Posts Tagged ‘Homosexuality

04
May
10

President Obama Threatened to Murder Jonas Brothers With Targeted Drone Attack

During his speech at the recent White House Correspondents’ Dinner, President Obama uttered the following words:

The Jonas Brothers are here; they’re out there somewhere. Sasha and Malia are huge fans; but boys, don’t get any ideas. Two words for you: predator drones. You will never see it coming. You think I’m joking?

It is shocking to me that the President of the United States would brazenly joke about liquidating our Nation’s greatest musical treasure. The Jonas Brothers are a gift from GOD (aka Disney) and all should cherish the sanctity of their precious lives. Their songs, especially “When You Look Me In The Eyes” and “Baby Bottle Pop Theme Song”, are revered anthems that comprise the soundtrack of the lives of countless struggling adolescents (and grown-ups like me) trying to make sense of an insane world.

One could infer from President Obama’s words that the Jonas Brothers are a loathsome band of child molesters (the First Children are both under the age of 12 and the youngest Jonas Brother is 17). Given that these men are quite obviously buggerers (their mere presence overpowering numerous gaydar installations), I seriously doubt the Jonas Brothers constitute the slightest sexual threat to females (of any age).

Mr. President, please preserve your remote-controlled instruments of wanton destruction for those more deserving than these musically-gifted choco-starfish afficionados (i.e., Muslim wedding party and funeral attendees, street market shoppers, non-combatants, women, children, and the occasional terrorist).

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09
Feb
10

Bill Hicks on Gays in the Military

Anyone DUMB enough to want to be in the military should be allowed in… end of fucking story!

27
Feb
09

James Dobson Resigns as Focus on the Family Chairman

dobsonIt is with great regret and sorrow that I must pass along news regarding James Dobson’s resignation as chairman of Focus on the Family. The evangelical non-profit was founded by Dobson in 1977 and has been a powerful lobbying force for the Right-Wing Christian wing of the Republican Party.

Dobson’s gentle sincere demeanor and soothing fatherly voice endeared him to supporters and foes alike. Dobson embarked on the righteous path quite early when he gave his life to Jesus Christ at the age of three. His daily radio show, which provides lessons on living a biblically-oriented (New Testament) lifestyle, is a critical life raft in the ocean of mainstream media sin and perversion.

Through the years, Dobson and Focus on the Family have valiantly fought the Satanic agenda to disrupt the wholesome Christian moral fabric of America. The Liar’s proponents of secular-humanism, militant feminism, pornography, abortion, and homosexuality have all felt the wrath of Focus on the Family’s powerful lobbying efforts and their extended network of activists.

Even without Dobson at the helm, Focus on the Family is sure to remain an influential voice for the evangelical/dominionist Americans who refuse to give an inch to the Satanists, the Socialists, or other assorted immoral Jesus-rejecting scum-bags. Please send Dr. Dobson an email or letter thanking him for his years of dedicated service in the name of Christians everywhere. Through the bravery and integrity of spiritual warriors like Dobson, the destruction of the Liar’s sinister legions will be finalized and God’s chosen children will soon be called home.




Johnny Peepers

----> is a socio-pathetic degenerate with a penchant for cheap booze, ruphy-laden broads, and dim sum soup.

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