Victoria’s Secret model Karolina Kurkova is an Alien Clone

kurkovaSuspicions regarding the extra-terresterial origin of Victoria’s Secret super-model Karolina Kurkova have been validated with a recent discovery. Photos from the Daily Mail (UK) website reveal that she does not have a belly button – proving conclusively that she was cloned by aliens.

In a move certain to further alienate Earthling women (who are already self-conscious about their figures), Victoria’s Secret has upped the perfect body ante with an Alien/Human genetically-engineered super woman. From the Daily Mail article:

A source has revealed magazine and catalogue art directors routinely airbrush one in for (Kurkova) in post-production. ‘It disappears in photos, so we keep a collection of belly button shots in different positions, and Photoshop them on to her whenever she’s doing a bikini picture.’


Kurkova was born and raised in the Czech Republic, an area that is noted for its ET sightings. In June of this year, mysterious crop circles were discovered in the country. In this crop circle video, one large belly button is super imposed over two smaller ones, perhaps providing a playful clue about Kurkova’s off-world creation.

Everyone likes and deserves to have some fun. In the end, when you smile, life smiles back at you! ~ Karolina Kurkova

5 Responses to “Victoria’s Secret model Karolina Kurkova is an Alien Clone”

  1. 1 Manco
    November 19, 2008 at 1:31 am

    I’d hit it.

  2. November 19, 2008 at 4:04 am

    Most of the eastern europeans I know have strange belly buttons.

    Sex Mahoney for President

  3. 3 Di
    November 22, 2008 at 12:32 pm

    We’ll have to pay more attention to the bellybutton next time… Thanks for the heads up… 😉 Di.

  4. January 25, 2009 at 9:15 pm

    I love Victoria’s Secret! I just bought a gift from there using a coupon code from ShopAdvisor.com. Gotta love the internet discounts!

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