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Mar
10

Why John Wayne Bobbitt is Hellbound

Photo courtesy of The Brick Testament

Deuteronomy 23:1

No one whose testicles are crushed or whose male organ is cut off shall enter the assembly of the LORD.”

The Holy Bible also has a way to deal with junk grabbing bitches:

Deuteronomy 25:11-12

If two men fight together, and the wife of one draws near to rescue her husband from the hand of the one attacking him, and puts out her hand and seizes him by the genitals, then you shall cut off her hand; your eye shall not pity her.



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Johnny Peepers

----> is a socio-pathetic degenerate with a penchant for cheap booze, ruphy-laden broads, and dim sum soup.

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