden has been selected by Team Obama for the vice president slot. Biden, the self-aggrandizing plagairist, War on Drugs proponent (he proposed the Drug Czar position), and the man who claimed the (anti)PATRIOT ACT was “his bill”, has all the markings of the next Cheney. The VP power broker who has the connections and calls the shots instead of the empty suit sitting in the big chair. Biden can also reign in all those poor confused Catholic voters who perceive Obama as a pro-abortionist baby slaughter, or are too damn racist to vote for a Kenyan-American. Here are two of my favorite Biden quotes on his new potential boss:
I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy. I mean that’s a storybook, man (February 2007)
I think he can be ready, but right now I don’t believe he is. The presidency is not something that lends itself to on-the-job training (August 2007)
Biden’s first quote presupposes that the African-American politicians who previously ran for president were not articulate, bright, or clean. This message must come as a crushing blow to Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, and Carol Moseley-Braun. Biden’s thinly-veiled racist utterance conveys the typical White superiority complex held by many of his elitist brethren.
The second quote evinces Biden’s conviction that little Barry is not ready for prime time. Obama needs an experienced man on the ticket to show him the ropes and keep him out of trouble. If Obama is going to beat the experienced pudding-brained long time Senator John McCain, he needs a man with smarts and political savvy. Luckily for Obama, Big Joe Baby has come to save the day.
You cannot go to a 7-11 or a Dunkin’ Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent…. I’m not joking ~ Joe Biden on the Indian domination of Delaware Dunkin’ Donuts franchises.