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George W. Bush: Tales of a Mentally Incompetent Closet Drunk

BBC World captured video of lame duck U.S. president Jorge Boosh (whose Skull and Bones nickname is “Temporary”) drinking beer at the 2007 G8 conference. I missed it at the time due to the corporate controlled blackout media. Here is the 22 second video that is 100% guaranteed to make you laugh, cry, or write a letter in support of Congressman Dennis Kucinich’s impeachment articles:

The funniest part of the clip is where Jorgie retardedly over-pours the beer onto the table, sits back for an oblivious giggle, and then quickly swallows the foam trying to hide his lack of table manners. It is evident that this drunken lout is more accustomed to sucking down cans of Bud Light, or slugging from a bourbon bottle, than enjoying a properly poured pint of lager.

Boosh is not only an alcoholic with a DUI track record (see other exploits here), but is also a supposedly born-again tee-tolling Christian. So, one may earnestly inquire, what is Jorgie doing drinking alcohol? Admittedly, the beer he is drinking is a low-alcohol Buckler (.5% ABV), but still. According to the 12 step organization Alcoholics Anonymous, complete abstinence from the sauce is critical for a proper recovery.

Alcoholics Anonymous, the book — Dr.’s Opinion, Page xxvi, 3rd Edition:

“These allergic types can never safely use alcohol in any form at all;”

Alcoholics Anonymous, the book — Dr.’s Opinion, Page xxviii, 3rd Edition:

“The only relief we have to suggest is entire abstinence.”

The BBC World video clip noted that the next day,”President Bush was suffering from a stomach complaint and missed most of the talks with African leaders.” That is the BBC’s snarky way of reporting that Booshie moved onto to harder tipple after slamming his beer, and was suffering from a severe hangover prohibiting him from fulfilling his statesmen duties. I am sure he had no misgivings about skipping the African leader meetings; as Kanye West revealed at the Hurricane Katrina Relief concert fundraiser, “George Bush doesn’t care about Black people“.

Boosh claimed to have given up drinking after waking up with a hangover after his 40th birthday celebration. According to the incompetent shrub, “I quit drinking in 1986 and haven’t had a drop since then.” It wouldn’t be the first, or the last, blatant lie that Jorge has heaped on the American public.

During a 1992 wedding reception (6 years after supposedly climbing on the wagon), Boosh drunkenly insulted the bride and her family members. He even manages to ridicule two of the bride’s family members for abstaining from alcohol. Jorge follows up his failed comic Q&A routine by slamming his alcoholic drink. A class act for sure. Here is the wedding video clip that should be preserved for generations to come.

In 2002, Bush claimed to have collapsed after choking on a pretzel while watching a football game. In reality (non Bush World), the executive buffoon got so liquored up that he passed out and smashed his face on a coffee table, leaving a large abrasion on his face. According to a book written by British Foreign Secretary Lord Owen, a blood sample sent to John Hopkins hospital contained significant amounts of alcohol.

From this Italian report, Jorgie’s 2007 G8 drinking binge was not an isolated event. During an official visit in Rome in June 2008, Boosh was sucking down red and white wine during an official lunch with Italian President Giorgio Napolitano. Thankfully, Jorge will soon be an ex-prez, and will have all the time he needs to drown the memories of his failed presidency.

See, in my line of work you got to keep repeating things over and over and over again for the truth to sink in, to kind of catapult the propaganda.

Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking of new ways to harm our country and our people.. and neither do we.

– George W. Bush

Johnny Peepers

----> is a socio-pathetic degenerate with a penchant for cheap booze, ruphy-laden broads, and dim sum soup.


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