Posts Tagged ‘Abortion


Fundie Nutball Turdbucket of the Month – Bob Marshall (R)

From this article:

RICHMOND – Western Prince William Del. Bob Marshall, R-13th, says disabled children are God’s punishment to women who have aborted their first pregnancy.

He made that statement last Thursday at a press conference to oppose state funding for Planned Parenthood.

“The number of children who are born subsequent to a first abortion with handicaps has increased dramatically. Why? Because when you abort the first born of any, nature takes its vengeance on the subsequent children,” said Marshall, a Republican.

“In the Old Testament, the first born of every being, animal and man, was dedicated to the Lord. There’s a special punishment Christians would suggest.”


James Dobson Resigns as Focus on the Family Chairman

dobsonIt is with great regret and sorrow that I must pass along news regarding James Dobson’s resignation as chairman of Focus on the Family. The evangelical non-profit was founded by Dobson in 1977 and has been a powerful lobbying force for the Right-Wing Christian wing of the Republican Party.

Dobson’s gentle sincere demeanor and soothing fatherly voice endeared him to supporters and foes alike. Dobson embarked on the righteous path quite early when he gave his life to Jesus Christ at the age of three. His daily radio show, which provides lessons on living a biblically-oriented (New Testament) lifestyle, is a critical life raft in the ocean of mainstream media sin and perversion.

Through the years, Dobson and Focus on the Family have valiantly fought the Satanic agenda to disrupt the wholesome Christian moral fabric of America. The Liar’s proponents of secular-humanism, militant feminism, pornography, abortion, and homosexuality have all felt the wrath of Focus on the Family’s powerful lobbying efforts and their extended network of activists.

Even without Dobson at the helm, Focus on the Family is sure to remain an influential voice for the evangelical/dominionist Americans who refuse to give an inch to the Satanists, the Socialists, or other assorted immoral Jesus-rejecting scum-bags. Please send Dr. Dobson an email or letter thanking him for his years of dedicated service in the name of Christians everywhere. Through the bravery and integrity of spiritual warriors like Dobson, the destruction of the Liar’s sinister legions will be finalized and God’s chosen children will soon be called home.


STDs, AIDS, and Abortion: Your Right to Know

As a follow up to Tommy Toilet’s helpful advice on proper bum cleaning techniques, this installment addresses the horrible afflictions that can result when your naughty bits are misused. The first four posters dealing with the scourge of syphillis and gonorrhea are from the 1940s.

This next batch addresses the dangers of a virus created by U.S. government scientists in the 1970s. A couple of thoughts on these. First, Indian broads have to be getting sick and damn tired of recreating all those circus freak Kama Sutra contortions. Also, Condoman’s sex advice recommendation to “be game” seems to promote the stereotype of the hyper-sexual Black man. What’s wrong with “be monogamous” or “be a faithful spouse.”

This one is just flippin’ hilarious. It deals with the clams. What exactly is this California clinic insinuating with the bi-racial prom pairing? Would daddy’s little princess not have gotten the clams from a roll in the limo with a lighter complected classmate of European-American extraction?

This one is from the Abortion Eve comic book that came out in 1973. You see, vacuum-powered fetal extraction had just become legal that year, and the girls needed a little help with their decision making. Blondie’s desperate attempt to invoke moral judgment on the issue of infanticide is laughable these days (40 million bio-hazard bags can’t be wrong).

Abstinence is the safest route if you want to be healthy, clean, and suitable marriage material. But, if you got to get down, wrap your meat tight and use a dental dam. Don’t be stupid folks!

Johnny Peepers

----> is a socio-pathetic degenerate with a penchant for cheap booze, ruphy-laden broads, and dim sum soup.


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