Casey Kasem in Dead Dog Meltdown

Casey Kasem, the outwardly squeaky clean disc jockey,  is heard unleashing an obscenity laden tirade against his staff. Kasem was incensed that an up-tempo Pointer Sister’s song immediately preceded a long-distance dedication for a dead dog named Snuckles. The raving paranoid Kasem suspects that the conflicting song selection may be part of a larger conspiracy against him.

As a youngster, I enjoyed listening to Kasem spinning my favorite top-40 hits. I even got a kick out of his heartfelt dedications and sappy over-the-top delivery. I now know that Kasem’s on-air shtick was merely a facade erected to conceal the seething hatred and putrid rot that emanated from his black soul. If there is a hell Mr. Kasem, you will occupy its furthest depths for violating your formerly sacred public image and by taking the Lord’s name in vain.

I want somebody to use his fucking brain to not come out of a goddamn record that is up-tempo and I got to talk about a fucking dog dying!

3 Responses to “Casey Kasem in Dead Dog Meltdown”

  1. 1 CK
    January 8, 2012 at 2:43 pm

    Wtf are you talking about? Conspiracy theory? Guy was just pissed they lead into a death dedication with a cheery Pointer Sisters song. Project much?

  2. January 8, 2012 at 9:56 pm

    The audio speaks for itself. Kasem is a hate-filled tyrannical radio twit whose on-air goody two-shoes personae was outed. Your life is in dire need of re-purposing if this post commanded enough of your attention to feel the need to comment.

  3. 3 Death Dog Died Dirty
    July 22, 2012 at 2:27 am

    Oh, Fuck me. And you.

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Johnny Peepers

----> is a socio-pathetic degenerate with a penchant for cheap booze, ruphy-laden broads, and dim sum soup.


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