14 Responses to “Kiss it Richard Dawkins, Christopher Hitchens, and All You Other Intelligent Design/Christ Haters”

  1. October 18, 2008 at 1:30 am

    So, Jesus gets off on blowjobs from atheists, eh?

    Sex Mahoney for President

  2. October 18, 2008 at 1:41 am

    You will soon feel the wrath of the incorrigible Old Testament tribal deity Mahoney. Like the frog in the slowly heated cauldron, your ignorance and apathy will guarantee your boiling demise. Enjoy your temporary Earthly exploits while you can. Christ’s warriors will obliterate your sin-ridden carcass with the vengeance.

  3. October 18, 2008 at 4:03 am

    You are the Antichrist.
    Sarah and I were discussing what to do with you when we are elected and we came to the conclusion that you are a combatant. Guantanamo is the right place for such pricks like you.
    I am John McCain and I approve this message.

  4. October 18, 2008 at 4:04 am

    Your comment is awaiting moderation.

    You communist censoring retard.
    You don’t deserve freedom.

  5. October 18, 2008 at 9:45 am

    Bring it pudding brain. Anytime, anywhere – I do not give one flying copulatory exercise. I hope you do try to lock me up you crippled broke-down turd muffin. I will roundhouse you in your swollen blubber jaw and shatter your crumbling spine with the drop of a knee.

    BTW, I always censor war criminals, Keating-5 conspirators, wife-cheaters, 1st Amendment desecrators, and irritable Depends wearers.

  6. 6 c
    October 19, 2008 at 11:33 am

    More dangerous than the atom bomb-
    Jesus as a weapon.

    Who woulda thought?
    i’m sure Jesus knew, but still hoped for the best, gave His folks the benefit of the doubt silly optimist that He is… 😦

  7. October 20, 2008 at 1:38 am

    Yeah c, he knew alright. That is why he stated that “I am the way, the truth, and the life. No one comes to the Father, except through me.” The Catholic church liars claimed that Peter was the rock on which Christ would build his church. In fact, Christ was talking about the truth of his message that would provide the foundation, not another man of flesh (or an organized religion). The Vatican has intentionally misinterpreted Matthew 16:18 for hundreds of years to establish their illegitimate basis for existence.

  8. 8 Timotheus
    October 22, 2008 at 1:56 pm


    “The Catholic church liars claimed that Peter was the rock on which Christ would build his church.”

    Who should be entrusted to interpret the Bible correctly? You? Your local pastor? Joel Osteen? Harold Camping? Billy Graham? Fr. Manco?

    Where in the Bible does it say that scripture alone is the one authority?


  9. 9 Manco
    October 23, 2008 at 12:20 pm

    Who knew Timotheus was such a thought-provoking theologian? The only problem, little fella: you asked a whole bunch of questions there and provided no answers and/or opinions. Why ask Johnny those questions? They’re redundant. You know where Johnny stands on this issue by the quote that you used.

    Now, try real hard Timmy, WHAT DO YOU THINK? Surely that roiling turd residing in your skull must be able to produce something resembling a clear thought. Okay, go!

    And for the record: I think religion is absolute nonsense and an impediment to man’s evolution. Until it is reduced to less than a memory, mankind will continue to shackle themselves to the superstitious notion that a cloud being controls their destiny. It’s stupid, infantile bullshit perpetuated by hucksters and eaten up by sniveling little assholes incapable of taking responsibility for their own lives, who have daddy/mommy issues that they then project onto their superficial, petulant, judgmental cloud being. People who buy into religion are useless fucking tadpoles mucking up the water for progressive-minded human beings.
    They wouldn’t understand or appreciate the essence of existence if you stuck it in their eye.

    Now, do the predictable thing and reply back with your conservative and religious talking points like the good little slave you are.

  10. October 24, 2008 at 12:19 pm

    I am a self-appointed biblical scholar with an excellent track record of interpreting G-d’s true intent for his subjugated Earthlings. I have studied under the greats, including the recently reformed Leviticus 18:22 violator and meth-head Ted Haggart.

    The Bible is primarily a collection of astro-theological mythologies of Egyptian origin rewritten to mark the ascension of the Saturnian/Lunar Hebrew tribal cult. The Gospels are solar godman mythologies based on the myths of Osiris, Horus, Dionysus, Attis, Adonis, Mithra, among others. The Council of Nicaea was tasked with compiling the official version of the godman myth to effectively govern the Roman Empire (which was full of competing pagan sects).

    The Bible alone is insufficient for a complete understanding of astro-theology and the Piscean redeemer “sun” of G-d mythology. The rejected Apocryphica, The Nag Hammadi Library, and other gnostic texts need to be studied to fully understand the mythical godman (and fallen goddess) concepts.

    Why must you be so nasty with your comments towards Timmy? It is quite obvious that you completely disagree with his world view and religious views, but do you really expect to convince him with your vitriolic and insulting attacks? Timmy is a nice man who is interested in friendly debates, seems to be a very responsible citizen, and loves his family and his creator. I hope the pain and hurt in your heart will soon be lifted and that you will embrace the “most high” in the coming days.

  11. 11 Manco
    October 25, 2008 at 2:41 am

    Stick it up your ass, Peepers. Maybe if you didn’t spend the majority of your days “most high”, you wouldn’t be such a despicable, scum-sucking pig giving reach-arounds to unrepentant scum like Timmy who, along with his like-minded drones, are destroying this country, and, by extension, the world. Fuck him.

  12. 12 Timotheus
    October 30, 2008 at 4:58 pm


    “Now, do the predictable thing and reply back with your conservative and religious talking points like the good little slave you are.”

    I don’t have time, bro bro…gotta finish destroying the country. L8ter.


  13. 13 Timotheus
    October 30, 2008 at 5:06 pm


    Thanks for the kind post. I think Manco will brighten up once the 4 year episode of Obamerama starts.


  14. December 12, 2008 at 4:25 am

    XD I love those After Eden cartoons. It’s like the Family Circus except it doesn’t even try to be funny.

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Johnny Peepers

----> is a socio-pathetic degenerate with a penchant for cheap booze, ruphy-laden broads, and dim sum soup.


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