Invest in America’s Future by Donating to Sarah Palin’s Political Action committee

sarahThe strikingly voluptuous and intelligent almost vice-president (sigh) Sarah Palin has launched a new political action committee called SarahPac.

SarahPAC believes America’s best days are ahead. Our country, founded on conservative principles and the fight for freedom, must confront the challenges of the 21st century with integrity, innovation, and determination. SarahPAC believes the Republican Party is at the threshold of an historic renaissance that will build a better future for all.

During the 2008 campaign, Sarah was the victim of a series of orchestrated media hit-jobs, most notably the SNL skewering by the vacuous Tina “I can see Russia from my house” Fey. The mostly forgotten Katie “puff piece extraordinaire” Couric also hit below the belt with a string of unfair questions designed to paint the Alaskan governor and super-mom/grandmom as ill-informed and politically naive. If Sarah had been at the top of the ticket and surrounded herself with professional PR men and competent campaign advisers, America would not be in the tail-spin that we currently find ourselves.

Sarah Palin represents the future of an emerging Republican Party that refuses to kowtow to special interests, deadbeat welfare recipients, blue-collar ex-manufacturing job crybabies, entrenched lobbyist piranhas, or anti-patriotic Democrats who are hell-bent on destroying the fabric of Americanism. As we trudge wearily through the next four years of the assuredly disastrous B. Hussein Obama commie experiment, freedom-loving, God-fearing, hard-working Americans will be anxiously awaiting the opportunity to sift through the ashes of our imploded economy and wrecked domestic and foreign policies. To usher in the rebirth of the Great Conservative Republic, Sarah Palin will be there to lead the charge and hopefully will accept the nomination for president in 2012.

What’s the difference between a pitbull and a hockey mom? Lipstick ~ Sarah Palin (Acceptance speech at 2008 Republican National Convention, on selection as party’s vice-presidential candidate.)

16 Responses to “Invest in America’s Future by Donating to Sarah Palin’s Political Action committee”

  1. 1 Manco
    March 5, 2009 at 3:15 pm

    Peepers: You forgot to add “Dumb as a box of hammers” to your disgustingly fawning description of the Wicked Witch of Alaska. The chick was a grade-a disaster. You should be on your hands and knees praying to non-existent Christ that she wasn’t elected to office.

    However, your disgusting praise of this woman (genuinely or facetiously) provides a wonderful example of why Conservatism and, by relation, the Republican Party is living on borrowed time. Despite what the Republicans wanted people to believe, Sarah Palin’s primary support did not come from women; rather it came from men. And why did it come from men? Because men wanted to fuck Sarah Palin. Perhaps in their seedy little brains they thought that if Palin was elected, she would personally thank each and every one of them with a personal invitation to the pussy buffet. Palin’s national gangbang tour. Republican Men = fucking morons.

    Yet, this is what some Americans have been reduced to. I thought it was bad enough that Americans voted someone into office because they were in the movies or they “looked good on tv”. Now we’re voting for anyone we’d like to fuck? Thankfully, sanity won out for a change in this cesspool and we were given the lesser of two evils. The jury is still out on Obama’s ability to be a competent leader; Palin’s idiocy and inability to be a national leader was painfully obvious from the beginning.

  2. 2 Di
    March 9, 2009 at 10:23 am

    You have got to be kidding….!!!!

  3. 3 Manco
    March 9, 2009 at 1:06 pm

    Di: Who are you referring to?

  4. March 9, 2009 at 4:53 pm

    RankHoe: Don’t flatter yourself, punk. Comments left on blogs that do not reference a specific individual are meant for the one who authored the entry – that would be me. You need to mind your own damned business anyways. My patience for one-testicled gutter sludge without manners is wearing dangerously thin these days. Thank me later.

  5. 5 dummidumbwit
    March 10, 2009 at 10:23 am

    for one-testicled gutter sludge without manners Dammit Johnny, as a one testicled gutter sludge w/o manners, how am I supposed to attempt to be spiritually fit if Palin doesn’t stay off TV and in Alaska so I don’t confuse lust with understanding of whatever Ms. Palin is trying to convey. Let her get a little uglier and older, then she can take over and I’ll be able to examine this issue with a full supply of blood in my brain? Reagan won after he became seasoned, let her finished becoming seasoned and she will be a contender, for now Newt and Jindal are the brains of the outfit, Sarah is still figuring her stuff out, give her a bit more time.

  6. 6 Manco
    March 10, 2009 at 11:46 am

    Peepers: Blow it out your ass. I wanted to make sure who Di was referring to in the event he/she was seeking to defend Palin, who I think is truly one of the most atrocious public servants to come down the pipe in some time. By the way, aren’t you going to come to the defense of the object of your fantasies which prompted you to write this entry? No? Probably a good thing. No human being with half an ounce of gray matter could defend this brainless bimbo.

  7. March 10, 2009 at 12:27 pm

    MackNo: You are a vitriolic little man who thrives on regurgitating your mindless reactionary pablum to any poor sap who happens along. Based on your sexist and misogynistic attacks on Sarah Palin, it is evident that you fear a powerful female leader. It is the tired old oppressive patriarchal white bastard phalanx (of which you are a desperate clinging member) that must make way for the liberated, shaved armpit, anti-Marxist, Conservative Capitalist who loves her guns and her religion.

    Sarah represents everything that you fear and loathe – which is why she is my Goddess. Your attack on her looks is a tired old ploy of the male hierarchy – a pathetic attempt to deny Sarah her deserved role in pantheon of intellectual and courageous political leaders. Your marionette-stringed, teleprompter-fed, stuffed-shirt Kenyan Commie will all but guarantee a victory for the GOP in 2012. Sarah will rebuild our fallen republic on the bones of the desecrated Demoncats, and your ilk will lay broken and bloodied in the street under the boots of me and my evangelical brethren.

  8. 8 sjbraun
    March 10, 2009 at 1:22 pm

    LOVE Sarah Palin, went to a rally of hers in Oct. that was absolutely packed. I fear that the media will “Dan Quayle” her to the point where she has no national future. Then again, considering how badly Obama is already screwing our country up, hopefully people will look rationally at her and/or other conservatives come ’12.

  9. 9 dummidumbwit
    March 10, 2009 at 3:07 pm

    I’m still a rabid Obama fan, but the media did run adds about her shooting wolves out of helicopters thinking it would hurt her, but really most people don’t care how Alaskan keep the population under control (especially now) and she can just turn around and run on the idea that some idiot in DC doesn’t know his ass from a hole in the ground concerning animal control in Alaska anyway, so the media is powerful but not all powerful? I had you pegged as a future Ron Paul convert, but this is already more fun!!!

  10. March 10, 2009 at 7:47 pm

    dd: My rule of thumb is to hate on any shlub who is dumb enough to get tricked into being an oligarchy whipping boy spokesman. Last year it was W, this year it is Obama-prompter. When you break it down, the president has very little power that can be exercised outside of the pre-approved detailed parameters set forth by the control-system script writers. The few that tried to improvise their character’s role were dispatched accordingly.

    Many Americans have invested a great deal of faith in the Obama hope/change pied piper song and dance. When you have been around as long as I have, you find that you do not need to listen to the entire LP to know how the record ends. The kid was set up to fail pure and simple – a ritual sacrifice. The racist moneyed elitists would like nothing more than to pin the economic collapse and American demise fuck-up on a half-darky.

    The only way we can really get ahead as a nation is to elect a strong feminine archtype who will beat us unmercifully and make us emit tablespoons of seed in our drawers at the sight of her black lacey Fredericks’s of Hollywood ummentionables. That woman is Sarah Palin. She is with me in my dreams (nocturnal emissions), she is with me while I pray for my daily bread at the dinner table, and she is there when I squeeze one out on the shower wall every morning with a bar of ivory soap jammed firmly into my tightly clenched rectum.

  11. 11 dummidumbwit
    March 11, 2009 at 11:04 am

    Johnny, I’m ancient too (07/23/1956), basically I see it necessary for me to try this FDR thing, Its too ingrained I suppose to not want to try it, obviously if your predictions materialize I will have to readjust my position, and I’m not a real lefty at heart, just slightly to the left of a Reagan Democrat really, Palin is interesting and I’m definitely watching with interest

  12. 12 Manco
    March 11, 2009 at 5:09 pm

    Peepers: As usual, you don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about. I’d vote for a female candidate in an instant, provided that woman was competent enough to run the country. Provided that woman could answer softball questions about the role of the Executive office without whimpering, shitting herself, and finally giving an answer of complete, brainless babble that doesn’t even touch on the soft ball question that was thrown her.

    There’s nothing sexist about realizing that Palin was a complete and utter bimbo brought on board by the McCain camp in a desperate ploy to swing female and Clinton voters. It was a devastating failure, like every move the McCain camp made. If you’re going to pick a hero Peepers, put your dick away and do some research.

    Sjbraun: You’re a brainwashed nitwit. The media had nothing to do with the fact that Sarah Palin wasn’t and never will be competent enough to handle public service. I know we the people have allowed morons and imbeciles and sociopaths into the halls of government at an alarming rate, but at least they’re grade-a bullshitters. They can make most people believe they know what the fuck they’re doing. Sarah Palin couldn’t even convince members of her own party that she was the logical choice to be McCain’s VP pick. Just because she can talk to you in a folksy twang and pull your strings, that doesn’t mean she’d have the first clue in how to address the very real issues gripping this country and the world beyond.

    And, furthermore, I think the majority of politics is theater for the masses. Most of these pricks don’t know their ass from a hole in the ground as evidenced by the continued decay of this country, regardless of political party. However, having written that, Obama has been in office for, what, sixty days? The man inherited one of the biggest fuck-up jobs in the history of this country. It’s not going to be fixed overnight. Let’s see what it looks like in 1-2 years and then I’ll be more receptive to your bitching.

    The problem is, quite frankly, that hardcore conservatives such as yourself have been praying for Obama to fail since day one. To you, politics is nothing more than a game. Like football, you pull for your side to win, regardless. You brainless, dead-eyed, zombie assholes don’t realize that if the government fails, the country fails. We’re the government and they are us. We created them and they reflect who we are. So if he fails, we all fail. This country fails. The great experiment goes down the tubes. For a group of people [conservatives] who claim to be so Pro American, you sure do hope for the country to fail an awful lot.

    After 9/11, Bush had over 90% of the country on his side. Sure, half the country was certain he had stolen the 2000 election and they realized he was lacking in the requirements one would expect of a national leader, but, despite that, the country rallied around him. Liberals didn’t hope he failed, because he was the President, for good or bad, and as he went, so we all went. Liberals cared about the country and our way of life, not their political party. True Liberals anyway.

    The Republicans could have done anything they wanted. If they’d wanted to do the right things, then your party would have been hailed for its achievements. Instead, Bush took the goodwill he and the country had and took a crap on it by wrecking foreign relations, sowing fear and distrust in the people of this country, bankrupting the country by making it easier for his rich friends to make even more off the people as well as shoveling our money into his oil wars. The guy was an unmitigated fucking disaster, but he was the President. Everything he did affected all of us and the world beyond. That’s why people with brains, hearts and soul finally had to withdraw their support and call it like it was with that mental midget.

    And, you know what, those same people will do the same with Obama once he has exhausted his chances to make an impression and be the advocate of change he claims to be. If you had one ounce of brain power you would be hoping that this man accomplishes something while in office, because, here’s the deal: we’re the ones who will be hurt the most if he fails. It’s so simple you’d think even you idiot fucktards could understand it.

    So chew on that the next time you hope for this man to fail because your fat, stupid demigod, Rush Limbaugh, told you how to think and how to feel. Form an individual thought at some point and perhaps you – yes, you! – can contribute something positive to the human experience. Until then, if all you’re going to do is sit on your fat ass and hope for failure, then just lock yourself in a dark room and mutter and scream to yourself. Real people don’t want to hear that crap.

    Perpetually distressed with the state of humanity,

    Tobias Manco

  13. 13 Di
    March 15, 2009 at 2:59 pm

    I never thought I would say this, but I totaly agree with Manco…and the first comment was for Johnny, who is still got to be kidding me…

  14. 14 dummidumbwit
    March 16, 2009 at 8:26 am

    This blog wouldn’t be as interesting if Johnny didn/’t take stands on hot button topics, since I an really a stooge for the current administration, I generally come over here to get yelled at. My reading is Sarah is being quiet lately so she can figure out how better to convey the inclusiveness of her Assembly of God background with the harder socially conservative elements. The Rove play book isn’t really in line with her and she’s figuring it out so I like her enough to leave her alone for awhile and aim my real shots at Michelle Bachmann and the giant bouncing jelly roll dressed in black, but that’s just me.

  15. March 19, 2009 at 2:29 pm

    The worst mistake McCain made during his campaign was to vote yes to the so-called “Emergency Economic Stabilization Act of 2008”. For what it’s worth, I don’t think Palin would have voted yes if she were in that position.

  16. 16 Manco
    March 19, 2009 at 7:16 pm

    Janet: Give me a break. Even if Palin knew what the hell the “Emergency Economic Stabilization Act of 2008” was(more Orwellian doublespeak, by the way), she would have done whatever her handlers directed her to. People want to talk about a puppet; I give you Sarah Palin.

    There are no redeeming qualities about this woman when it comes to politics. People need to stop debating this woman as if there’s any question whether or not she could be an effective leader in this country. For fuck’s sake, can this country stop glorifying and ascending mediocrity just once. I beg of you, just once. I don’t think I’m alone when I write that when I look around I see no one in the form of current leaders that is inspirational. The ones who do have good ideas are ridiculed or have been completely ignored, sparing us poor little babies the horror of progressive ideas.

    Get a clue, motherfuckers.

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----> is a socio-pathetic degenerate with a penchant for cheap booze, ruphy-laden broads, and dim sum soup.


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