Mary Ann – The Drug-Addicted Sinner From Gilligan’s Island Needs Your Prayers


The Satanist’s girl-next-door seductress, Mary Ann from Gilligan’s Island, was arrested for possessing illegal mind-altering drugs. Dawn Wells is the actress who tantalized many young boys (and men) with her down home sensual allure and disarmingly flirtatious behavior. Countless young impressionable minds fantasized about turning out Mary Ann’s Midwestern corn-fed guts. Her image was a deceptively crafted Hollywood lure designed to destroy the beauty of God’s greatest gift – sexuality.

Mary Ann shared an island hut with the red-headed sex bomb Ginger (real name Tina Louise). Ms. Louise was famous for prostituting her naked flesh in the soul-destroying pornographic magazine Playboy. In the series, the two were pursued by virile over-sexed males (Skipper, Gilligan, and the Professor) that were shipwrecked alongside with them. A lesbian relationship was heavily implied, with Mary Ann assuming the naive farm girl subordinate to Ginger, the worldly harlot experienced in carnal debauchery.

The Satanic producers of the series portrayed Mary Ann as a child to lure pedophiles and young boys into her deceptively seductive Lolita-esque spiderweb. In the episode “V for Vitamins”, a vote is called to determine who gets to escape the island. Mary Ann then says, “women and children first, so I get two votes.” The Satanist’s intentional conflation of obvious feminine sexual maturity with the claim of childhood was a form of cultural propaganda designed to blur the moral distinction between acts of sexual congress between adults and the weakest among us – our youth.

Dawn Wells could not escape her demons and used chemicals to ease the pain of her sinful past. She even auctioned her Gilligan’s Island whore-gear for $20,700 to feed her destructive addiction.

After being caught by the police red-handed, Wells lied about having the drugs. Satan compelled her to blame hitch-hikers for placing them in her vehicle. The Lord saw that she was punished for her 9th Commandment violation, and was placed on probation.

Dawn Wells has a chance to be born again and to earn the Lord’s protective embrace. She is up there in years now, and the drugs she has used to defile her body have reduced her time on the Earthly plane. Please pray for Dawn and let her know that you wish to enjoy her presence in the afterlife by signing her guestbook.

If your’re not a born-again Christian, you’re a failure as a human being ~ Jerry Falwell

48 Responses to “Mary Ann – The Drug-Addicted Sinner From Gilligan’s Island Needs Your Prayers”

  1. 1 msmilie
    March 12, 2008 at 8:02 pm

    Mary Ann was the shit back in the day, bro. I always found her character much more alluring that Ginger. Say what you will about that. I never did learn though how they explained this country bumpkin finding her way on the ship. I suppose I could google it, but who cares?

    Fuck Jerry Falwell. Oh wait, he’s dead. Never mind.

  2. March 12, 2008 at 8:29 pm

    Your attraction to Mary Ann was orchestrated by the Satanist’s cultural pollution propaganda msmilie. Skinner and Pavlov worked for years to trigger your sexual auto-response mechanisms. Mary Ann’s fictional narrative does not matter. As for your Falwell insult, he was a man of the cloth. A righteous upstanding moralist who can no longer defend his name, but I can. You should be ashamed sir.

  3. March 13, 2008 at 8:23 am

    Jerry Falwell can kiss my ass, who is he to judge ME or anyone else.

    Poor Mary Ann….another Hollywood star gone baaaaad.

    Was she busted for only pot? or was more involved?

    Johnnypeeper’s response:

    It will be a very cold and dank buttockal smooch BG, and you may have to do all the work. Jerry’s purple lips are pus-filled and rotting so you better wash up good afterwards. Mary Ann was arrested for reckless driving as well as possessing the Devil’s weed. Please sign her guest book, she needs to know that people care for her.

  4. 4 Manco
    March 13, 2008 at 12:25 pm

    Falwell was a pussbag piece of shit, much like you, Peepers. Peepers: the moralist. Don’t believe the hype, folks. Peepers has designs on a few of the women who frequent his blog – particularly the older ones – so that he can collect money for his drug habit while engaging in deviant sex with the naive hags who inflate his ego with their half-witted contributions to this amusing, but brainless place on the web that Peepers calls home.
    For any ladies considering allowing the goatboy into your hearts, might I add that he also likes to dress up in women’s underwear and parade around. The only clean area in his hovel that passes for an apartment is the space in a corner of his bedroom where he keeps his freshest and newest panties and nighties. He’s a sick fuck, ladies. You should know the truth. Stop eating the sand, ladies. I know you’re broken, lonely human beings who think that Peepers is a ray of truth in an otherwise disgusting world – a world that has beaten and oppressed you for decades – but the fact is he’s just one more part of that ugly world. An uglier part, actually, because he is feeding on your fears and doubts for his own sick amusement.
    Get out laddies, get out while you can!

  5. March 13, 2008 at 12:41 pm

    I have wasted all kind of tissue papers back in the days, Thanks to Mary Ann!

    Johnnypeeper’s response:

    Not only did Mary Anne corrupt souls through sexual enticement, she also destroyed the environment by causing the waste of precious resources – our trees.

  6. March 13, 2008 at 1:48 pm

    Personally I enjoyed Gilligan’s Island along with McCale’s Navy, and Action (Featuring paul Revere and the Raiders) every day when I came home from school!

    Madame Monet
    Writing, painting, Music, and Wine

    Johnnypeeper’s response:

    You are dating yourself with those television memories sweetheart. I don’t mind though, I love the seasoned lovelies. At least you didn’t include Amos & Andy’s radio show or Chaplin’s new fad-fangled talkies.

  7. 7 Timbre
    March 13, 2008 at 5:51 pm

    Very funny Johnny-P. Thanks, by the by, for the good luck wishes in Atlanta, I’ll need it. And you’re right Chicago is awesome, I really don’t want to leave, but it’ll always be here when I get back! Atlanta on the other hand is a welcome and warming change. on Conversations with God, I actually bought the book for my dad and after he read it I stole it back from him but haven’t had a chance to crack it. But, yes we have similar beliefs, for show…I do believe that religion is divisive and does breed judgement and a lack of tolerance and worstly smug arrogance. Sadly if they all realised that they are saying the same thing–in very basic and reductive terms, if they just turned their own noise down and be silent for a minute they’d get it. Maybe. Maybe not. Any way your writing rocks, I’ll be watching…

    What’s your stance on marriage?

    Johnnypeeper’s response:

    Thank you for your gracious and thoughtful comment. I have only read portions of the CWG series, mainly “The New Revelations”. The basic principles contained in the books codified the spiritual resting place that I have reached over the past few years. Although no individual (or organized religious collective) has the “answer”, Walsch sets forth many rational pronouncements on the architect’s purpose for mankind.

    As to your question regarding my stance on marriage. I am greatly humbled, and I am sure I could be a dutiful spouse, but my county’s health authority refuses to certify me based on my recent blood tests. I am awaiting the vaccine that the corporations assure me is forthcoming. I will keep you advised.

    If your comment wasn’t a marriage proposal, than disregard the above paragraph. I believe marriage is a private institution. The government should have no role in licensing any matrimonial ceremony. Nor should they deny privileges or benefits to non-traditional couples who have chosen to wed. To do so is a violation of the Equal Protection Clause of the 14th Amendment. Why should heterosexual couples be granted benefits and rights that other couples cannot have? This puts the government in the position of approving certain religious beliefs, and discriminating against others.

    Same-sex couples are denied inheritance privileges, tax benefits, child custody rights, and the opportunity to make medical decisions on behalf of their loved one. Marriage is a sacred institution that announces the love that two (or more) individuals have for each other. The government should not seek to influence behavior by creating perverse incentives manipulating individual’s decisions regarding marriage.

  8. March 13, 2008 at 10:19 pm

    JP. I’m curious to know your stance on marriage, as questioned by Timbre. Also, I knew that you were my spiritual brother, and should have known that you were hip to Conversations with God. Great perspective! I’m glad to know that more are tuned in to that perspective. I’ll say a prayer for Mary Anne for sure. She’ll be included with the “God bless the world and all in it” part of my prayers. I hope she hasn’t stunted her life too much, but hell, we all have to go some time. When she goes on to the promised land, I hope that she can get into Ghetto Heaven with Tupak, my other peeps and the legendary Billy Holiday! If you don’t know what I’m talking about, check out Tupak’s, Ghetto Heaven. If you can’t find it, drop me an email, I’ll send it to you.

    Peace, Light and Love,


  9. 9 msmilie
    March 14, 2008 at 12:09 am

    Conversations with God? Yeah, I knew a bloke that scored that book and was raving about it. Nothing has really worked out too well for him, the last I heard. Oh well, maybe God just wasn’t speaking loud enough.
    Seriously, though, why can’t we just listen to ourselves and our better natures for once instead of giving it a name and some higher purpose. I like to think we’re not alone sometimes myself, but it’s ultimately up to us to stop listening to the voices in our head and start paying attention to what’s going on around us. There is no quick fix, no matter if it’s God, money, truth, fiction or existence. If mankind would take responsibility for his own actions, maybe he could devise a way to fix all that he has screwed up.

    Just a thought. Not trying to pick a fight, I promise.

  10. March 14, 2008 at 12:18 am

    I will check out Ghetto Heaven. I am sure Billie Holiday is in a special place, despite her perceived moral failings. Her story is a tragic one and I love her very much. I even named by pet parakeet after her. Unfortunately, Billie (the parakeet) was mauled to death by my cat Henry.

    I conducted a burial service for her in a plot of land beneath my window. I made Henry attend the funeral, holding him in place while I conducted the service. I explained to Henry the cycle of life, and how we are only snippets in time; we are cosmic dust that evaporates into the ethereal plane. I made him look at the poor bird’s carcass and reflect on his violence. I told Henry that in the hierarchy of the animal kingdom, a superior predator could have just as easily dispatched him into that hole of earth. I dunno if he absorbed the message, but I tried my best.

    My other parakeet is Lester Young, one of my jazz idols. I will write about him in detail in another post. Lester and Billie were fellow-travelers and soul mates. Their story is one of incredible romance and soul-unifying beauty.

    Here is a clip of Lester serenading Billie.

    Love ya CordieB,

  11. March 14, 2008 at 4:03 pm

    I linked to this site from your comment on Breitbart today about the high level towelhead captured. Excellent site Johnnypeepers! Keep it up, I’ll be watching…

  12. 12 msmilie
    March 15, 2008 at 1:28 am

    “God continues to lift the curtain and allow the enemies of America to give us probably what we deserve.”

    — Rev Jerry Falwell, blaming civil libertarians, feminists, homosexuals, and abortion rights supporters for the terrorist attacks of Tuesday, September 11, 2001, to which Rev Pat Robertson agreed, quoted from John F Harris, “God Gave US ‘What We Deserve,’ Falwell Says,” The Washington Post (September 14, 2001)

    I stand by what I said: Falwell was a piece of human waste.

    And you write so much about the right of privacy. What do you think of this doozy from your boy:

    “This is probably as bad a day as the court has had on social issues since “Roe v Wade.”

    — Rev Jerry Falwell, reacting to the Supreme Court’s ruling in the Texas sodomy case, “Lawrence v. Texas,” wherein the high court upheld an individual’s (or a couple’s) right to privacy; “It is a promise of the Constitution that there is a realm of personal liberty which the government may not enter,” said Justice Anthony M Kennedy, for the majority in an opinion “as broad in its constitutional vision as any ever issued by the court,” wrote Charles Lane for The Washington Post; in his dissent, Justice Antonin Scalia, an extremist Evangelical Christian, complained that the justices voting to uphold the right to privacy were creating a new constitutional right, that they were not upholding the Constitution, quoted from “Planned Parenthood Federal Action Report” (July, 2003)

    People like Falwell have perpetuated a mindset that has dumbed down and spiritually corrupted individuals that it has infested. Falwell was a fascist son of bitch who, if given the opportunity, would have held public executions of those he deemed unworthy. Fortunately, we haven’t drifted quite that far in this country…yet.
    I got news for the bastards, yourself included if you swing with these peeps: not everyone is going to go willingly over the side of the cliff. We’ll stand up, we’ll scratch, we’ll claw, and we’ll beat the bastards back. There’ll be no turning the other cheek.


    Johnnypeeper’s response:

    The honorable Rev. Falwell was correct on all counts. It was a sinful, immoral, and materialistic lifestyle that brought the punishment of 9-11 on us. Much like the “Great Flood” wiped the wicked from the world, the events of that fateful day were a wake-up call to those in spiritual slumber.

    Roe V. Wade is state sponsored murder. When a nation fails to protect the weakest among us, it cannot stand for long. Witness the implosion of the Greek and Roman Empires due to wide-scale infanticide and male-on-male rectal defilement.

    Lawrence v. Texas was a Supreme Court abomination. The Satanic justices recognized the substantive due process right to engage in buggery and sinful carnal homosexual debauchery. It was a dark day for Christians in the U.S. when that decision was handed down. The Luciferian enemies of morality won the battle, but they will be defeated in the end times.

    You can fight us all you want msmilie. I got news for you though, the only clawing you will be doing is against the burning walls of your sulphur-ridden underworld abyss – otherwise known as hell.

  13. 13 Goddelusion
    March 15, 2008 at 9:08 am

    I hear Jerry came back as the purple teletubby. What a glorious day when Falwell fell from his pulpit in 2005….he was an idiot! His legacy (in the form of some creep named peepers is even more disturbing). What a waste of life to spend it praying from things you are more likely to achieve by getting off your knees and pulling your head out of your hands. get a life, live your life and stop spreading ignorance, hatred, and fables.

    Johnnypeeper’s response:

    You seem like you are threatened by true believers, why is that? Am I harming you by “spreading ignorance, hatred, and fables?” Do you have a manual of approved theological or philosophical viewpoints to guide my life so as to avoid offending you? Thank you for stopping by. Even speech-Fascists are welcome at Dillsnap Cogitations.

  14. August 22, 2008 at 3:34 am

    Peeps … Mr. “True Believer” … what -action- are you taking in re: Mt 28:18-20?

    You can neither hasten nor retard the coming apocalypse … but you can save yourself and those who listen to you IF you follow that commandment.

    Don’t tell me what you believe … that’s irrelevant because faith without works is DEAD. But I’d be interested in reading (on these pages) how you are subjecting yourself to that commandment.

  15. August 27, 2008 at 2:31 pm

    Yeah Bill, you got me on that one. I don’t think I ever made it that far in my Bible studies. I will faithfully pursue the “commandment” that you referenced in order to save those who listen to me. What kind of works do you recommend? I have taken pottery and typing classes at my local community college. Do those count?

  16. 16 dumps
    March 3, 2009 at 8:44 pm

    Holy hell i have not seen mind dead ignorance like this in some time. That has to be johnny peepers real picture! Is this website a joke to mock christianity? Cause i can back that. The only thing that needs to be remembered here is that humans are scum. Always have been, always will be. No one ever agrees on anything when it really matters. We kill instead of just living with each other. Some even succumb to the sickest of desires just because they have the will to. They don’t care who they hurt or even kill. Compassion, tolerance, and acceptance are almost dead in these times. Children are born dying, people are made to suffer every single day in this world. Its a cespool. Dim outlook yes, but also true. All this crap about falwell is petty bullshit. He was scum just like the rest of us. “God’s garbage”, so to speak. Commandments, testimonials, god’s word,…. its all been corrupted by man. Why would i listen to another man carry on about something that has been changed and bastardized over thousands of years?? Ever notice how someone who wishes to share their religion with you, is almost never willing to listen about yours? Humans are scum. Apparently, we were all born these perfect little innocent creatures. Then, we are thrown into this cespool, doomed to fail and anger our creator. As punishment for our failure, we will be thrown into a deeper, sicker cespool and tortured for all eternity. But we can avoid all this by just turning our backs on the things that come naturally to us. Most things that your body tells you to do, will get you condemned. But there is a loophole. Admit your guilt, accept christianity, and you will be forgiven! Presto! But, there is one thing that you can do to guarantee that you will make it to that deeper, sicker cespool. Just deny the existence of god. The bible says he will never forgive you and you will be banished to hell for all eternity. Starting to sound like a cheap hollywood script? None of this makes any sense. Perhaps none of it ever did. I believe in a creator, i just don’t see any point in listening to another human preach about it. It makes no sense at all.

  17. March 7, 2010 at 4:10 am

    kviKTl Excellent article, I will take note. Many thanks for the story!

  18. 18 Anonymous
    October 11, 2012 at 8:22 pm

    Leave Mary Ann Alone!

  19. 19 adriana
    November 24, 2012 at 8:58 pm

    We can pray for mary ann that GOD will save her we can write to her and witness to her about the LORD JESUS our MESSIAH.

  20. September 1, 2013 at 11:52 pm

    I no more believe that Dawn wells was a satenist or a major drug user, or a lesbo. I know ginger had a Herron addiction. Maybe Dawn wells tried some drugs in the 70’s as well as the rest of America. But she isn’t what everyone thinks. I met her. Maybe you stone casting bastards need to repent yourselves .

  21. 21 Michael
    October 14, 2013 at 1:11 am

    Jesus fucking Christ, whoever wrote this has to be on acid. Mind you, the general population of born-again Christians are on acid. Still, this was an awesome trip. Thank you, my bible thumping friendly kook! 🙂

  22. 22 Michael
    October 14, 2013 at 1:13 am

    P.S. Fundamentalist Christians=Fucking hypocritical cunts who aren’t even fit enough to kiss that fucker Jerry Falwell’s cold dead ass.

  23. December 6, 2013 at 5:02 am

    Unholy crap That was a batshit insane rant. Your religion is bronze age poison. Still waiting for the apocalypse? Still waiting for the Rupture? lol Good keep wallowing in bronze age ignorance.

  24. 24 Anonymous
    August 25, 2014 at 11:26 pm

    dumbest page ever. no one had to coach that chick to look hot, she was the beauty pageant winner for her state, I mean look at her! good looking people deserve to be ogled by us, it’s why they get the television jobs since the tv became popular. And this Satanist crap….grow up

  25. 25 adam Schneider
    November 22, 2014 at 7:21 pm

    I am confused because dawn wells Mary Ann makes me feel funny in my pants. I am a young man and I respect the Blessed gift of women And I always knew Mary Ann was a whoremonger. When you mentioned that she could be a lesbian I felt funny in my pants again And now I keep slapping myself calling myself a bad boy or a bad Christian

  26. 26 Anonymous
    December 3, 2014 at 12:58 am

    Fuck you ass get a life

  27. 27 Anonymous
    December 22, 2014 at 2:08 pm

    You are a fucking idiot.

  28. 28 Anonymous
    March 11, 2015 at 11:32 pm

    Bitchy lady is a bitch.

  29. June 21, 2015 at 7:58 pm

    Jerry falwell can lick balls yo,..

  30. June 21, 2015 at 8:00 pm

    Jerry falwell can lick balls…he obviously needs some attention so he’ll write what he ‘thinks’…

  31. 32 Peepers loves penis
    July 8, 2015 at 6:09 pm

    Eat a bag of dicks you clueless so called christian!!! Your mother was fucked by Satan!!

  32. April 22, 2016 at 12:51 pm

    Uuuuuugh. The way this was worded is disgusting! Whoever the writer of that so called news/gossip article on Dawn Wells, should be shipped off to Gilligans Isle and never found!
    To begin with, all humans are born sinners. But we are all forgiven by the God. Not by the writer or Jerry Falwell! Ugh!!
    Next, she had pot in her car, nothing else. And since its been on many ballots across the USA to legalize it, why would that make her a sinner? I think the writer of that stupidly, senseless article is THE uneducated sinner!
    Get the facts correct before you condemn others publicly…you IDIOT!!!!

  33. 34 Anonymous
    May 10, 2016 at 3:54 pm

    You’re an idiot beyond compare

  34. 35 Larry Hanson
    June 20, 2016 at 8:42 pm

    You’re fuck’in delusional!

  35. 36 Kilroy
    August 1, 2016 at 6:24 pm

    I’m glad someone has finally called out Mary Ann for the whore she was. It is obvious that Mary Ann beguiled the Professor and The Skipper with her Lolita-like flirtation, carnal lust masquerading as innocence in an effort to solicit the most debased of sex acts, oral sex. While that might be considered optimal by some sinners, given the island setting and lack of obstetricians within three hour commuting distance, the thought her taking the innocence of and settling down on the face of Gilligan, the Island Idiot with a heart of gold, was too wicked to ponder by most 13-16 year olds in the 60’s.

    It was an innocent age and the idea of Mr and Mrs Howell walking upon them in a secluded area, Mary Ann riding Gilligan’s face like an army mule was simply too perverse to ponder. The ensuing orgy far too dark a concept for the innocent age. After all Kansas farm girls don’t shave and without proper hygiene products and the humid island environment, not to mention the thought of Mr. and Mrs Howell getting jiggy with it, the whole thing was just plain nasty.

    Had the viewing demographics recognized the full frontal assault of kinky sexuality implied by those short, tight cut offs they may have made the break to GunSmoke much sooner. Before the damage was done.

    Now Miss Kitty….she was just a good old fashioned Ho. No hidden agenda there. Praise the Lord!!!!

  36. 37 S.F. Daddy
    February 18, 2017 at 9:07 am

    Yeah, but was she a slut?

  37. 38 Jon Murphy
    April 4, 2017 at 8:34 pm

    Personally if you can turn a show like that into an “implied” lesbianism show I feel you are the one with the sick brain.
    Who would think such a thing except a pervert?

  38. 39 JT Nichols
    December 23, 2017 at 7:32 pm

    She never looked like a child on that show! You’re full of shit and Satan can chew my shorts.

  39. 40 Randywkemp
    April 7, 2018 at 6:51 pm

    The first page of the bible is missing. It says that I dedicate this work of fiction to my wife.

  40. April 7, 2018 at 7:03 pm

    The first page of the bible is missing. It says that I dedicate this work of fiction to my wife. You have been brainwashed by the pedophiles running your houses of worship! You ARE an inbred idiot!

  41. 42 CJ
    April 12, 2018 at 2:14 am

    Just wondering if you know that Mary Ann was a character portrayed by the actress Dawn Wells who acted out and spoke the words of script writers. and not really those of a tiny young woman in the Magic box on your table called a TV.
    As to the arrest, “She later denied the marijuana was hers and was not convicted on marijuana possession. She did plead guilty to one count of reckless driving and was sentenced to five days in jail, fined $410.50 and placed on six months probation.”
    Speaking falsehoods about others is sin is it not? A sinner like you should not be casting stones at others…

  42. 43 Jodi
    August 17, 2018 at 9:41 am

    You’re a judgmental, condemning, merciless, hard hearted individual. You cannot “earn” anything from God! God’s Love, grace, and mercy are FREE gifts. There’s nothing we can do to earn His love & there’s nothing we can do to lose His love! God loves us no matter what! Even you aren’t beyond the reach of His mercy and grace. I will pray for Dawn Wells but I will also pray for you that the eyes of your understanding may be opened. That you may extend grace to others the way God has extended grace to YOU.

  43. 44 Lex Crodum
    January 14, 2020 at 2:05 am

    If you’re a born again Christian. You’ve disobeyed the first commandment and created a false god. Jesus was a Jew. And YOURE the hypocrite that Mathew 6-5-6 warns us about.

  44. 45 lex crodum
    January 14, 2020 at 2:08 am

    It’s YOU that will burn in HELL!!!

  45. 46 lex crodum
    January 14, 2020 at 2:13 am

    It’s YOU that will burn in HELL!!! And Jerry Falwell is getting a pineapple shoved up his ass everyday by Satan. So you will feel right at home.

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