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Startling New Evidence Confirms Obama is a Muslim Terrorist

obamaWhile hoping to distract Americans with his post-Crusadal revenge assault on the European front during the G-20 conference, President Barack H-U-S-S-E-I-N Obama secretly opened a Halal food market in Brooklyn. Suspicions regarding his radical Islamic terrorist agenda to extend the Caliphate to the Christian shores of America have been sadly confirmed. How could we have been so blind? If only we had heeded the prophetic pre-election warnings from this wise four-wheeling Kentuckian.


Invest in America’s Future by Donating to Sarah Palin’s Political Action committee

sarahThe strikingly voluptuous and intelligent almost vice-president (sigh) Sarah Palin has launched a new political action committee called SarahPac.

SarahPAC believes America’s best days are ahead. Our country, founded on conservative principles and the fight for freedom, must confront the challenges of the 21st century with integrity, innovation, and determination. SarahPAC believes the Republican Party is at the threshold of an historic renaissance that will build a better future for all.

During the 2008 campaign, Sarah was the victim of a series of orchestrated media hit-jobs, most notably the SNL skewering by the vacuous Tina “I can see Russia from my house” Fey. The mostly forgotten Katie “puff piece extraordinaire” Couric also hit below the belt with a string of unfair questions designed to paint the Alaskan governor and super-mom/grandmom as ill-informed and politically naive. If Sarah had been at the top of the ticket and surrounded herself with professional PR men and competent campaign advisers, America would not be in the tail-spin that we currently find ourselves.

Sarah Palin represents the future of an emerging Republican Party that refuses to kowtow to special interests, deadbeat welfare recipients, blue-collar ex-manufacturing job crybabies, entrenched lobbyist piranhas, or anti-patriotic Democrats who are hell-bent on destroying the fabric of Americanism. As we trudge wearily through the next four years of the assuredly disastrous B. Hussein Obama commie experiment, freedom-loving, God-fearing, hard-working Americans will be anxiously awaiting the opportunity to sift through the ashes of our imploded economy and wrecked domestic and foreign policies. To usher in the rebirth of the Great Conservative Republic, Sarah Palin will be there to lead the charge and hopefully will accept the nomination for president in 2012.

What’s the difference between a pitbull and a hockey mom? Lipstick ~ Sarah Palin (Acceptance speech at 2008 Republican National Convention, on selection as party’s vice-presidential candidate.)


President Obama Defeats Jesus as America’s #1 Hero


In a recent Harris Interactive poll, our fearless and awe-inspiring leader, President Barack H. Obama, edged out the Prince of Peace as America’s greatest hero. Jesus was bumped from the coveted position in a bitter contest that pitted the savior and redeemer of mankind against the magnificent unifier from Chicago, whose recent ascendancy heralded a transformative event in American politics.

jesus-campThough it may be disconcerting to the throngs of Bible-thumping mouth-breathers who desperately cling to their 2000+ year old fairy tales and rapture fantasies, Jesus just does not have what it takes to protect national security and ensure America’s hegemonic role as World Cop in the 21st century. Though America is still considered a Christian nation, an overwhelming majority support the use of military force to defeat the enemy. George W. Bush, whose primary political base consisted of Christians, was an ardent proponent of preemptive warfare. President Obama, who also received huge support from Christian Americans, has courageously donned the commander-in-chief boots to tackle the War on Terror head-on.

The 2008 election was a forceful rejection of the anachronistic, weak-kneed, turn-the-other-cheek religious philosophy, that if allowed to infect our leaders’ resolve, would certainly usher in the end of the greatest country that ever graced the face of Earth. Instead, I am confident that Obama will engage in a “spread the cheeks” militant foreign policy that will put the terrorists, freedom-haters, and two-bit dictators on a permanent state of notice that reads – don’t even think about it muthafuckas!

Jesus would not have had the guts, or the testicular fortitude, to maintain George W. Bush’s War on Islamo-Fascist Terror. Obama is undaunted by the treasonous moralizers and leftist pantywaists who ceaselessly whine and moan about war crimes, human rights abuses, torture, Geneva Convention violations, and other spurious charges that have no basis in fact. The Hate America first crowd is intent on weakening the president’s authority and America’s hyper-power status in order to realize their post-Armageddon religious utopia or their One World government socialist nightmare (depending on which pudding-brained nutball you ask).


Thankfully, two days after assuming office, President Obama wisely preserved the Rendition program (free airfare/mystery destination travel package for under-privileged terrorists). This is an incredibly useful weapon in the War on Terror arsenal that allows the CIA to secretly kidnap bad people anywhere in the World and transport them to countries where the laws allow for more *effective* interrogations. The Rendition program is likely to expand under Obama, allowing for more Islamo-Nazis to be disappeared, beaten, electrocuted, and sexually traumatized (just like the scum at Club Gitmo) in black prisons around the globe.

Another reason that Obama beat our Jesus for #1 hero is his decision to ramp up the fight on the Afghanistan front. On the campaign trail, Obama continually argued that more attention must be paid to the region where the 9/11 attacks originated. By sending in an additional 17,000 troops with the Afghan surge, the president is sending a loud and clear message to Bin Laden and his al-Qaeda network – America will not lose its terror obliterating resolve. Obama’s decision to launch the Afghan surge, coupled with his green light on the predator drone attacks and black operations in Pakistan, will further our goals of completely eradicating the Islamic terrorist menace.

jesusWhile Jesus is certainly an important astro-theological redeemer/savior archetype, his religious prescription is a recipe for disaster in the modern era. In the old days, the worst that could happen to you was a slap in the face, an ass-kicking, or a club against the head. It isn’t so easy to love your enemy when the haters of humanity have suicide bombers, airplane hijackers, and weapons of mass destruction at their disposal. The Harris poll identifying President Obama as America’s greatest hero reflects this understanding.

True patriotic Americans, unswayed by the continuous cacophony emitting from the Christian cowards and the naive, far-left, pacifist, granola-eaters, embraced a unflinching leader in the 2008 election – one who is not afraid to take the fight to the radical Islamic ratholes where the enemy mocks our fallen citizens. Please support America’s hero President Obama and his dedication to the War on Terror to ensure the preservation of democracy and freedom across the globe.

We have real enemies in the world. These enemies must be found. They must be pursued and they must be defeated ~President Barack H. Obama


Drunk Kentucky Hillbilly Woman Opposes an Arab for President

Why are we electing an Arab when we are at war with Iraq and Iran? Come on people. We are at war with the Middle East, but we want to elect a president with the name Barack HUSSEIN Obama…America is going to win. These colors don’t run ~Say-ra (intoxicated hillbilly woman)


Caribou Barbie Insulted By Formerly Impeached Judge

If Sarah Palin isn’t enough of a reason for you to get over whatever your problem is with Barack Obama, then you damn well had better pay attention. Anybody toting guns and stripping moose don’t care too much about what they do with Jews and blacks. So, you just think this through.

The above quote comes from Rep. Alcee Hastings (D-Florida). Hastings was a U.S. District Court from 1979 to 1989. He was impeached and removed from the bench for accepting a $150,000 bribe in exchange for a lenient sentence and a return of seized assets. In other words, a typical politician.

In 2006, it was reported that Nancy Pelosi was favoring Hastings for the position as head of the House Permanent Select Committee on Intelligence. Ultimately, the chair was handed to Rep. Silvestre Reyes (D-Texas) after someone on her staff told her that Mexicans are the smartest people in the World, and therefore, would do a much better job with intelligence matters. The staff member cited the Mayan civilization and their magical calendar which successfully predicted the end of the World in 2012.

I didn’t know that “gun toting” and “moose stripping” were behaviors associated with racism and and anti-Semitism. But then again, I do not possess the supreme intelligence and insight of a former federal judge and Congressperson. Hasting’s comments speak more to the low regard he held for the Florida rally attendees that he was addressing. Surely there are plenty of other valid reasons to oppose the McCain/Palin ticket. Now I see why he didn’t get the Intelligence Committee chair position.

Congress should not be in the business of supporting state-sponsored discrimination. ~ Alcee Hastings


Obsession: Mailbox “War of Terror” Propaganda

It is not often that I receive a free DVD in the mail. When it happens, the sending party is desperately seeking to either reinforce, or change my view, on a particular issue. The last free DVD I received was about some mythical allegorical character named Jesus (whom I somehow entered into a pre-birth contractual obligation to worship because he could perform magic and was brutally murdered by the Romans). Apparently, some well-healed Christian fundie nutjob was gung-ho on spending the afterlife with me in Heaven. He didn’t know me very well.

My interest was instantly peaked when I opened my mailbox and found a DVD copy of the fear-mongering, anti-Muslim, terror-porn flick, Obsession. The movie is a demagogic portrayal of a fringe element of the Islamic world heavily slanted to represent a majority anti-Western viewpoint. Having studied the supposed radical Islamic threat to Western civilization over the past several years, I was aware of this particular piece of mythomaniacal propaganda. I wondered who might be behind this operation.

The DVD was mailed to 28 million households in swing election states by a 501(c)(3) organization named the Clarion Fund. The board of directors and the donors to this organization are a mystery, as the Clarion Fund refused to disclose the names of these individuals. An article (now removed) linked to the group’s website, backed John McCain for president. Copies of the film were handed out at the Republican National Convention.

The packaging indicated that the DVD was produced by a fellow named Raphael Shore (an Israeli-Canadian rabbi and director of both Aish HaTorah International and the Hasbara Fellowships, a pro-Israel advocacy group). Rabbi Shore told the New York Times that his early showings of “Obsession” targeted “evangelical Christians”. The redeemer-complex Armagedonites are the useful idiots in the “War of Terror” brainwash campaign deployed to improve the odds of a McCain presidency.

There seems to be a mystery surrounding who bankrolled this massive DVD propaganda campaign. Clarion Fund Communications Director Gregory Ross declined to say how much Clarion was spending on distributing the DVD, beyond a vague “millions of dollars.” Ross said that “for the privacy of everyone involved, we try to limit” information. Secrecy is usually necessary when propaganda peddlers want to keep their tracks hidden.

According to the Israeli newspaper Haaretz:

Shore and director Wayne Kopping of South Africa are the only figures associated with the film willing to release their real names and appear in media interviews; the executive producer is listed as Peter Mier, while the production manager is listed as Brett Halperin. But Mier and Halperin are just aliases, Shore says. He describes the real Mier as a Canadian Jewish businessman who wanted to do something significant, but asked to remain anonymous for fear of his safety. According to Shore, about 80 percent of the film’s $400,000 budget was provided by Mier.

Why all the aliases and secrecy I wonder. Maybe it has something to do with that pesky federal 501(c)(3) law prohibiting foreign political institutions or foreign organizations from contributing to the Clarion Fund’s operations. Given that both the producer and the director are foreigners (with an anti-Muslim agenda), and the financial backers are anonymous, it all looks very suspicious.

The release of the film coincided with the 7th anniversary of the 9-11 mega ritual, and was on the eve of a presidential election. Who else might be behind this psy-op operation designed to influence American public opinion? reported that:

The Republican Jewish Coalition is responsible for a mailing received by Reform rabbis and other Jews that included a DVD of the controversial anti-Muslim film Obsession. At least part of the mailing was sent under the postal permit of Christians United for Israel, a leading Christian Zionist organization.

Christians United for Israel (CUFI) was founded by none other than everyone’s favorite nutjob – McCain supporting pastor, John “Hitler was a hunter sent by God to chase the Jews out of Europe” Hagee. Strange bedfellows one would assume, that is until you dig a little deeper into the relationship between the Zionists, the Bush administration Neocons, and the Christian fundie end-o-times half-wits (a gullible herd that can be easily whipped into a hate-filled fervor at the thought of dark-skinned peoples worshipping another Abrahmic belief system).

The Neocons, and their well healed “Clash of Civilization/Islamacists vs. West” narrative collaborators, have a large-scale propaganda fight to win. If enough of the U.S. electorate starts to connect enough dots, and uncover their crafty machinations, the jig is up. Great nations must have a powerful and ominous enemy to solidify national cohesion, and to guarantee a profitable military-industrial complex. Without a segment of the global population to hate, how can you justify a half-trillion dollar defense budget?

If the threat does not exist, it must be created. We can thank Zbigniew Brzezinski (Barack Obama’s foreign policy adviser), in part, for manufacturing our current bogeyman (Al Qaeda) with Operation Cyclone. In Afghanistan, The U.S. government “spent millions of dollars to supply Afghan schoolchildren with textbooks filled with violent images and militant Islamic teachings. The primers, which were filled with talk of jihad and featured drawings of guns, bullets, soldiers and mines, have served since then as the Afghan school system’s core curriculum (source: The Washington Post). In other words, your tax dollars were spent on radicalizing youth in a foreign country to create a threat to the Western world.

The Republicans, desperate to ensure a 2008 presidential election victory, have enlisted this newly minted secretive 501(c)(3) to provoke anti-Muslim fervor. The aim is to perpetuate fear in the hearts of Americans regarding the Islamic West-hating menace in order to get out the angry “War of Terror” anti-Muslim bigot vote. An underhanded and nefarious tactic to be sure, but would you expect anything less from a war-mongering, pudding-brained, shit heel like John McCain?

Terrorism is in good part an effect of government propaganda; it serves to deflect attention from governmental abuse towards a mostly imagined, highly dangerous outside enemy ~ Mark Poster


Reserructed Bin Laden to Release 9/11 Anniversary Box Set (in stores soon)

A disinformation propaganda arm of U.S. intelligence services, terrorist watch group IntelCenter, said Thursday it expected a Bin Laden 9/11 anniversary video to be released soon. IntelCenter, a self-interested organization riddled with ex-spooks, was discredited in 2006 when computer expert Neal Krawetz demonstrated that the As-Sahab logo (the alleged media arm of Al-Qaeda) and the IntelCenter logo were both added to a purported AL-Qaeda video at the same time. Interestingly, IntelCenter has not revealed how it acquires these videos or explained the discrepencies of the As-Sahab and IntelCenter logos.

From this CNN article:

“Any videotape from al Qaeda would be nothing more than propaganda”, said National Security Adviser Fran Townsend. But she stopped short of calling for the media to ignore the tape. “I just think people have got to be clear that we’re being manipulated every time that they issue a statement, because they’re (the Bush Administration) trying to use the media as a way to terrorize us,” she said.

The ad for the video includes a photograph of bin Laden with a completely black beard, although it was most recently seen streaked with gray. It was not clear how old the photograph was.

Another U.S. official said a new bin Laden videotape would be eagerly anticipated since he has not been seen in almost three years. Bin Laden’s most recent video appearance came days before the 2004 presidential vote and was widely credited with giving a boost to President Bush’s re-election campaign.

Bin Laden has evolved from a CIA asset to a beyond-the-grave mythical menace resurrected to control the people through terror-based fear. A government admission of a dead OBL could jeopardize the trillions of dollars poured down the military-industrial cash cow well. An alive Osama not only greases the economic wheels of the “War of Terror”, but also provides great fodder for the DoD/CIA propaganda arms.

Even for the government, all good things must come to an end. Bob Woodward (of Watergate fame) is a former naval intelligence operative who briefed the Joints Chief of Staff and worked in the White House with Alexander “I’m in control here” Haig. Woodward alludes to a possible September or October Surprise that would increase the likelihood of a McCain/Palin victory in the upcoming election.

Bob Woodward writes in his new book about “groundbreaking” new covert techniques that enabled U.S. military and intelligence officials “to locate, target and kill key individuals in groups such as al-Qaeda.” Woodward speculated on a possible next target: “Maybe they can use it on bin Laden,” Woodward said, “and, all of a sudden, the September or the October surprise is going to be the apprehension or the death of bin Laden.” (source)

Never forget…ever.

I think now, frankly, he is dead ~ former Pakistan President Pervez Musharraf

I would come to believe that [bin Laden] probably is dead ~ Afghanistan President Hamid Karzai

I personally think he is probably not with us anymore ~ Dale Watson, former Assistant Director for the Counter-terrorism Division of the FBI

You know, I just don’t spend that much time on him (bin Laden), to be honest with you, I truly am not that concerned about him. ~ George W. Bush


Sarah Palin: The Lipsticked Pig

There has been a major upset on the U.S. political landscape. For the longest I thought Barry and Co. had the 2008 election wrapped up. With the adoring MSM election coverage, and the overwhelming need for “change” after the Bush Crime Family fiasco, who would think a Republican could get another shot at the White House? Well, it seems the balance of public opinion has tipped in the favor of the big dooky-caked GOP elephant.

As an ardent follower of political news, I try to keep abreast of the rapidly unfolding election coverage. The game got much more interesting with McCain’s selection of Sarah Palin, an attractive woman with a special needs child as VP. The hard-right conservative voters who felt they had to hold their collective noses to pull the lever for the pudding-brained moderate big government Senator were enticed with the entrance of the purportedly small-government firebrand from the wild Alaskan frontier.

The Palin selection was designed to enlist the scores of disaffected Hillary supporters that desperately needed a vagina in the White House at any cost. The maternal sympathy vote was exponentially compounded by the fact that Palin has a Down syndrome child (who may not have been issued from her womb). Also, dudes with a 50’s-era librarian fetish got a compelling reason to vote for the Republican ticket.

The McCain resuscitation (thanks to the addition of Palin) really hit home when I read Camille Paglia’s Salon article on Palin. As an intellectual and ardent feminist, Paglia’s laudatory treatment of Palin challenged the left’s supposed monopoly on strong feminist leaders. From the Salon.Com article:

Sarah Palin is like Annie Oakley, a brash ambassador from America’s pioneer past. She immediately reminded me of the frontier women of the Western states, which first granted women the right to vote after the Civil War — long before the federal amendment guaranteeing universal woman suffrage was passed in 1919.

Now that’s the Sarah Palin brand of can-do, no-excuses, moose-hunting feminism — a world away from the whining, sniping, wearily ironic mode of the establishment feminism represented by Gloria Steinem, a Hillary Clinton supporter whose shameless Democratic partisanship over the past four decades has severely limited American feminism and not allowed it to become the big tent it can and should be. Sarah Palin, if her reputation survives the punishing next two months, may be breaking down those barriers. Feminism, which should be about equal rights and equal opportunity, should not be a closed club requiring an ideological litmus test for membership.

The addition of Palin to the Republican ticket was a brilliant tactic designed to shift attention away from the corrupt, senile, pseudo conservative McCain. The jury is still out on this broad, but I am certain that I will find a reason to loathe Palin as much as I do every other political hack.

For the record, I do not think any of the current presidential candidates even deserve the role of sanitation commissioner. The corrupt two party duopoly system guarantees a loser every time in a staged over-hyped political bread and circus false-choice election. I would prefer an hourly electro-shock to the testicles before voting for the pudding-brained war-mongerer John McCain or the rudderless neophyte Barack Obama (whose leash is controlled by evil bastards such as Brzezinski and Biden).


Denver DNC Police Brutality Caught on Film

The video shows a Code Pink protester being violently attacked by a law enforcement officer during the Denver Democratic National Convention. Although the woman may have ignored a lawful order to disperse, the response was egregious and criminal. The officer forcefully shoved a night stick into the the woman’s chest knocking her onto the pavement.

In the recent months, an increasing number of unlawful assaults and batteries have been committed by law enforcement officers. Thanks to the prevalence of camera phones and the Youtube, many of these abuses have been brought to the public’s attention.

In a free society, it is critical that those tasked with the responsibility of enforcing the laws are held to the highest standard when it comes to obeying the law and protecting the rights of the citizens. This video is a reminder to all law enforcement officers that their misdeeds may be recorded and introduced as evidence during their prosecution.


Mellow Yellow and Joe Biden

I live my life by the environmentalist toilet usage creed – if it is yellow, let it mellow; if it is brown, flush it down. Donovan’s powerful anthem “Mellow Yellow” motivated me at an early age to preserve the watery metabolic waste in a porcelain chamber pot for extended periods of time. At a time of my choosing, the waste water is ushered forth to be purified in a municipal water works facility. The popular soft drink Mello Yello (a drink that appears identical to human urine) also had a profound effect on my decision to allow chamber pot water to chill for a while. The only downside is a stained bowl – but with a little bleach, and a lot of elbow grease, it comes right off.

Joe Biden has been selected by Team Obama for the vice president slot. Biden, the self-aggrandizing plagairist, War on Drugs proponent (he proposed the Drug Czar position), and the man who claimed the (anti)PATRIOT ACT was “his bill”, has all the markings of the next Cheney. The VP power broker who has the connections and calls the shots instead of the empty suit sitting in the big chair. Biden can also reign in all those poor confused Catholic voters who perceive Obama as a pro-abortionist baby slaughter, or are too damn racist to vote for a Kenyan-American. Here are two of my favorite Biden quotes on his new potential boss:

I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy. I mean that’s a storybook, man (February 2007)

I think he can be ready, but right now I don’t believe he is. The presidency is not something that lends itself to on-the-job training (August 2007)

Biden’s first quote presupposes that the African-American politicians who previously ran for president were not articulate, bright, or clean. This message must come as a crushing blow to Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, and Carol Moseley-Braun. Biden’s thinly-veiled racist utterance conveys the typical White superiority complex held by many of his elitist brethren.

The second quote evinces Biden’s conviction that little Barry is not ready for prime time. Obama needs an experienced man on the ticket to show him the ropes and keep him out of trouble. If Obama is going to beat the experienced pudding-brained long time Senator John McCain, he needs a man with smarts and political savvy. Luckily for Obama, Big Joe Baby has come to save the day.

You cannot go to a 7-11 or a Dunkin’ Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent…. I’m not joking ~ Joe Biden on the Indian domination of Delaware Dunkin’ Donuts franchises.

Johnny Peepers

----> is a socio-pathetic degenerate with a penchant for cheap booze, ruphy-laden broads, and dim sum soup.


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