Posts Tagged ‘Dick Cheney


Get Well Soon…Dick!

The 69-year-old Republican, who has had five heart attacks in 32 years, was said to be suffering “discomfort” and was taken to hospital for further testing.

A statement issued by his office said: “Former vice president Cheney was not feeling well and was seen this afternoon by his doctors in their offices at George Washington University. “On the advice of his physicians, he was admitted to the hospital for further testing. “He is expected to remain in the hospital over the weekend.”

He suffered his fifth heart attack in February and has undergone quadruple bypass surgery and two artery-clearing angioplasties. He has also twice been treated with electrical shocks for atrial fibrillation, an abnormal heart rhythm that places him at risk of a stroke if not treated. (Source)


Dick Cheney, Before He Dicks You!

Dick Cheney, before he dicks you. As this picture disturbingly demonstrates, you might not survive the initial rogering. What psychopathic pervert aims his loaded pecker meat at AP photographers and his shit-shooting coffee drinking buddies? No wonder the bastard’s ticker is always on the fritz, he can’t get any blood flow upstairs. Just kidding Dick, we love ya 🙂

I had other priorities in the 60’s than military service ~ Dick Cheney

Johnny Peepers

----> is a socio-pathetic degenerate with a penchant for cheap booze, ruphy-laden broads, and dim sum soup.


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