Posts Tagged ‘Mug Shots

19
Jul
08

Mugshot Mania

One of my favorite websites is The Smoking Gun. They publish mug shots, arrest reports, court documents, and other interesting public records. Here are a few mug shots that I dug up. The captions below the photos are an attempt at humor and are not to be considered assertions of fact.

Soon to be a cashier at a 7-11 near you

Soon to be a cashier at a 7-11 near you

Alien Cat Licker (do not attempt to domesticate)

Alien Cat Licker (Do not attempt to domesticate)

...BARELY!

...BARELY!

Vampire Raver Bitch (hepatitis-C positive)

Vampire Raver (Hepatitis-C positive)

Frizzy Mcgee

Frizzy Mcgee

Hot Stuff

Hot Stuff (You know you want some)

I ain't studyin' you!

I ain't studyin' you!

Jack-Toothed Jarry

Jack-Toothed Jerry

Bubba "Sprouts" Hollister

Bubba "Sprouts" Hollister

Lil' Miss Button-Up

Lil' Miss Button-Up

Mop Stealing Hoe

Janitorial Hairpiece Specialist

The Palomino Vato

Crazy Eyes (The Palomino Vato)

Dem lock-up boys like it smooooove!

Dem lock-up boys like it smooooove!

Now ask yourself, who's the MACK?

Now ask yourself, who's the MACK?




Johnny Peepers

----> is a socio-pathetic degenerate with a penchant for cheap booze, ruphy-laden broads, and dim sum soup.

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