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Slo-Mo Conservative Mayor Dares Left-Wingers to Challenge Town’s Thong Ban

(CNN) –If you plan on going to Kure Beach, North Carolina, bring your sunscreen and shades, but please leave your thong behind. The seaside community has adopted a zero tolerance policy on anyone wearing the barely-there bikini by the shore on their part of North Carolina’s Pleasure Island, just south of Wilmington.

“You can do what you want to in your own space,” said Mayor Dean Lambeth, “but for public decency, keep it off the public beach.” Lambeth told CNN he and the town supervisors last week unanimously approved the ordinance banning the skimpy bathing wear. “Everything we do is family oriented. We like the small town atmosphere,” he said.

Section 12-32 of the Code of the Town of Kure Beach, which was adopted on April 22, makes it illegal “for any person being naked or insufficiently clothed … to bathe or swim in the Atlantic Ocean” or any other area within the town’s jurisdiction. Sun-bathing “naked or insufficiently clothed” is also banned. “Thong bathing suits or similar attire are specifically prohibited,” the code says. Anyone wearing a thong on the beach will be fined $25.

Lambeth said reaction to the no-thong policy has been overwhelmingly positive. “I have gotten probably 100 e-mails from all over the U.S. supporting our stance,” he told CNN. “I’m getting calls from New York, California that they are glad somebody is finally taking a stand for public decency.”

Lambeth, who said Kure Beach’s population swells from 2,500 to 11,000 in the summer, described the town as “nice, slow-mo and conservative.” “We’re just a small southern community, and that’s how we’re going to keep it,” he said.

He also suspected the decision on the thongs could end up in court and blamed liberals for that. “You can file a suit — the way this country is leaning so far left, it wouldn’t surprise me,” he said. “They want to challenge it? They want to spend the money? Go for it.” Lambeth said people can wear thongs in their homes and backyards. And with his policy in place, he told CNN he’s content.

“I’m sitting out here looking at the ocean and don’t see a damn thong in sight.”


Fundie Nutball Turdbucket of the Month – Bob Marshall (R)

From this article:

RICHMOND – Western Prince William Del. Bob Marshall, R-13th, says disabled children are God’s punishment to women who have aborted their first pregnancy.

He made that statement last Thursday at a press conference to oppose state funding for Planned Parenthood.

“The number of children who are born subsequent to a first abortion with handicaps has increased dramatically. Why? Because when you abort the first born of any, nature takes its vengeance on the subsequent children,” said Marshall, a Republican.

“In the Old Testament, the first born of every being, animal and man, was dedicated to the Lord. There’s a special punishment Christians would suggest.”


NoH8, Yes Pillz!


WASHINGTON – Cindy McCain, the wife of 2008 Republican presidential nominee John McCain, has posed for an ad endorsing pro-gay marriage forces in California.

The photo shows Mrs. McCain with silver duct tape across her mouth and “NOH8” written on one cheek. NOH8 is a gay rights group challenging Proposition 8 passed by California voters in 2008 banning same sex marriage.

John McCain’s office issued a statement saying the Arizona senator respects the views of members of his family but remains opposed to gay marriage. It says McCain believes “marriage is only defined as between one man and one woman.”

This from an unrelated, yet equally comical article:

Not quite a year ago, Cindy McCain was traveling overseas when a bottle of perfume broke in her bag. She barely had time to unzip the bag when the aroma knocked her “down hard.”

“I’ve never gone down that hard overseas,” said McCain, 55, referring to the migraine headache [pill overdose] she had. “I didn’t know anyone. I had to turn around and come back.”

McCain, wife of Sen. John McCain, is speaking out publicly for the first time about her migraines [dope addiction] – a medical condition she refers to as a “disability.” For many years, while she lived in Phoenix with her kids and her husband was commuting to and from Washington, D.C., she kept her migraines [pill jonez] a secret, fearing she’d ruin the time they had together.


Invest in America’s Future by Donating to Sarah Palin’s Political Action committee

sarahThe strikingly voluptuous and intelligent almost vice-president (sigh) Sarah Palin has launched a new political action committee called SarahPac.

SarahPAC believes America’s best days are ahead. Our country, founded on conservative principles and the fight for freedom, must confront the challenges of the 21st century with integrity, innovation, and determination. SarahPAC believes the Republican Party is at the threshold of an historic renaissance that will build a better future for all.

During the 2008 campaign, Sarah was the victim of a series of orchestrated media hit-jobs, most notably the SNL skewering by the vacuous Tina “I can see Russia from my house” Fey. The mostly forgotten Katie “puff piece extraordinaire” Couric also hit below the belt with a string of unfair questions designed to paint the Alaskan governor and super-mom/grandmom as ill-informed and politically naive. If Sarah had been at the top of the ticket and surrounded herself with professional PR men and competent campaign advisers, America would not be in the tail-spin that we currently find ourselves.

Sarah Palin represents the future of an emerging Republican Party that refuses to kowtow to special interests, deadbeat welfare recipients, blue-collar ex-manufacturing job crybabies, entrenched lobbyist piranhas, or anti-patriotic Democrats who are hell-bent on destroying the fabric of Americanism. As we trudge wearily through the next four years of the assuredly disastrous B. Hussein Obama commie experiment, freedom-loving, God-fearing, hard-working Americans will be anxiously awaiting the opportunity to sift through the ashes of our imploded economy and wrecked domestic and foreign policies. To usher in the rebirth of the Great Conservative Republic, Sarah Palin will be there to lead the charge and hopefully will accept the nomination for president in 2012.

What’s the difference between a pitbull and a hockey mom? Lipstick ~ Sarah Palin (Acceptance speech at 2008 Republican National Convention, on selection as party’s vice-presidential candidate.)


James Dobson Resigns as Focus on the Family Chairman

dobsonIt is with great regret and sorrow that I must pass along news regarding James Dobson’s resignation as chairman of Focus on the Family. The evangelical non-profit was founded by Dobson in 1977 and has been a powerful lobbying force for the Right-Wing Christian wing of the Republican Party.

Dobson’s gentle sincere demeanor and soothing fatherly voice endeared him to supporters and foes alike. Dobson embarked on the righteous path quite early when he gave his life to Jesus Christ at the age of three. His daily radio show, which provides lessons on living a biblically-oriented (New Testament) lifestyle, is a critical life raft in the ocean of mainstream media sin and perversion.

Through the years, Dobson and Focus on the Family have valiantly fought the Satanic agenda to disrupt the wholesome Christian moral fabric of America. The Liar’s proponents of secular-humanism, militant feminism, pornography, abortion, and homosexuality have all felt the wrath of Focus on the Family’s powerful lobbying efforts and their extended network of activists.

Even without Dobson at the helm, Focus on the Family is sure to remain an influential voice for the evangelical/dominionist Americans who refuse to give an inch to the Satanists, the Socialists, or other assorted immoral Jesus-rejecting scum-bags. Please send Dr. Dobson an email or letter thanking him for his years of dedicated service in the name of Christians everywhere. Through the bravery and integrity of spiritual warriors like Dobson, the destruction of the Liar’s sinister legions will be finalized and God’s chosen children will soon be called home.


Turdbucket of the Month – Utah Senator Chris Buttars


Utah state senator Chris Buttars (R) receives a deserved TotM award for recent homophobic remarks linking gays to Muslim terrorists. According to Buttars, America’s greatest threat is the fifth column of militant homosexuals who are intent on destroying the republic. The quotes below are from leaked portions of a ABC interview.

To me, homosexuality will always be a sexual perversion. And you say that around here now and everybody goes nuts! But I don’t care.

– They’re mean! They want to talk about being nice — they’re the meanest buggers I ever seen. It’s just like the Moslems. Moslems are good people and their religion is anti-war. But it’s been taken over by the radical side. And the gays are totally taken over by the radical side.

– I believe that you will destroy the foundation of American society, because I believe the cornerstone of it is a man and a woman, the family. … And I believe that they’re, internally, they’re probably the greatest threat to America going down I know of. Yep, the radical gay movement.

In the past, Buttars has made more than a few racist and homophobic comments and sponsored legislation that would target individuals based on sexual orientation. Buttars bragged that he “killed” every piece of gay rights legislation in Utah, and said that President Bush — “like him or love him” — “saved” America “for the foreseeable future” by appointing conservatives to the Supreme Court. (source)

beaver1Interestingly, Buttars is a recipient of the Boy Scouts of America’s Silver Beaver award. Screw you Buttars, and the rest of you right-wing fascist roid-rags who try to dictate how free peoples should live.


The Great Leader Speaks With Charlie Gibson


GIBSON: You’ve always said there’s no do-overs as President. If you had one?

BUSH: I don’t know — the biggest regret of all the presidency has to have been the intelligence failure in Iraq. A lot of people put their reputations on the line and said the weapons of mass destruction is a reason to remove Saddam Hussein. It wasn’t just people in my administration; a lot of members in Congress, prior to my arrival in Washington D.C., during the debate on Iraq, a lot of leaders of nations around the world were all looking at the same intelligence. And, you know, that’s not a do-over, but I wish the intelligence had been different, I guess.

GIBSON: If the intelligence had been right, would there have been an Iraq war?

BUSH: Yes, because Saddam Hussein was unwilling to let the inspectors go in to determine whether or not the U.N. resolutions were being upheld. In other words, if he had had weapons of mass destruction, would there have been a war? Absolutely.

GIBSON: No, if you had known he didn’t.

BUSH: Oh, I see what you’re saying. You know, that’s an interesting question. That is a do-over that I can’t do. It’s hard for me to speculate.

You can fool some of the people all the time, and those are the ones you want to concentrate on ~ George W. Bush


Above the Law: Bush’s Big Bankster Bailout

There is no question about it. Wall Street got drunk…The question is, How long will it take to sober up and not try to do all these fancy financial instruments? ~ George W. Bush July 2008

In yet another blatant governmental power grab attempt, the Bush crime syndicate proposed a $700 billion bailout package to purchase distressed assets from failed Wall Street and international financial institutions. In accordance with Bush’s dictatorial unitary executive policy, the plan seeks to unconstitutionally prohibit judicial or administrative oversight. Section 8 of the power-elite advanced theft proposal provides:

Decisions by the Secretary (of Treasury) pursuant to the authority of this Act are non-reviewable and committed to agency discretion, and may not be reviewed by any court of law or any administrative agency.

In a nutshell, the proposal’s language seeks to shield the $700 billion big bankster American tax dollar hijack from not only judicial review, but also from interference from following administrations. Bush, the compassionate small-government conservative, is embarking on a nationalization scheme that would make Mussolini proud. According to Andrew Ross Sorkin, “it is the financial equivalent of the PATRIOT ACT.”

What is all that fuss about the co-equal branches of a tripartite federal government you say? According to Bush, the bedrock principle of our government structure is merely an anachronistic throwback to a distant time. An age when the U.S. Constitution was more than just a “goddamned piece of paper” (Bush in 2005).

Who is the architect behind this Wall Street fascist power grab? Meet Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson Jr. This scoundrel, assisted by fellow big bankster stooge Ben Benarnke (Chairman of the private corporation known as the Federal Reserve), is the point man behind the bailout scheme. His disreputable and self-interested resume speaks for itself.

  • Staff Assistant to the Under Secretary of Defense at the Pentagon
  • Assistant to convicted Watergate felon John Ehrlichmen in the Nixon Administration
  • Former Chief Executive of the global banking behemoth Goldman Sachs

Paulson is a Wall Street corporate insider masquerading as one of the King’s men. Instead of patching Humpty Dumpty back together, he is tasked with the government takeover of failed financial institutions in a scheme to shield his overlords from the risk of doing business. Unlike other financial players whose stock value imploded in the recent meltdown (i.e., Bear Stearns, Merrill Lynch and Lehman Bros.), the stock value of Goldman Sachs (Paulson’s former employer), will likely increase due to the removal of bad assets from their investment pool.

The corrupt officials in the Bush administration have a simple philosophy regarding their Wall Street buddies: profit is private, losses are public. In other words, when the predatory profiteers are raking in cash, they keep all of the spoils. When their underhanded schemes implode, American tax-payers are there to foot the bill and shield them from the aftermath of their underhanded dealings.

The Bushco./big bankster’s radical scheme to bail out corrupt financial institutions will assuredly lead to more havoc in the market. In economic terms, this is known as a moral hazard. Shielding a party from risk creates an incentive for them to act recklessly in the future since they do not bear the full brunt of their actions. Of course, the Bush Crime family is no stranger to reckless policies bearing the destructive fruit of unintended consequences.

The $700 billion dollar taxpayer theft package is just another feather in the cap for the shrub’s miserable reign of terror on America. The national public debt has doubled from approximately $5 trillion to a projected $10 trillion when Bush leaves office. At a minimum, $2.3 trillion dollars disappeared from the Defense Department budget in 2001 (conveniently announced by Donald Rumsfeld a day before 9/11). The “War of Terror” is projected to cost tax payers another $3 trillion dollars. In other words, don’t quit your job or die, your money is desperately needed by war-mongers, corporate wolves, and corrupt political officials to pay off their debts.

We have no plans to insert money into either of those two institutions ~ U.S. Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson (lying about the plan to stabilize Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac with tax payer dollars.)


Sarah Palin: The Lipsticked Pig

There has been a major upset on the U.S. political landscape. For the longest I thought Barry and Co. had the 2008 election wrapped up. With the adoring MSM election coverage, and the overwhelming need for “change” after the Bush Crime Family fiasco, who would think a Republican could get another shot at the White House? Well, it seems the balance of public opinion has tipped in the favor of the big dooky-caked GOP elephant.

As an ardent follower of political news, I try to keep abreast of the rapidly unfolding election coverage. The game got much more interesting with McCain’s selection of Sarah Palin, an attractive woman with a special needs child as VP. The hard-right conservative voters who felt they had to hold their collective noses to pull the lever for the pudding-brained moderate big government Senator were enticed with the entrance of the purportedly small-government firebrand from the wild Alaskan frontier.

The Palin selection was designed to enlist the scores of disaffected Hillary supporters that desperately needed a vagina in the White House at any cost. The maternal sympathy vote was exponentially compounded by the fact that Palin has a Down syndrome child (who may not have been issued from her womb). Also, dudes with a 50’s-era librarian fetish got a compelling reason to vote for the Republican ticket.

The McCain resuscitation (thanks to the addition of Palin) really hit home when I read Camille Paglia’s Salon article on Palin. As an intellectual and ardent feminist, Paglia’s laudatory treatment of Palin challenged the left’s supposed monopoly on strong feminist leaders. From the Salon.Com article:

Sarah Palin is like Annie Oakley, a brash ambassador from America’s pioneer past. She immediately reminded me of the frontier women of the Western states, which first granted women the right to vote after the Civil War — long before the federal amendment guaranteeing universal woman suffrage was passed in 1919.

Now that’s the Sarah Palin brand of can-do, no-excuses, moose-hunting feminism — a world away from the whining, sniping, wearily ironic mode of the establishment feminism represented by Gloria Steinem, a Hillary Clinton supporter whose shameless Democratic partisanship over the past four decades has severely limited American feminism and not allowed it to become the big tent it can and should be. Sarah Palin, if her reputation survives the punishing next two months, may be breaking down those barriers. Feminism, which should be about equal rights and equal opportunity, should not be a closed club requiring an ideological litmus test for membership.

The addition of Palin to the Republican ticket was a brilliant tactic designed to shift attention away from the corrupt, senile, pseudo conservative McCain. The jury is still out on this broad, but I am certain that I will find a reason to loathe Palin as much as I do every other political hack.

For the record, I do not think any of the current presidential candidates even deserve the role of sanitation commissioner. The corrupt two party duopoly system guarantees a loser every time in a staged over-hyped political bread and circus false-choice election. I would prefer an hourly electro-shock to the testicles before voting for the pudding-brained war-mongerer John McCain or the rudderless neophyte Barack Obama (whose leash is controlled by evil bastards such as Brzezinski and Biden).


Dreamy Larry Craig Photograph Available To All

I was cruising  Larry “wide stance” Craig’s website today and found this wonderful photo. The Senator from Idaho is famous for his airport bathroom sex solicitation bust. From Larry Craig’s official U.S. Senate website:

My official photograph

You may right-click on the image below to save it to your harddrive, or download the image in a different file format or resolution, as described below. If you would prefer an actual hardcopy of my official photograph, or an autographed copy, please email me or call or stop by my nearest regional office.

Johnny Peepers

----> is a socio-pathetic degenerate with a penchant for cheap booze, ruphy-laden broads, and dim sum soup.


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