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Feb
10

Casey Kasem in Dead Dog Meltdown

Casey Kasem, the outwardly squeaky clean disc jockey,  is heard unleashing an obscenity laden tirade against his staff. Kasem was incensed that an up-tempo Pointer Sister’s song immediately preceded a long-distance dedication for a dead dog named Snuckles. The raving paranoid Kasem suspects that the conflicting song selection may be part of a larger conspiracy against him.

As a youngster, I enjoyed listening to Kasem spinning my favorite top-40 hits. I even got a kick out of his heartfelt dedications and sappy over-the-top delivery. I now know that Kasem’s on-air shtick was merely a facade erected to conceal the seething hatred and putrid rot that emanated from his black soul. If there is a hell Mr. Kasem, you will occupy its furthest depths for violating your formerly sacred public image and by taking the Lord’s name in vain.

I want somebody to use his fucking brain to not come out of a goddamn record that is up-tempo and I got to talk about a fucking dog dying!


3 Responses to “Casey Kasem in Dead Dog Meltdown”


  1. 1 CK
    January 8, 2012 at 2:43 pm

    Wtf are you talking about? Conspiracy theory? Guy was just pissed they lead into a death dedication with a cheery Pointer Sisters song. Project much?

  2. January 8, 2012 at 9:56 pm

    The audio speaks for itself. Kasem is a hate-filled tyrannical radio twit whose on-air goody two-shoes personae was outed. Your life is in dire need of re-purposing if this post commanded enough of your attention to feel the need to comment.

  3. 3 Death Dog Died Dirty
    July 22, 2012 at 2:27 am

    Oh, Fuck me. And you.


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