Do Sexbots Dream of Erotic Peeps?

I cleaned the gutters, washed the car, and did the dishes. Will there be anything else?

Excerpted from Sexbots Will Give Us Longevity Orgasm:

The Sexbots are coming, and we will cum with them. Three times a week or whatever our physician / longevity coach recommends. Because orgasms — particularly the hormone-exploding O’s we’ll enjoy with carnal cyborgs — are excellent for our mental and physical health.

Remember the most convulsive, brain-ripping climax you ever had? The one that left you with “I could die happy now” satiety? Sexbots will electrocute our flesh with climaxes twice as gigantic because they’ll be more desirable, patient, eager, and altruistic than their meat-bag competition, plus they’ll be uploaded with supreme sex-skills from millennia of erotic manuals, archives and academic experiments, and their anatomy will feature sexplosive devices. Sexbots will heighten our ecstasy until we have frothy, shrieking, bug-eyed, amnesia-inducing orgasms. They’ll offer us split-tongued cunnilingus, open-throat fellatio, deliriously gentle kissing, transcendent nipple tweaking, g-spot massage & prostate milking dexterity, plus 2,000 varieties of coital rhythm with scented lubes — this will all be ours when the Sexbots arrive.

Sure, we generally prefer sex with live partners, but the desired one is often unavailable or inadequate. Sexbots will never have headaches, fatigue, impotence, premature ejaculation, pubic lice, disinterest, menstrual blood, jock strap itch, yeast infections, genital warts, AIDS/HIV, herpes, silly expectations, or inhibiting phobias. Sexbots will never stalk us, rape us, diss us on their blog, weep when we dump them, or tell their friends we were boring in bed. Sexbots will always climax when we climax if we press that little button on their butt.

13 Responses to “Do Sexbots Dream of Erotic Peeps?”

  1. December 24, 2009 at 12:09 am

    Peeps, I hope this isn’t a pic of the actual sexbot. I’m about as open minded as the next centerfolder, but that bot looks like a child! Too pedifile-like for my desires! 🙂 You’ve gotta change that pic, Peeps!

  2. December 25, 2009 at 4:36 am

    Johnny, entertaining, well written, and provocative. Just as I remember you. Merry Christmas. I got a sexbot on its way to you as a gift. I ordered it on ebay. The guy said it was hardly used.

  3. January 9, 2010 at 10:10 pm

    Thanks qazse… but I didn’t write those words. Looking forward to the used sexbot though. I am sure a little bleach and elbow grease will remove any remnants of her previous owner.

  4. January 9, 2010 at 10:25 pm

    Cordie, I verified her borg born on date with the manufacturer in Osaka (1990). She is legit.

  5. 5 dummidumbwit
    January 11, 2010 at 7:02 am

    I look forward to eforcing the orthodoxy and the usage of only conference approved literate and throwing both Jesus and the therapist out of VR Sex Anonymous meetings to cum!!!

  6. 6 dummidumbwit
    January 11, 2010 at 7:10 am

    My VRSA sponsor told me sexbots, while cyber are not VR so screwing them is not a relapse, opinion Johnny???

  7. 7 dummidumbwit
    January 11, 2010 at 7:24 am

    cordieb I see your point but all Japanese Aineme and Magna art tend to be that way so I wouldn’t neccessarily read peodeophilia into it w/o looking at the entire output of that stuff which is all like that> I actually don’t like either medium because of that but it is that way.

  8. January 11, 2010 at 6:50 pm


    Given your lot in life, I highly encourage you to take full advantage of this new technology. How else is a bloke of your unfortunate ilk gonna get your tube-steak milked between some titillating fleshy (or faux-fleshy) folds? It damn sure ain’t gonna be by Jesus, the-rapist, or your cum-hungry 12-step buddies.

  9. January 12, 2010 at 5:00 pm

    Oops, I skipped right over your citation – but good post anyway! Now let me crawl back under my rock…

  10. 10 incogman
    January 24, 2010 at 12:03 am

    I bet you wacked-off a lot to that above shot, eh peepers? It’s got everything you dig, waxy-dead expression, ambiguous asian race (perfect for your tiny dick) and perky little tits.

    Maybe you’ll live long enough to see such fembots for sale; maybe not be able to afford them, however. Sorry.

  11. January 24, 2010 at 2:50 pm


    You are a cruel heartless bastard. Your words hurt me more than you will ever know.

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----> is a socio-pathetic degenerate with a penchant for cheap booze, ruphy-laden broads, and dim sum soup.


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