Posts Tagged ‘Barack Obama

07
Nov
08

Obama’s Pro-War Chief of Staff: Rahm “Rahmbo” Emanuel

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My objections to the war in Iraq were not simply a speech… I was one of the most vocal opponents of the war ~ Barack Obama

For many Americans, the election of Barack Obama signifies a forthcoming era of hope, change, and principled foreign policy – a repudiation of Bush’s imperialistic cowboy diplomacy. It is a bit too early to divine Obama’s intended positions on preemptive war, and the ongoing military occupations of Afghanistan and Iraq. Nonetheless, Obama’s selection of Congressman Rahm Emanuel (D, Il) as White House Chief of Staff is indicative of the pro-war direction of the new administration.

new-day1Rahm Emanuel’s ranking position in the bipartisan war party may come as bit of a shock to those expecting a dovish foreign policy in the new administration. As chair of the Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee (DCCC), Emanuel did his best to ensure that 2006 democratic candidates in key toss-up house races were pro-war (20 out of 22 candidates, or 91%). When asked by Tim Russert in 2005 if he would have voted on the bill authorizing the invasion of Iraq knowing that there were no weapons of mass destruction, Emanuel answered yes. A clause inside a military appropriations bill requiring a vote of Congress before an attack on Iran was deleted at the insistence of Emanuel.

Rhambo probably got his war-mongering inclinations from his daddy. Benjamin Emanuel was a member of the Zionist terror organization Irgun which launched bloody attacks against civilians, Arabs, and the British from 1931 to 1948. In 1991, imbibed with war lust stoked by the the first Iraqi War, Emanuel volunteered for service in the Israeli Defense Forces. Although Emanuel settled for the life of the pol over the soldier, he got a chance to act out his violent fantasies through a bit of dinner table mutilation.

There’s the story of how, the night after Clinton was elected, Emanuel was so angry at the president’s enemies that he stood up at a celebratory dinner with colleagues from the campaign, grabbed a steak knife and began rattling off a list of betrayers, shouting ‘Dead! . . . Dead! . . . Dead!’ and plunging the knife into the table after every name. ‘When he was done, the table looked like a lunar landscape,’ one campaign veteran recalls. ‘It was like something out of The Godfather.'(source)

Here are a couple of planks in Emanuel’s “War on terror” strategy from the book he coauthored, The Plan: Big Ideas for America.

We need to fortify the military’s “thin green line” around the world by adding to the U.S. Special Forces and the Marines, and by expanding the U.S. army by 100,000 more troops. Finally we must protect our homeland and civil liberties by creating a new domestic counterterrorism force like Britain’s MI5

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The U.S. military budget is almost as much as the rest of the world’s defense spending combined (8 times that of China). The U.S. has 1.4 million people on active military duty (an additional 848,056 in reserves). There are over 290 thousand troops in 820 installations in at least 39 countries. What exactly does Emanuel have in mind for these new troops? Do we not have enough G.I.s (government issues) to forcibly institute democracy in the lands of the freedom-loathing enemies of the U.S. hyper-power hegemony?

Obama recently made mention of Emanuel’s “new domestic counterterrorism force.” Do we really want to model a domestic spy agency on the MI5, who have dossiers on 1 out of every 160 British adults? Lessons from the flagrant abuses of Bush’s intelligence and law enforcement operatives should alone be enough to scuttle this horrible plan. I imagine that Rahm and Co. will need plenty of intel to discredit those pesky anti-war dissenters. Think of it as the kinder gentler COINTELPRO (without the kind and gentle part).

Obama was handed a clear mandate from the American people on Nov. 4th to restore competent and ethical leadership in the halls of the executive branch. The appointment of Rahm Emanuel reflects an intention to continue the disastrous pro-war foreign policies of the current administration. Stay tuned for the analysis of future cabinet appointees.


04
Nov
08

Obama’s Civilian Informant Brigade

Obama is America’s second best bullshitter politician behind William Jefferson Blythe III. His masterful combination of Dr. Milton Erickson’s conversational hypnotic skills and substance-free aspirational rhetoric has duped many a naive voter. The pied political piper artfully provided the peeps what they wanted to see and hear. Now the rope-a-dope is on (U.S. imperialists out of Iraq??? Yeah, right).

spyAccording to Barack “Hussein in the Membrane” Obama, the feds, state and local police, and the rent-a-cops just aren’t enough to instill fear in the hearts of the proles these days. The Kenyan-born crack-smoker is calling for a “civilian national security force” that is just as “powerful, strong, and as well funded” as the U.S. military.

I guess that Obama didn’t get the memo regarding W’s deployment of the 3rd Infantry Division’s 1st Brigade Combat Team to police the streets of America. But then again, you can’t have to many eyes and ears in your delicate new regime. I can’t wait to submit my application for neighborhood surveillance captain in the Obama corps.

I seriously doubt that Obama’s handlers have clued him in on how many zeros are in the military defense budget. But then again, money is not an issue when you can forcibly extract whatever you need from a minority of the population with a progressive income tax. Democracy is but a fragile specimen that atrophies when the shmoes figure out how easy it is to vote in a wealth re-distributor to lighten the load.

Just like under W’s civil liberty deprivation regime, the change we can believe also wants to shit on your privacy. Obama claimed that the Bush administration had “abused [its] authority and undermined the Constitution by intercepting the communications of innocent Americans without their knowledge or the required court orders”. Soon afterwards, he dutifully cast his Senate vote in favor of immunizing telecoms from liability for handing over private communications to the government.

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With his telecom immunity flip-flop vote, maybe Obama just wanted a little more intelligence on the American people to buttress his civilian informant brigade field reports. The audacity of snoops.

My friends, we live in the greatest nation in the history of the world. I hope you’ll join with me as we try to change it ~ Barack Obama

29
Sep
08

Drunk Kentucky Hillbilly Woman Opposes an Arab for President

Why are we electing an Arab when we are at war with Iraq and Iran? Come on people. We are at war with the Middle East, but we want to elect a president with the name Barack HUSSEIN Obama…America is going to win. These colors don’t run ~Say-ra (intoxicated hillbilly woman)

25
Aug
08

Mellow Yellow and Joe Biden

I live my life by the environmentalist toilet usage creed – if it is yellow, let it mellow; if it is brown, flush it down. Donovan’s powerful anthem “Mellow Yellow” motivated me at an early age to preserve the watery metabolic waste in a porcelain chamber pot for extended periods of time. At a time of my choosing, the waste water is ushered forth to be purified in a municipal water works facility. The popular soft drink Mello Yello (a drink that appears identical to human urine) also had a profound effect on my decision to allow chamber pot water to chill for a while. The only downside is a stained bowl – but with a little bleach, and a lot of elbow grease, it comes right off.

Joe Biden has been selected by Team Obama for the vice president slot. Biden, the self-aggrandizing plagairist, War on Drugs proponent (he proposed the Drug Czar position), and the man who claimed the (anti)PATRIOT ACT was “his bill”, has all the markings of the next Cheney. The VP power broker who has the connections and calls the shots instead of the empty suit sitting in the big chair. Biden can also reign in all those poor confused Catholic voters who perceive Obama as a pro-abortionist baby slaughter, or are too damn racist to vote for a Kenyan-American. Here are two of my favorite Biden quotes on his new potential boss:

I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy. I mean that’s a storybook, man (February 2007)

I think he can be ready, but right now I don’t believe he is. The presidency is not something that lends itself to on-the-job training (August 2007)

Biden’s first quote presupposes that the African-American politicians who previously ran for president were not articulate, bright, or clean. This message must come as a crushing blow to Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, and Carol Moseley-Braun. Biden’s thinly-veiled racist utterance conveys the typical White superiority complex held by many of his elitist brethren.

The second quote evinces Biden’s conviction that little Barry is not ready for prime time. Obama needs an experienced man on the ticket to show him the ropes and keep him out of trouble. If Obama is going to beat the experienced pudding-brained long time Senator John McCain, he needs a man with smarts and political savvy. Luckily for Obama, Big Joe Baby has come to save the day.

You cannot go to a 7-11 or a Dunkin’ Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent…. I’m not joking ~ Joe Biden on the Indian domination of Delaware Dunkin’ Donuts franchises.

30
Jul
08

Ludacris: The Lyrics of Hope or Hate?

The marginally talented rapper Christopher Bridges (stage name Ludacris) has just unleashed a vitriolic attack on women, senior citizens, and the disabled. The song is titled Politics: Obama Is Here, and stands as a constant reminder to all decent Americans that rap music should be censored in the name of human decency. A few disgusting lyrics from the song:

Hillary hated on you, so that bitch is irrelevant

Can these type of misogynistic attacks be allowed in the post-Imus era? So Hillary Clinton roughed up Barry a bit on the campaign trial, so that makes her a bitch? I thought we had come far enough with respect to gender relations to put these hateful words to rest.

The Ludacris invoked bitter and painful memories of historical racial violence to instill fear in the hearts of White Americans. Why does the Ludacris want White people terrified?

The threats ain’t fazing us, the nooses or the jokes
So get off your ass, black people, it’s time to get out and vote!
Paint the White House black and I’m sure that’s got ’em terrified

Next, the rapper denigrates the senile pudding-brained U.S. Senator John McCain. He also manages to insult the mentally disabled by including Jorge Boosh in their ranks. The word handicap is a disparaging term that refers to physically and mentally disabled individuals who had to beg on the street corner with their hat in their hand. The Ludacris’s blatantly insensitive choice of words reveals a man with a depraved heart and no conscience for the afflicted.

McCain don’t belong in ANY chair unless he’s paralyzed
Yeah I said it cause Bush is mentally handicapped

Ludacris even went as far as requesting preferential treatment, in the form of a pardon, from a president Obama if he finds himself incarcerated. It seems that the Ludacris thinks that if a Democratic front-runner listens to your songs on the I-Pod, than you are guaranteed a VP slot on the ticket.

Well give Luda a special pardon if I’m ever in the slammer
Better yet put him in office, make me your vice president

Please boycott the Ludacris by refusing to buy his albums or see any of his movies. He is a wanna-be gangsta rapper, a mama’s boy crybaby punk, and was pathetic in the movie “Crash.”




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----> is a socio-pathetic degenerate with a penchant for cheap booze, ruphy-laden broads, and dim sum soup.

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