Baby Jesus, who art in thy golden fleece manger,
adored be thy emaciated little Middle-eastern frame.
Thy off-planet vengeful tribal deity will be done,
on Pluto as it is on Uranus.
Give us our PlayStation and our TMZ,
and forgive us our Glenn Beck and Sean Hannity,
as we forgive the blowhards who trespass on our minds,
and lead us not into Aristotelian two-valued logic,
but deliver us from soul-crunching miscreants,
for thine is the kingdom,
and the power, and the glory,
forever and ever
Ha Ha!! I speechless before your Genius!! Ha Ha!!
But sadly, not typeless. Just kidding dd, we luv ya!
Utterly and completely sacrilegious – burn in hell Peepers!!
Sorry if I trampled on your precious sacred Dogma. My personal Jesus gave a hearty chuckle when he read my Lord’s Prayer update. BTW, hell is in YOUR mind.
did you vote for obama? be honest
Sadly, us ex-cons have been relieved of our privilege to vote 😦
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----> is a socio-pathetic degenerate with a penchant for cheap booze, ruphy-laden broads, and dim sum soup.
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