Sneakers O’Toole: His Sneakers, His Right

Alongside Butters from SouthPark, Sneakers O’Toole is one of the animated characters on television that I respect the most. His incredibly dogged insistence on doing it his way makes Sammy Davis Junior look like a disrespected token minority cast member  in a  Anglo/Italian, skirt-chasing, drinking club. No Wait.  Sneakers O’Toole has the strength of resolve rivaled only by George W. Bush when he stood on the rubble at Ground Zero and inspired America with bloodlust and hatred for Arab Mohammadists. O’Toole’s purposeful stride and and forceful refusal to remove his sneakers are a testament to his inner strength. God bless you Sneakers O’toole, for you are the America that I cherish and love.

2 Responses to “Sneakers O’Toole: His Sneakers, His Right”

  1. 1 Mr. Mef
    November 7, 2009 at 4:45 pm

    I wonder when you post something as … let’s say silly, or perhaps even sarcastic, as this, it makes me wonder how much you mean the last couple of conspiracy nut posts. Do you mean them or are they supposed to be taken about as seriously as this?

  2. November 8, 2009 at 1:59 am

    Nothing is True, Everything is Permissible.
    ~~ Hasan bin Sabbah

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Johnny Peepers

----> is a socio-pathetic degenerate with a penchant for cheap booze, ruphy-laden broads, and dim sum soup.


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