Reserructed Bin Laden to Release 9/11 Anniversary Box Set (in stores soon)

A disinformation propaganda arm of U.S. intelligence services, terrorist watch group IntelCenter, said Thursday it expected a Bin Laden 9/11 anniversary video to be released soon. IntelCenter, a self-interested organization riddled with ex-spooks, was discredited in 2006 when computer expert Neal Krawetz demonstrated that the As-Sahab logo (the alleged media arm of Al-Qaeda) and the IntelCenter logo were both added to a purported AL-Qaeda video at the same time. Interestingly, IntelCenter has not revealed how it acquires these videos or explained the discrepencies of the As-Sahab and IntelCenter logos.

From this CNN article:

“Any videotape from al Qaeda would be nothing more than propaganda”, said National Security Adviser Fran Townsend. But she stopped short of calling for the media to ignore the tape. “I just think people have got to be clear that we’re being manipulated every time that they issue a statement, because they’re (the Bush Administration) trying to use the media as a way to terrorize us,” she said.

The ad for the video includes a photograph of bin Laden with a completely black beard, although it was most recently seen streaked with gray. It was not clear how old the photograph was.

Another U.S. official said a new bin Laden videotape would be eagerly anticipated since he has not been seen in almost three years. Bin Laden’s most recent video appearance came days before the 2004 presidential vote and was widely credited with giving a boost to President Bush’s re-election campaign.

Bin Laden has evolved from a CIA asset to a beyond-the-grave mythical menace resurrected to control the people through terror-based fear. A government admission of a dead OBL could jeopardize the trillions of dollars poured down the military-industrial cash cow well. An alive Osama not only greases the economic wheels of the “War of Terror”, but also provides great fodder for the DoD/CIA propaganda arms.

Even for the government, all good things must come to an end. Bob Woodward (of Watergate fame) is a former naval intelligence operative who briefed the Joints Chief of Staff and worked in the White House with Alexander “I’m in control here” Haig. Woodward alludes to a possible September or October Surprise that would increase the likelihood of a McCain/Palin victory in the upcoming election.

Bob Woodward writes in his new book about “groundbreaking” new covert techniques that enabled U.S. military and intelligence officials “to locate, target and kill key individuals in groups such as al-Qaeda.” Woodward speculated on a possible next target: “Maybe they can use it on bin Laden,” Woodward said, “and, all of a sudden, the September or the October surprise is going to be the apprehension or the death of bin Laden.” (source)

Never forget…ever.

I think now, frankly, he is dead ~ former Pakistan President Pervez Musharraf

I would come to believe that [bin Laden] probably is dead ~ Afghanistan President Hamid Karzai

I personally think he is probably not with us anymore ~ Dale Watson, former Assistant Director for the Counter-terrorism Division of the FBI

You know, I just don’t spend that much time on him (bin Laden), to be honest with you, I truly am not that concerned about him. ~ George W. Bush

8 Responses to “Reserructed Bin Laden to Release 9/11 Anniversary Box Set (in stores soon)”

  1. September 12, 2008 at 4:23 am

    They’ve been dredging up this theory for years. I doubt it will happen.

    Sex Mahoney for President

  2. September 15, 2008 at 2:23 pm

    Yeah, it’s unfortunate when your stuck amongst a majority that don’t seem to realize that the media is misleading them on this side just as much as their media arm is trying to do the same thing when they get the chance.

  3. 3 Manco
    September 16, 2008 at 3:26 pm

    Peepers, you son of a bitch! I know you took my sneakers and gave them to that whore, Alicia. I want my shoes back, motherfucker, or I’ll hunt the cunt down and pry them from her feet. Snakes, Indians and crabs rolling dice on my front lawn….holy shit!
    I been walking around for eight days with no damn footwear. Those sneakers were all I had to cover up my feet. The shoes, motherfucker, or your head on a platter! Harry S Truman is alive and well on planet Earth.

  4. September 16, 2008 at 4:21 pm

    Manco: You are a deranged hallucinatory lunatic. The Shoes are waiting for you in the lobby at Bellevue Hospital. I recommend that you take a Greyhound.

  5. 5 Manco
    September 16, 2008 at 5:09 pm

    Who is this Bellevue Hospital? Did Alicia give them the shoes? Unbelievable dancing UFOs all in a row. That brainless tramp. Her day of reckoning is nigh. Looks like a salt and pepper shaker is duking it out in my sandtrap out back. Where do I find this Bellevue Hospital person?
    Count your blessings, Peepers. Dylan Thomas stopped by for lunch and told me to leave you alone. Otherwise I was gonna fuck you up real good. Why are the skies falling into my eyes? Send help, quick!

  6. September 16, 2008 at 8:51 pm

    Peeps, I’ve bin laden too long.

  7. September 16, 2008 at 11:06 pm

    Manco: No worries old chap, I have alerted the straight-jacket brigade and you will be making each other’s acquaintance soon enough. Remember you are loved. Please do not do anything rash.

    qazse: I bin laden and bin liedto for too long. Life would much simpler if all I had to worry about were the “terrists”.

  8. 8 Manco
    September 17, 2008 at 11:14 am

    Peepers: Fortunately, the strait-jacket brigade got the address wrong and busted up my next door neighbor…..who is insane by the way. The guy collects turtles. How fucked up is that? I think he was actually happy to see them. The only problem is, who’s going to feed his turtles?

    I’m not sure what happened yesterday. Maybe a little too much ether. As Hunter S. Thompson wrote: “‘There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge.”

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Johnny Peepers

----> is a socio-pathetic degenerate with a penchant for cheap booze, ruphy-laden broads, and dim sum soup.


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